The Nevada desert. Somewhere in it was Area 51. I think. Look there's a reason to why Shida's dumbass self scrubbed in Geography for three years straight. And fuck Nevada, let's go to the real desert we want to go. The Texas desert. In it's dephts was our goal: Area 52. Why 52? Because like Fox said, we don't wanna be shafted by the americans before Z World finishes, which might take another two years or so.

And who am I?

I'm the one who got screentime in Z World, then Spiral Soul, then was mentioned in Z World again, and then had an OVA and am having another the very next day. Those two europeans jackasses are sucking my big dick energy just like how I keikaku dori.

I am Ryuzaki Mikazuchi. You're friendly god-moding self-aware dude. I diss the owners of the CCEU and then diss them again for taking my screentime away. But you don't want to listen to me and want a raid of Area 52 so let's do it.

The Texas desert, the location of the legendary Area 52. You see, some months ago, Maverick and Iku went to Area 51 and said they went with me and Payic, but we were in Japan. I presume my future self came back to get the second wave of GC support for Standard and I can't blame him, standard GC is very trash. So when does this raid take place? Right after that one time me and the boys (and Payic) broke into that one building for Z World. And how were we crossing the desert? Easy.

On a truck.

Followed by jets that tried to bomb us from above.

Maverick was the man driving, I was playing with my Rod of Plot Development and Payic and Ifu were doing nothing on the back. You probably know by now there will be alot of person cha ges through the OVA without any warning, it's a C4 OVA afterall.

"RYUZAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII THE AMERICAN JETS ARE CLOSE, WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"

"We drop the holy balls, if you know what I mean."

Maverick grinned. "Holy oh yeah, it's all coming together." And as he said that, golden statues of Kronk from The EMperor's New Groove started falling over the jets and destroying the bastards. Area 52 was in close sight and there was only one way we could break into it. 

"BANG!"

Maverick the madlad rammed the truck through the front gates of the aerial base (listen we need to make this look like the original one so we're making it an aerial base), and then, through the front entrance of the only building. 

The four us left the truck and locked the doors behind us. "Alright my madlads. Let's jam. Once you find it, call the others and get on the boat- I mean truck." There, I made my one obligatory Pewdiepie reference.

"Got it big chief." Maverick replied. His smooth baby-like skin turned to steel as he started ramming down doors like Abbacchio. The damn italian cunt is gonna cost me alot in fixing doors when the time comes.

"Got it big god." Iku the good boy said, pulling out an AK-47 from a place that wasn't his ass and going on his own through one of the doors Maverick went.

"Got it big chief." Payic said as he headed towards one of the doors, but I stopped her by rabbing hold of her cheeks. The bottom ones. You're welcome lemon fans. 

"That's not my nickname."

"Do I really have to?"

"We msised the last raid, yes."

"Fine... Got it big juicy daddy. Now can I go?"

I let go of her booty. "Go on my darling. I'm gonna head towards the front door." I waltzed my way towards the door in front of the truck and hacked it. Through the base, the song Let's Grovoe by Earth, Wind and Fire started booming. You play the media now.

As I walked across the long ass hall amde out of iron pipes (the idiots thought Maxios would be the one raiding this place), guards tried to intercept me, but I reach for my balls -the metal balls I had stored in my undergarments- and started throwing them Gyro Zeppli style. There's your one obligatory Jojo reference, this is writen by Shida afterall. And there's your one gramar mistake this, again, this is written by Shida. 

At the end of the hall was a box called The Box of the Good Stuff. Everything that was good was in there. I grabbed the box and nigerundayo back to the truck. I got o to the driver's seat and called bak the team. Once the three of them were back, I barged through the fences with the truck since let's be ho est, no one in this team knows how to drive a truck without shoving into something.

Back on the desert, as we drove across it, Maverick opened the box and started looking through it's content. "Holy fuck!" He exclaimed.

"What is in there?"

He took out an orb. "This one is a version of the Z World where Kakusei doesn't die."

I kept my eyes on the road and pulled out the shotgun I had store in my pants. I then shot the hell out of that orb until nothing was left because fuck Kakusei. Also the shotgun in the pant sif the obligatory big dick energy reference, you're welcome. "Search for more stuff!"

"I got it!" Maverick kept ravaging the box searching for any good stuff, and the next he took out were two books. "One if the Ryuzaki prequel and another one is the Yuichiro prequel that includes naked boobs, a harem and alot of ero comedy."

I stopped the truck. "Hide the two in the desert, we'll let the people try to find them themselves. But the ero comedy one sounds fun." Z World and Cray's Collapse had to many edge thrown into them and it overshadowed the possible ero comedy. I am willing to sacrifice my prequel for Yuichiro to get his harem.

After digging the two books in different places in the Texas desert, we got back to driving. "What next?"

"Fox and Ryuuga's schedules but with free time."

"So basically you just took yout hands out of the box without grabbing anything?"

"You saw through my joke. In that case, we also have a Minecraft world where Pewdiepie doesn't kills half his pets." Mavercik waved his jazz hands.

"Dammit Maverick, get some good stuff!" Iku exclaimed.

"Let's see..." He took out another ball. "A world where you can have sex with Riku without paying."

"YES! GIVE IT TO ME!"

"Nah this won't make a different." Maverick tossed it out of the window. Attaboy.

"MAVERICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Next item on the list is a world where Payic has small boobs but Arifureta is good."

"It isnt worth it." Everyone in the truck said, including Payic.

The ball was tossed out.

"We got Yza's return in exchange of Ryuzaki losing his fortune."

"Yza isn't that important, toss it out." Sorry Yza, but my money guides the damn franchise as a whole. 

"The answer to your fortune?" Maverick looked it at and tossed it out. "The world doesnt needs to know.

"We have a evrsion of Shadows where each chaptet isnt 1900 years apart."

"So you grabbed nothing?"

"Yes."

There our obligatory Shadows reference. What else could we get out of this box of wonders? The next thing was horrifying...

"We also have... CCEu but Nextage is canon?"

I slammed by two feet on the brakes and spinning the truck around. I drove all the way back to Area 52 and barged the truck into the palce again. After getting the cursed orb and heading onto the base's source of energy, a burning reactor, I threw the bitch in there and watched it burn.

"My only son is Kaido."

Back on the road, this time Maverick was the one driving and was looking through the box. We went through a world where Izanoku's living room is intact; it was tossed out. A world where Yozora hates me; that's the current one. A world where Ayato doesn't kills Raijin's brain cells; we got rid of that one too. Listen there was alot of jokes regarding the CCEU in this box and I'm sensing Shida is already tired of writing this since he has a lazy ass so we'll skip to the last items. But before that one, we had one that was a world where I keep Ultima instead of rubbing it on my balls and dropping it off in London. I rubbed that balls on my balls and threw it out.

"Next thing we have are Hardbass Dysnaty and Roadsman Bruv... Nah the people don't want that." And those scripts burned in the flames of the bombs in Payic's hands. There was only one item left and I grabbed it.

"Ryuzaki, how does this help on searching for the mystery of the hooded figures?" Payic asked. Her boobs jiggled as she did. I know this since I equipped my glasses in invisible drones that are always recording them. I have the tech Yza would like to have and I actually got my succ for helping on saving the world.

"It helps with everything." I started to pull out the item. It shined brightly like a star. We stopped the truck and looked at it's shine. Inu, yes Im using his name, started crying at how beautiful it was. Maverick started breaking down in tears as if he ate the truth brownie and Payic's nips got hard from how beautiful it was. Even I, the god-modded genius of this extended universe, started shedding tears. It was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

"Is that....?" Maverick asked, wipping away his tears.

"It can only be it..." Inu said, slapping his tears away like a dog. I know dogs don't slap things but I'm obligated to do a Iku being a dog reference.

"I'm sure of it..." Payic said, hugging her chest to hdie her piercing nips. Me and Kaido shared those at the same time. Look I'm not as perverted as Yza and Yozora, I have normal kinks.

"It really is... Oh my god..." I took out the item. This was it. The ultimate weapon in finding the hooded figures and unsolving their mystery. This was... This was...

"This is..."

Shimoneta: A World Where The Concept Of Boring Jokes Doesn't Exist, it's the best non-shounen anime Shida and I have ever watched and I recommend it to everyone who's eyes lay upon this OVA! Yes the punchline of this OVA was to shill Shimoneta. Now plays the SHimoneta opening as the credits roll! HO HO HO HO HO HO!

Credits:

Ryuzaki Mikazuchi as the In-Universe Shimoneta Shiller

Maverick Ichinose as Muscle Hustle the Driver

Payic Ikuo as She Refuses to Cosplay as Blue Snow For Some Reason

Inu Blaze as The Credits Got My Name Right

Area 52 as The place we raid to not get buttfucked by the US

Area 52 fences as Disposable Stuff

Area 52 walls as Disposable Stuff

Area 52 guard as We got hit by Ryuzaki's balls but Payic got it better since these were made of steel

Golden statue Kronos as The Saikyou open against America

Shimoneta as The Greatest Anime Serious to Exist while not being a shounen

Deep within Area 52, there was something, a treasure no one would have be able to obtain.... The answers to if Payic's boobs were real, to what happened to Ayaza, and most importantly...

Will Shida and Fox ever be able to play Cardfight Area without getting raped in the ass by a russian shuffling system?

The world will never know...

Coming one day-

And Then Ryuzaki Said: Prison CCEU