My friend Lilly just invited me to a football game

I literally hate all sports except Baseball and Basketball and I would never play either of those sports I just like watching them cause its fun

Football confuses me

My response?

And then my mom asked if I wanted to go to a DIFFERENT football game that night

Like

Why do y'all think I like football?

Ugh

I bet money that I'm gonna be third wheeling Lilly and her boyfriend tho

BET

Sorry for that rant I just

Ew people lmao