YOU SEE THOSE BIRDS?
THOSE ARE DUCKS

AND I DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE REAL

UNTIL ONE OF THEM HISSED AT ME AND STARTED CHASING ME JUST NOW

AND THE THING ABOUT BIRDS IN WISCONSIN

THEY ARENT AFRAID TO HISS AND BITE YO ASS

AND WE HAVE FUCKING GEESE TOO

OH YEAH

LOTS OF GEESE

EVERY NIGHT IN SPRING YOU HEAR EM HERE

AND THEY ARE FUCKING SCARY

IDFK HOW MY BROTHER HAD ENOUGH GUTS TO TRY AND HUG THOSE DAMNED THINGS

HOOOO SHIT

I NEED A BREAK FOR AIR

OH MY GLOB