Warning for the easily salty: Dont take this serious.

Now onto the shitpost.

*sees*

*gasp*

I didnt find a bigger image because lazy.

But wait is that BiG dIcK eNeRgY fOrMaT sUpPoRt ? ? ?

Boy oh boy, it's that time of the year again, ladies and gentlemen. Tha set isnt fully out yet but if I dont o this now instead of writting, I'll be too lazy to do it after.

Its time for the large balls format to shine and get three reveals a week while a set and a shity overexpensive Blaster jack off deck is in the making. Thank you Bushi, very epic gamer cool moment.

But hey, we only got around seven or six cards, what can go wrong?

Ambush Demon Stealth Beast, Nue Daioh
[ACT](G zone):If you have five or more units with the same card name each, and your vanguard is grade 3, [Cost] [Soul Blast (1)], Stride this card on your (VC) from face down, and during the battle this unit attacked this turn, your opponent can only cards from hand to (GC), and must call five or more cards at the same time.
[AUTO](VC):When it attacks, [COST] [turn a card from your G zone face up], and [Stand] all of your rear-guards with the same card name as one of your rear-guards.

Oh. Oh no. Oh good lord no. Somebody actually gave a thumbs up to print Hyuga's stride fusion. Is this this volume's Ichi that will be banned in a month?

Jokes aside, when Bustered was revealed, we hyped it to be meta changer and it didnt work out, this is probably the same, right? R i g h t? r I g H t?

2016 Vanguard Wattpad community is laughing at how Pendragon was balanced compared to this, if you know, you know.

Nebula Dragon, Varioend Dragon
[AUTO](VC):When , [COST] [turn a card from your G zone face up], remove all of the on your opponent's circles, all of the from your opponent's hand, and this unit gets [Power]+10000/[Critical]+1 until end of turn for each removed marker and protect. (If there is not an accel marker, the additional (RC) disappears, and the units there are also retired)

"noooooo u cant just delte my markerrrrrrs"

"ha ha dragon go dorito dorito"

If only there a deck that this card could perfectly counter. Ezel. A deck that spammed gifts. Ezel. If only there a deck with cards that lead to it spamming many markers in ten seconds. Ezel.

If only.

But hey, it can remove the gifts Gastille and Katrina decks get. You just have to get into the legendary second stride turn.

If you think that this will change the meta then I dont know who has the larger balls, you or the person playing premium LJ in 2020.

I think you can understand the card text for this turn.

I dont have much to say about my brother from another mother Grogrock, I can now Stark on my friends on first stride and even do it on events if I dont fight Katrina, Gastille or Nue.

Also you can get two additional turns with this and MFD, bitching about doesnt solves your case. If you know, you know

Holy Dragon, Crystaluster Dragon
[ACT](VC) [1/turn]:[COST] [Turn a card from your G zone face up], and until end of turn, this unit gets all of the original abilities of one of your .
[CONT](VC) :If you have three or more grade 2 or greater units, when your opponent would from his or her hand to (GC), he or she must call three or more at the same time.

Hey Seeker players, look, you finally have a stride. But wait, any geart card?

Look at this card.

I can finally break the format with my Vanguard Zero avatar.

Read.

Man oh man, Kagero finally has a stride that isnt a finisher or restands. If only said finishers couldnt also work as firsts strides. Dont even try to deny this, Dumjid exists and you know The Purge is real.

Omniscience Dragon, Tciptckaam
[AUTO](VC):When your card is put from your (RC) or deck into the drop zone, you may put that card on the bottom of your deck.
[AUTO](VC):When your rear-guard attacks, [COST] [Soul Blast (1) & turn a card from your G zone face up], that unit gets [Power]+5000 until end of that battle for each face up card in your G zone, and at the end of that battle, retire that unit.

Someone on Bushi HQ finished the name and thought that enough work was put into it so they gave minimal craps about the skill.

I've never seen a card being such counterproductive as Tciptckaam before. It can make you reach Zoa faster but outside that, never stride it. If you stride this to actually try to win the game, please leave the event and rethink your life.

Heteromorphic Dragon King, Azdabulk
[AUTO](VC):When it attacks, [COST] [Counter Blast (1) & turn a card from your G zone face up], and [Stand] all of your front row rear-guards. This unit gets [Power]+5000 until end of that battle for each unit that was [Stand].

Tciptckaam's maker's brother made this one, all his effort went into the name and not the skill. If your opponent ever finds out you're runnign this, please scoop.

That rounds up everything in this set so far. Oh wait.

Storm Elemental, Cycloned
[CONT](VC/G zone):During your turn, if this card is face up, all of your units with no [CONT], [ACT], or [AUTO] abilities get [Power]+5000.
[AUTO](VC):When your reveals a with no [CONT], [ACT], or [AUTO] abilities during the battle this unit attacked, [Stand] one of your rear-guards.

Finally some good Katrina support.