Hilda swung the door to her house open.

"Hilda! Honey! You are home!" N greeted.

Hilda grunted and threw herself on their couch.

"Honey? Are you okay?" N asked, kneeling by the arm of the couch and resting his head on the arm.

Hilda gave a muffled, "No."

"Honey?"

"Hmm?"

"Look at me."

Hilda looked up at him, but kept her eyes closed, "Don't you fucking do it."

N cocked his head like a Growlithe, "What?"

"Don't do it."

"Hilda..."

"Fine." Hilda grunted, opening her eyes to look at her fiancé.

N had a big goofy smile spread across his face, and Hilda couldn't help but smile too.

She put her hands over her eyes and frowned, "Dammit."

N chuckled.

"I love your stupid smile you grasshead." Hilda groaned.

"I love you, Hilda."

"Love you."

~~~

"Silvey, wake up!" Lyra said, shaking her husband awake.

Silver groaned and turned away from his wife.

Lyra sighed and blew a stray hair away from her face. She knew he wasn't a morning person, but waking him up was becoming a chore.

"Silvey..." Lyra cooed, cuddling up to Silver.

"Lyra...it's too early..." Silver groaned.

Lyra sighed in frustration. An idea bubbled to the front of her mind.

She smirked and got up from bed, "Oh well. I'm gonna take a shower. I was hoping you'd be joining me but..."

Silver sat up suddenly, "I'm up! I'm up."

Lyra giggled and took Silver's hands, "I knew that would work."

Silver rolled his eyes, "Yeah, yeah..."

"Come on then, Silvey. Though, I can't promise that the water won't burn you."

Silver chuckled, "Oh you're trouble."

~~~

Ash nuzzled his face into Misty's neck, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her onto his lap. Misty's face turned red.

Ash placed a kiss on Misty's neck.

"What is this?" Misty grunted.

Ash chuckled, letting his breath dance on Misty's neck, "Affection?"

"Disgusting..." Misty muttered, stretching her neck to give Ash better access, "Do it again."

~~~

"Alright Lillie, spill the tea. Give me the drama." Moon commanded, laying on her best friend's floor, skimming through a magazine.

"Okay so these bitches!" Lillie began, laying upside down off the edge of her bed, "Okay well first off, I hate people. Simple as that."

"Same." Moon agreed, "Continue."

~~~

"Hau, have you seen Moon?" Professor Kukui asked the young man.

"Yup." Hau answered, wearing his grandfather's robe like a Swadloon.

Moon appeared from Hau's collar, "Hey."

"Um...should I even ask?" Professor Kukui sighed.

"I'm playing hide n' seek with Ilima. Don't tell him you saw me..." Moon said, sinking back into her hiding spot.

"I'm hiding her." Hau explained.

Kukui backed away slowly, "Okaaaay..."

~~~

"I told you I can walk all by myself." Moon huffed, crossing her arms.

Gladion sighed as he carried Moon bridal style to the nearest Pokémon Center, "Of course you could. It's not like you twisted your ankle or anything."

"I swear to Arceus that rock came out of nowhere!"

"I don't think it was the rock's fault..." Gladion sighed.

"It was!"

~~~

Paul placed his hands firmly on his girlfriend's shoulders, "Dawn," he said seriously, "I need to get something off my chest."

Dawn crossed her fingers, "Is it your shirt? Please say it's your shirt."

Paul made a noise between a sigh and a chuckle, "What am I going to do with you?"

"I was just kinda hoping you would do me."

"Arceus, I love you." Paul said.

"You what?" Dawn squeaked, shocked at Paul's words.

Paul frowned, "You heard me."

Dawn beamed and hugged her boyfriend tightly, "I did! I really did!"

(A/N. WOW I WROTE THINGS

Great

Lol I love being trash)