Remember when I was in a relationship?

I don't even know that bitch anymore

She was a simp smh

I'm so close to confessing to my crush tho I just need someone to REALLY hype me up

Or get me fuckin WASTED so I won't remember it

Either or

I saw his mom the other day tho

I miss his dad

His dad is so funny

To ME anyway

His dad makes a joke, I'm the only one who laughs, and then everyone groans and starts tallying every time I laugh at one of his jokes

You: We didn't ask but okay