Sun, Sand, and Shenanigans

The camera comes to life, revealing Gavin wearing his usual goofy smile.

Gavin: Hey there everyone! Welcome back to another episode of Ask or Dare My Friends and Me! Everyone is in the kitchen having lunch, so let's go say hi!

Gavin grabs the camera and walks into the kitchen. Everyone except for EEeEE is sitting around the table eating grilled cheese. EEeEE on the other hand is in a cage in the corner. She doesn't look very happy and the sandwich on the plate in her cage hasn't been touched.

Gavin: Hey everyone! Say hi to the camera!

Everyone around the table gives a range of greetings to the camera. EEeEE on the other hand remains silent. Gavin approaches her with the camera.

Gavin: Aww c'mon EEeEE! Skitty worked hard on these sandwiches!

EEeEE: I'm not hungry.

Gavin: EEeEE c'mon you know this is the only other option I had besides kicking you off the show.

EEeEE: (scoffs) Oh yeah you showed how much you care about me by putting me in a cage.

Gavin sighs and shakes his head. Gavin then looks at the camera.

Gavin: In case any of you don't remember the last episode I will explain. EEeEE got a bit testy after the last episode-

Arsen calls over from the table. His voice is muffled by the sandwich.

Arsen: Testy?! If that's what testy looks like I'd hate to see what happens when she's mad!

EEeEE hangs her head and Gavin glares at Arsen before looking at the camera again.

Gavin: Anyway until we can trust her to control her attitude again we have to keep her under lock and key. With that out of the way, we got some dares!

The room is filled with groans from the table and cage. Gavin ignores them like usual. Gavin smiles and waves a flipper. A couple envelopes appear. Gavin rips one open and takes a look at it. After a minute his eyes widen and his smile grows. Gavin calls out.

Gavin: Guys I think you're going to like this one!

Everyone gives him a blank look.

Rocky: No offense, but I doubt that.

Gavin: (ignores her) My friend IEpicInkErrorI dared us to go to the beach!

Everyone around the room let's out a cheer. However Arsen stops and narrows his eyes.

Arsen: Wait a minute. What's the catch?

Gavin takes a minute to look over the date again.

Gavin: There isn't one! It's just a dare for us to go to the beach and have fun!

Rocky: Well Flicker and I can't get in the water.

Gavin: Eh you can hang out in the sand and stuff. It will be great!

Everyone around the table nods satisfied. However the silence is broken when EEeEE clears her throat.

EEeEE: What about me? I can't exactly have fun at the beach in this cage.

Gavin: Well maybe we can just put you on a leash or something-

A doorbell interrupts Gavin's sentence.

Skitty: I'll get it!

Skitty runs out of the room. She comes back a moment later with an envelope in her mouth.

Skitty: (muffled) Wer gert er lerter!

Gavin: Oh it must be another dare. Hand it over please.

Skitty hands him the letter. Gavin opens it and scans through it. When he's done he let's out a gulp and slowly lowers it.

Gavin: Uh EEeEE? There's been a change of plans.

EEeEE: (tilts head) What are you talking about?

Gavin: Well JackStrider gave you a dare. He wrote this:

I dare EEeEE to either:

1) Be nice to everyone she sees/ go out of her way to make people feel loved for 24 hours
-or-
2) Volunteer at a nursing home, while being nice and helpful with no violence for 12 hours.

Gavin: And since the viewers love pain and misery I'm putting you on the second choice.

Arsen starts to laugh like crazy.

Arsen: YOU GOTTA HANG OUT WITH GEEZERS ALL DAY!!!!

Rocky glares at him and smacks him upside the head. Arsen yelps.

Rocky: Don't be rude! You're going to be old too one day so show respect!

Gavin senses a monologue and presses a button on a remote. Patriotic music begins to play. Rocky looks over and nods before standing tall and erect.

Rocky: The elderly are some of the greatest people in our world! They grew up in a time where things were difficult and yet they pulled through! They are wise and kind of heart and they always find pleasure in the smallest of things! Some have fought in wars and endured struggles you can never imagine! The elderly are a vision of the past and an example for the future! Let's show our respects to the people who shaped the world we live in today!

Everyone claps, except for EEeEE and Arsen. Arsen just snorts.

Arsen: No wonder your breath stinks. That whole thing was a load of crap.

Rocky starts beating Arsen again. Shy flies up to Gavin and whispers in his ear.

Shy: How come you never break them up?

Gavin: Well Arsen kinda deserves it, it's a good running gag, and I'm lazy.

Shy nods and flies back to his seat.

EEeEE: Okay listen I am NOT going to a nursing home.

Gavin: EEeEE its a dare you have no say in it. Besides if you can behave in such an environment I'll let you off the hook for last time.

EEeEE looks up at him and blinks.

EEeEE: Really?

Gavin: (nods) Absolutely. You may need some help though.

Gavin looks over at Flicker.

Gavin: Flicker you wouldn't mind accompanying EEeEE to the nursing home will you? You know, to make sure she doesn't kill someone?

Flicker: (nods) Yeah that sounds great! I love going to nursing homes! It's nice and quiet and everyone is so nice!

Gavin: (claps) Then it's settled! Everyone get ready to go! We leave in thirty minutes!

Everyone disperses except for EEeEE and Flicker. Gavin looks over at them.

Gavin: Alright you two hold still. I'll send you over to the one in town telepathically.

The two nod and don't move. Gavin waves a flipper and they both vanish with a flash. Gavin dusts off his flippers.

Gavin: Well that takes care of that!

Gavin exits the kitchen.

~Time Skip~

Everyone has packed their stuff for the trip. Gavin simply has an orange towel. Skitty is wearing a pair of yellow floaties. Rocky is wearing a straw sun hat and some sunglasses. Arsen has a small bag at his side. Shy is wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Of course there is also a bag of towels and snacks along with a blue cooler. Gavin takes a look around.

Gavin: Everyone ready?

Scattered replies are sent around. Gavin waves a flipper and they all teleport. Now, due to the vastness of footage from both dares, the group decided to simply show some of the best clips. Enjoy.

Beep
Gavin is playing in the sand, constructing something strange. Rocky pads up to him.

Rocky: Hey G! What are you making?

Gavin: A SANDwich

Rocky sits there in silence for a moment. Then she speaks up.

Rocky: Do you know the meaning of shame?

Gavin: We already made that joke.

Rocky: Oh yeah

Beep
EEeEE is laying on a couch with her head in her paws while an elderly Furfrou rocks in a chair.

Furfrou: -I told him "If you think for one minute I'm going to stand here and listen to you badmouth my hair, you got another thing coming!" I ended up pounding that Scrafty like a ball of dough! Sent him crying home for his mother!

The Furfrou laughs while EEeEE groans.

EEeEE: You have told me this story two other times now Mr. Baldwin.

The Furfrou rocks there for a moment.

Furfrou:....Well I love that story so I'll tell it again!

EEeEE: (groans)

Beep
Arsen, Rocky, and Shy are on the shore taking a break while Gavin and Skitty are still in the water. Gavin is looking out on the horizon while Skitty paddles around. Skitty looks at him and sits there for a minute before splashing Gavin.

Skitty: (giggles) I got you!

Gavin' slowly turns to look at her. His eye flares blue. Skitty's smile drops.

Gavin: You dare to challenge the Splash King!?
Very well!

Gavin and Skitty start splashing each other and laughing. However Gavin soon jumps very high up in the air and prepares to use Slam.

Gavin: Prepare for the ultimate splash!!!!!

Skitty sees Gavin head down to earth and gulps. Meanwhile on shore Rocky looks up from her sunbathing.

Rocky: Do you guys hear something?

Shy tries to respond but before he does a giant wave crashes into all of them. Everyone minus Gavin is laying there coughing up water and soaked to the bone. Gavin is standing there on the shoreline.

Gavin: Uhhhh too far?

Beep
Flicker is playing checkers with an elderly Luxray.

Flicker: You are very good at this Mrs. Clark!

Mrs. Clark gives him a warm smile. She then reaches into her bag and pulls out a piece of candy.

Mrs. Clark: Thank you so much dear. Would you like some candy?

Flicker gasps and takes the candy.

Flicker: Thank you so much!

Flicker tries to toss the candy into his invisible mouth but it ends up cracking his dome. His eye twitches and he falls out of his chair.

Beep
Arsen and Rocky are working on something off screen. After a minute they both back up. Gavin can be heard off screen.

Gavin: Thanks for burying me in the sand guys!

Rocky: You're welcome Ariel.

Gavin: Huh?

The camera then zooms out on what they were working on. Gavin was buried in the sand,  but the sand around him was sculpted into the body of a Primarina. They both start to laugh. Gavin tilts his head.

Gavin: Seriously why are you laughing?

Beep
Flicker and EEeEE are sitting at a table with some elders during a bingo match. EEeEE looks over at Flicker.

EEeEE: I don't think I can take much more of this.

Flicker: Oh c'mon EEeEE it's okay! Everyone here is nice and there's lots of stuff to do!

Announcer: B8!

Flicker gasps and puts a chip on his board. EEeEE sighs again and grabs a cup of water and takes a drink out of it. Flicker then looks at her and his eyes widen.

Flicker: Uh EEeEE?

EEeEE: Yeah?

Flicker: That's not your water.

EEeEE looks at the glass and sees a pair of dentures floating in it. She let's out a screech and dashes out of the room. Everyone looks at her leave before continuing the game.

Announcer: D3!

Elderly Samurott: BINGO!

Beep
All our beach-goers have returned to the house and are all relaxing in the living room. Skitty looks over at Gavin.

Skitty: Gavin when is sis coming home?

Gavin: Well they should be here by now.

The door then bursts open and EEeEE crawls inside with her fur matted and twitching. Flicker floats in after her with a smile. Gavin calls out to them.

Gavin: Hey guys! How was the trip?

EEeEE looks at him slowly and bares her teeth.

EEeEE: Lock your door tonight.

EEeEE goes up the stairs while Flicker floats over to Gavin.

Flicker: It actually went just fine. I think she's just not use to stuff like this.

Arsen: (rolls eyes) You mean she's a drama queen.

Flicker: I didn't say that.

Arsen: You don't have to.

Gavin: Well no matter the reason this was good for her. She'll get over it soon.

Shy: So you're not worried she's going to gut you?

Gavin's eye flashes white and his smile drops and he looks at Shy.

Gavin: ARE YOU CRAZY!? I'M TERRIFIED! I'M GOING TO THE ROOM AND TURNING IT INTO A BUNKER!

Gavin teleports out of the room. Shy sweats and looks at the camera.

Shy: Well that's all the time we have for today. Tune in next time for another episode of Ask or Dare My Friends and Me!

Everyone: Bye!

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