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Courtney, you got a load of bears to make time with to suffice for the lost time.

ahem,,

1. Freddy has a knack for using those teeth of his, but when another uses that power against him, he...

2. Now Courtney, I'm only gonna fucking reveal myself in the most candidly way possible just for this once. Fuck.

3. David has become very, very lonely and sad because his favorite pup is gone. He has been rather disconsolate through these unfortunate few months.

So, Courtney -you have to deal with a weird car-fanatic with strange masochism, a grumpy floof with anger issues, and a sad, tearful attention-whore. Take your pick.