14. Kittypets

Brambleclaw: *pads randomly around camp*

Firestar: *watches Brambleclaw suspiciously*

*thorn tunnel opens and reveals a band of fat orange kittypets*

Firestar: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN ARE YOU DOING HERE

Orange kittypets: what do you mean? *blinks innocently at Firestar*

Firestar: WHY ARE YOU IN MY TERRITORY

Orange kittypets: you should join OrangePack. We recruit orange cats and roam the twolegplace.

Firestar: WHAT THE- *passes out*

Brambleclaw: *pokes Firestar* LOL

A COUPLE HOURS LATER

Firestar: *wakes up slowly* where am..I..?

Brambleclaw: *is standing above him with a camera* don't you remember, Firestar?

Firestar: *looks down and sees he has a metal collar on* OMG WHY DO I HAVE A COLLAR ON *scrapes at collar*

Brambleclaw: Firestar, you were recruited to OrangePack and all remember?

Orange kittypets: hello :)

Firestar: and WHY WOULD I DO THAT EXACTLY?!

Orange kittypets: *shakes heads* well, you were so excited that we had waffles.. And stuff...* sees Firestar's growing anger*

Firestar: *screeches and attacks Brambleclaw*

Brambleclaw: *drops camera* *sounds of fighting are heard* *police sirens are heard in the distance*