Dare #17 + A/N

Dare made foxlordd

Dare: I dare them to meet some of my OC's and save the president from Polish golfers

Sally and others: Hi?

Everyone else: Hi!

Hornet: So. Can we get a proper introduction?

Sally: Okay. I'm Sally. A miscolored Kirlia, obviously. And this is Trike, a Heliolisk

Trike: Hi. Nice to meet you all.

Celeste: Nice to meet you too. Speaking of miscolored, that's going to be part o-

Celeste gets hit by Sam.

Celeste: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!

Sam:*Looks away*

Sally: Oh yeah. That's Sam the Lucario. He doesn't talk much. He's also an assassin, ninja? I don't know too much myself. He's mostly mute. I think what he meant by hitting you was "No spoilers?"

Sam nods.

Spike: So anyway, we apparently have to save the president from Polish golfers?

Dawn: Yup. And I'm finally back to being a female again.

Pine: Vice Versa with me.

Dusk: So we need a plan.

Trike: Not really.

Dusk: Why do you say that?

Trike: Cause the president and the golfers are on top of that border wall that the president made?

Dread: So who is the president again?

Zephran: Who cares? Let's not talk too much about politics or people will freak.

Mist: Yeah. He's right. 

Flare: Dread. Think you can get up there and hear what they're talking about?

Dread: Sure. You want me to disappear, right?(She has the ability levitate)

Flare: Duh

Dread flies up and listens (WARNING: THIS CAN OFFEND SOMEONE. BE AWARE THAT NONE OF THIS IS TRUE.)

Golfer #1: We order you to cancel American Football. For good.

President: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?!?

Golfer #2: American Football is now being played over in Poland thanks to one of your American children.

Golfer #3: Even though Golf is a Scottish sport, everyone will play Golf instead. If you don't, we'll beat you to death using our golf clubs.

Dread flies back down.

Dusk: Find out anything?

Dread: There being dumb. They want to cancel American Football because it's the biggest trend in Poland.

Everyone else: That is dumb.

Trike: Anyway, we need to save him.

Sally: YEAH!!!

Sam: Can I just kill them and get it over with?

Everyone else: NOPE!

Sam: Damn it.

Later~

Golfer #2:(Sarcasm) THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION, PRESIDENT!!!

Flare uses Flamethrower on all the Golfers clubs melting them. Before it could hit the president.

Sam: Shi ne(Die in Japanese)

Sally: NO SAM!

Sam: Hmph.

Hornet: Anyway, that pretty much wraps things up. Literally.

Pine's using Vine Whip to tie up the Golfer's.

Everyone: Bye. And thanks to Sally and the other two.

Sally and Trike: Your welcome.

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Okay guys. I'm still alive, so dont worry. Sorry I haven't been updating. My phone broke, so I've been having trouble making time to update. I'm also in Marching Band, so that doesn't help either. I'm not getting a new phone till either the end of October or possibly the beginning of January. Anyway, I'll try to update more often. Also, the next chapter after this isn't a ask or dare, but more of a story that some of you will like. Most likely.

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