39. Genders

Brambleclaw: *talking with Ashfur*

Ashfur: so, Brambleclaw, do you even remember the last she-cat leader we had?

Firestar: *eavesdropping*

Brambleclaw: Hmm.. How'd it go? I think there was Thunder, Owlstar, Pinestar, Sunstar, Bluestar, and... FIRESTAR!! That's right. we have a she-cat leader right now!

Ashfur: *facepaw* oh! Duh! I totally forgot! LOL

Firestar: *barges in* excuse me?!

Brambleclaw: FIRESTAR FIRESTAR!! Guess what!!

Firestar: NO BRAMBLECLAW I AM NOT-

Brambleclaw: you grew another head

Firestar: ...

Ashfur: ...

Brambleclaw: ...

Ashfur: *whispers to Brambleclaw* how'd she do that?!

Firestar: I am not a she-cat!!

Brambleclaw: *lets out an exasperated sigh* how come everybody thinks that you actually are though?!

Firestar: nobody thinks that *rolls his eyes* see look let's ask my handy dandy medicine cat to prove it

*Fire Ash and Bramble walk over to Jayfeather's den*

Firestar: JAYFEATHER! Get your fat butt out here now!

Jayfeather: ugh! You are so difficult. *goes to Firestar*

Firestar: Jayfeather, I am a tom, right? Because these two little rats-

Jayfeather: I believe your birth certificate qualifies you as a she-cat

Firestar: well um 😅 *cough cough* that was a mix up...?

Jayfeather: no

Brambleclaw: *screeches* I KNEW IT!! I KNEW YOU SECRETLY LIKED SQUIRRELFLIGHT'S LIPSTICK!!

Firestar: nooooooooo!!!