Sister and cousin: *Sees me playing BotW*

Sister: Why are you playing as a girl?

Me: What

Me: I'm playing as Link!

Sister: Link's a girl?

Me: NO

Cousin: He looks like a girl

Me: He's not

Sister: Prove it

Me: *takes off Link's armor to reveal nothing but his underwear*

Sister: Hmm okay fine. But he still looks like a girl

Me: No he doesn't he looks like a snac

Cousin: Uggghhhh

Me: Shush Grace (cousin) show your new Dad some respect (cause she and I have this joke that she's my daughter and all my fictional crushes are her dads example: Gladion, Paul, Natsu, etc)

Cousin: WHY DO I HAVE SIX DADS

Sister: So what are you supposed to be doing in this game?

Me: Saving Princess Zelda

Sister: 0_0

Me: What

Sister: Zelda's a girl?

Me: UM

Me: YES

Sister: Sounds like a boy's name

Me: Ugh