Everyone: *looking at the calendar and the previous chapter*
Emerald: Wait, it has been a year since our last chapter?!
Void: Always has been. *uses Shadow Ball on Emerald*
Emerald: *gets hit* *faints*
Void: Actually, MORE THAN a year.
Ruby: Oh no! Emerald!
Sapphire: Don't worry, she'll regain consciousness soon.
Ruby: Phew! I thought Void killed her!
Topaz: Void! How could you! Thats it! *uses Dazzling Gleam on Void*
Void: *gets hit* *faints*
Topaz: That's what you get for almost killing Emerald. Don't do that again!
Eve: As this chaos is going on, I'd like to clarify, this book ain't gonna end up like that thief when he cut someone's long magical hair. It still has a small sliver of life remaining.
Silver: I know right, It has been so long since the last chapter. In fact, the author doesn't even remember the names of the entire cast.
Ribbon: Actually, I feel like the "ask or dare the eeveelutions" trend is already down to its knees, and maybe it already has a grave.
Lightning: Actually, I know more about why he hasn't been updating this book for so long. The next five years of his life are very crucial to his career, and he has to use it wisely. Also, he is starting to lose interest in Pokemon as a whole and he said he has a creativity block.
Luna: This is terrible! He is gonna forget about us and care more about that woman with Eternatus-length hair.
Lightning: Don't worry, Luna. He still cares deeply about us, and he will come to visit us every once in a while.
Amethyst: Can we stop talking about the hiatus and move on with the dares? We have dares from 2019 that we haven't done yet!
Everyone: Fine...
Bloom: First, its Judgement day for those who laughed in the previous chapter.
Eve, Silver, Flare, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Void, Luna, Bloom, and Glacier: *gasps in fear* Oh no! We all forgot!
Flare: Well obviously, because it has been so long since we last did dares.
Ribbon: Because minhhoang2092004 couldn't think of a punishment, we'll pull off a "Fine, we'll do it ourselves"!
Diamond: During the hiatus, we had agreed to a final decision.
Lightning: We want you all to watch Cocomelon videos for 3 hours straight.
Sapphire: But-
Ribbon: No buts, Sapphire. That's the rule!
Sapphire: Fine...
Ribbon: I'll get my new laptop. I got a new laptop because Microsoft stopped supporting Windows 7 earlier this year, and my old laptop is as slow as a Munchlax anyway.
30 seconds later...
Ribbon: I got my laptop, now all of you, get to watching while we prepare for our next dares.
Eve, Silver, Flare, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Void, Luna, Bloom, and Glacier: Fine...
Luna: This is going to suck...
Glacier: I know right.
3 hours later...
*timer beeps*
Eve: Yes! Its finally over! I cant stand those babies videos. *closes laptop*
Silver: Me too! I'm way to old for those!
Void: I will never watch those again...
Bloom: Wait! We got more dares to do! I heard from Ribbon that she and the others are preparing for the next dares.
Emerald: Oh yeah... I hope they aren't torture like this one.
Ribbon: Don't worry, the next date isn't torture. This one is from AngryZaydanRageTime and he dared us to watch his videos.
Eve: Alright, I'll open your laptop again. *opens laptop*
Emerald: *searches it up* Oh goodness, ten minutes for those two videos combined?! Well, who cares, let's watch them!
Everyone: Okay!

10 minutes later...
Diamond: Well, we have two letters to say. Everyone, say it with me.
Everyone: O! K!
Topaz: Well most of us like every part equally.
Atlantis: Well I do not like some parts but I liked some parts, some more than the rest.
Ruby: I understand you. Everyone doesn't like everything.
Atlantis: Also, before we move on to the next dare, we have a special guest, @FoxyTheWritingFox. He will come to our house any second now. (Disclaimer: I apologize if I do not get your gender right, I will edit this line if you declare yourself as a female.)
Flare: And by the way, the answer to the question on the previous chapter was Italy.
Luna: Thats right. We were in Italy exploring places and eating pasta on every meal. It has now been over a year since we were last there and a lot of us already miss that place. I'd want to go back there but thanks to this stupid pandemic, our hopes and dreams about traveling were quickly crushed.
Bloom: Because of this, we are now wondering and wondering and wondering and wondering when will our lives begin. (If you've watched that movie, you'll get it.)
*laptop starts ringing*
Ribbon: That must be Foxy!
Everyone: *goes to the laptop*
Ribbon: *clicks*
Foxy (onscreen): Hello! It is an honor to meet you all! I am so sorry I was not able to go to your house personally, our government simply won't let us all go until it's safe out there, and I'm sure it's not safe where I live. If I go outside, not only will I risk going to jail, but also my life!
Bloom: We get it. Because of this virus, our trips were outright cancelled!
Atlantis: Now Foxy, you can stay here while we do the other dares.
Lightning: For our next da-
Eve: WE'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY!
Everyone: What!?
Eve: Just look at this video!
Everyone: Ok... *watches video*

And so, everyone started to panic...
Ribbon: Are you serious?!
Eve: Yes I am!
Flare: WERE ALL DONE FOR!!!
Bloom: That's never good!
Void: How are we gonna live through this?!
Silver: I'm too young to go!!
Emerald: If this happens, this could be the last chapter of this book! We don't want that to happen...
Topaz: I'm not liking this situation, it's way too early for me to leave this world!
Everyone: *running around and screaming*
A mere thirty seconds later...
Eve: While everyone is losing their minds on the news I found, I will close the chapter. We planned this chapter to be longer, but because of that monster storm, we had to cut it short. Don't worry, Foxy, before this gargantuan arrives, we'll get your information (not IRL, obviously) and then we can talk together on the next chapter. Until then!
Silver: Pray for us! Ask us! Dare us!
Eve and Silver: BYE!!!

Meanwhile...

???: I wanted to see the floating lights, but apparently this storm (that same storm) will screw it over. :(

Author note: I posted this chapter so that in case I don't survive the oncoming cyclone, I will be remembered. Depending on if I survive or not, this could be my last chapter I'll ever write. If I don't survive this, tell my followers that they were my inspiration. Until then, goodbye!

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