"Daddy?" Everybody called, tugging on her father's jacket.

Arceus picked up his smallest daughter, "Yes, honey?"

Everybody clenched Arceus's jacket collar with her tiny hands, "Why are we out in the cold?"

Arceus sighed as snow crunched underneath his feet, "Because, sweetheart, I accidentally ate Mommy's cookies so now we have to go buy some more."

"Why would you eat her cookies?"

"She stopped paying attention to me."

Everybody frowned, "You're weird..."

"Daddy! Wait up!" A tiny voice yelled.

Arceus stopped in his tracks and saw his youngest son trying to run in the snow. It was the demigod's first winter, and he still wasn't used to the snow. He almost slipped an fell at least three times before he caught up to his father.

"Abel, what are you doing here?" Arceus asked, setting Everybody down.

Abel turned pale, "A-Anybody said s-she was gonna beat m-me up!"

"Why?"

Abel looked down at the ground, "I-I looked at h-her."

Arceus groaned and rolled his eyes, "I'm gonna have to talk to her."

"She won't like that..." Everybody whispered.

Arceus frowned and nodded, "I'll ask your mother to talk to her, then."

Arceus took both of his small children's hands and continued their walk to the nearest grocery store, where he could buy more thin mints for his wife. Hopefully they weren't out- last time they ran out, Arceus and the kids spent a month at Giratina's. Sylveon was not happy.

As Arceus approached the Girl Scout stand, one of the girls recognized him, "Back again?"

"You guys are real judgy, huh?"