#46: Star Gate's Finest
"The truth is..." Homura muttered.
"Homura." Ryuuga blinked. "What's going on?!"
"Whatever it is, it better not end with you jackasses spitting on my face again!" Masato exclaimed, angered, though his words came out muffled by the towel he was using to dry his face.
"Shush, this crap's getting good." Kaido laughed, watching the unfolding scene with a giant grin.
"You're... Going to be a father. That's why we need to get married as soon as possible."
On that moment, Ryuuga, Kaido, Gin, Masato and Hanae all froze up where they stood.
'Oh that can't be right, this can't be right, there's no way that is right, that can't be correct, it's impossible, it's not true, it's utter lies, it cannot be happening, not to me, not now, not after I finally go the truth of the photo, I can't be dealt this hand, I had a future, a great future, I was gonna be a doctor or a clan leader, I was gonna see Izuru become an absolute chad with a harem, I was gonna get wasted in college with the boys, I can't become a dad, I can't get married right away, I'm still the guy who gets bullied by his student council, something here doesn't add up!' Ryuuga thoughts, breathing in and out at an incredible rate. "That can't be... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
"Let's go back to the night at the Star Gate's Stride Festival, when me and Homura had that one moment. Oh hi, Ryuuga Sawada here, about to narrate a truly bonkers day. It all started on that Stride Festival..."
(Opening)
"Something... So that you never forget about me."
Ryuuga's eyes widened upon hearing those words. He looked at the picture, his hands trembling. In it, Homura was smiling as she waved and the hand that was palced ons his shoulder was cut off. He raised his head to see Homura holding the other half with a trembling hand. In that half, Ryuuga was looking away with his teeth slightly grit.
"I-it was you..." Homura muttered, ignoring the tears that rolled down her face. "I-it was always you..." She took out her student handbook from one of her pockets and took out the photo she kept inside it.
"Y-you are..." Ryuuga took out his aswell, and took out the photo he kept stored there.
The two extended their hands forward, putting the two halves together to form the full picture. Ryuuga let go of his half and pulled Homura into his arms.
"I-i can't believe it... A-afterall this time...!" Ryuuga muttered, crying aswell.
"I'm so glad I got to see you again..." Homura muttered with a smile.
"Ah yes, romancing to it's finest. My romantic failures of the past were finally blooming into beautiful flowers, ready to be picked up! I'm finally winning at life! ...and then things went to shit. Also, this happened in somewhere else in the festival because these two are key parts of the Dream Team Challenge."
Somewhere else in the festival, the two siblings and leaders of rival cardfighter teams Tenma and Sakate crossed paths, this time without their followers of the Star Gate branch and Dragon Empire branch respectively. While Sakate glared at his younger brother, Tenma smirked underneath his mask.
"Well well, it seems like we've crossed paths, despicable scalie pig." Tenma chuckled a chuckle of confidence, looking down on his slightly shorter sibling. "And you're alone at that. You're just asking to be thorn apart by our kin."
"I see you're alone too, shut-in mecha NEET." Sakate replied, looking at his brother with displeasured eyes. "Where is the rest of Star Gate? Playing video games on their basements like the fat NEETs they are? How shameful, not even your girlfriend is here with you."
"She went to the bathroom and at least I have a girlfriend."
"It's not my fault girls can't handle my hangry mode on the kitchen. If they could, I'd be swimming in ladies by now."
"That and if you didn't follow around someone who's verbal abilities destroy the expectations of the girls around you." Tenma deadpanned.
"Yeah, mating his hard when Kaido's your frickin' wingman. Man, at this point even Yuu-kun would be a better wingman." Sakate sighed.
"You're desperate."
"Hell yeah I am, I'm the older sibling and I haven't dated since middle school! Even Ryuuga's younger brother's best friend has dated more girls than me, I saw them on the way here and got flexed by a guy on his first year of middle school!"
"This took... A sad turn that I didn't saw coming." Tenma sweatdropped. Upon feeling the FiCa in his pocket vibrating, he took it out and checked the notification. "Oh, it seems as the final team for the Dream Team has finally got accepted. I wonder who they are."
"Probably some NEETs who finally embraced their fear of the outside..." Sakate sighed and got out his own FiCa. As he read the four names of those in the final team, he looked up at Tenma, who was looking back at him. "Did you... Also read this...?"
"Yeah... Hanabi, right?"
"Yeah. It says that the members are Ryuuga Sawada..."
"National champion turned King, was on the finals of the Tokyo's Finest and is the prodogy student of Ryuzaki Mikazuchi."
"Kaido Mikazuchi..."
"Third year student at GEN Academy, was once part of t's Royalty, and has a clean streak broadcasted on national TV during GEN's war time. He's also Ryuzaki's son..."
"Gin Fuchigami..."
"A fighter revealed to be the leader of the Incomplete Arcana, an anti-Royalty group who lead many Royalties to a trash tier, also known as The World, a destroyer of Kings..."
"And Masato Onizuka..."
"The runner-up national champion, who lead a team that didn't lost a single match during their climb to nationals and then finals, only defeated by the three guys on Hanabi..."
"In another words..." Sakate muttered.
"Yeah..." Tenma nodded.
The two Onibitenbu siblings gripped onto their FiCas harder and then tossed them at the floor, both visibly angered by this final team.
"WHAT THE HELL, GIVE THE OTHER TEAMS A CHANCE! YOU CAN'T ALWAYS WIN EVERYTHING, RYUUGA AND KAIDO! GIVE THE LITTLE GUYS A CHANCE!!" Sakate yelled.
"YEAH! WE WHO FIGHT FOR THE BETTERING AND SAKE OF OUR BRANCH HAVE MUCH MORE ON OUR PLATE, DEALING WITH SOME DUDES WHO ARE BETTER THAN THE REST AT A CARD GAME ISN'T ON THAT PLATE! YOU CAN'T JUST GET FOUR GUYS ON A HIGHER TIER AND SLAP THEM TOGETHER IN A TEAM, IT'S UNBALANCED!" Tenma screamed.
"It's truly sad that Ichigo and Aijou were on the Arsene tent when these two shifted into their bitching modes. I really wanted to live in a world where Ichigo called them scrubs, but this will do. When the first day of the Dream Team Challenge began, we went to our real base of operations. Sometimes I wonder what's the point of that office anymore."
"Catgirls can't destroy the global economy, that's utter bullcrap!" Ryuuga exclaimed, slamming his hand down on the table.
"Dang it, I'm telling you they can and I know what I say, my test scores are better than yours!" Gin replied, also slamming his hands down.
"You don't even go to school!"
"But I went at one point and considering how I finish two years of highschool in one year, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about!"
"The plot thickens. These pancakes thicken too." Masato said, looking down at the tower of pancakes in his plate with hypnotized eyes.
"I'm surprised we're back on the catgirl thing." Kaido sighed after taking a sip off his matcha soda.
"Explain me again why you drink matcha soda from a tea cup." Masato said.
"Because screw the rules, I have money."
The four members of Hanabi were in their usual hang out place, the maid cafe Arsene, sitted around the second table closest to the door as per usual. For the past twenty minutes, Ryuuga and Gin had argued back and forth between the impacts the creation of genetically modified catgirls would make to the japanese economy, which then branched out into the global economy. This same argument had been done already, but Ryuuga didn't got to input his thoughts on the matter until this very day.
The head maid Hanae watched the quartet from the place where she usualy stood, next to the cafe's door, smiling a small smile of pride at how the two managed to drag the discussion out without swearing within the establishment.
"President, you've really become someone reliable." Hanae giggled to herself.
"So splish splash, your opinion is trash, fuckface!" Ryuuga exclaimed, finally finishing his argument.
"Ah, I see you stopped enjoying life." Hanae said, her blue eyes lacking any sign of life as she cracked her knuckles.
"Huh, what was that?" Ryuuga asked, looking over at Hanae. His eyes widened. "Oh crap...!"
Hanae was already up in Ryuuga's face, holding her right closed fist back. She launched her fist at the boy, delivering a mighty punch directly to his face. Ryuuga stumbled back, but before he could recover and open his eyes, Hanae striked him once again with her left fist. She followed it up with a mighty kick to his gut, and then delivered her finishing strike. Hanae turned her back to Ryuuga and reached her arms back, grabbing hold of his head. She forcefully pulled him closer, so that his head would ber above her left shoulder, and then threw her legs up, falling on the floor on her behind. This all lead Ryuuga to be pulled down by Hanae's fall and his jaw to be slammed against her shoulder, making the damage be felt throughout his whole skull. Defeated, Ryuuga fell to the side while Hanae got up calmly and bowed gracefully at the other three costumers.
"Please avoid the usage of curse words within Arsene, Thank you."
"Holy crap, she did what the bubble gum girl did on that anime adaptation of a korean comic..." Gin muttered, falling back on his chair after his legs gave up because of sheer fear.
"And I got it all on camera." Kaido said with a smirk, looking over at the video footage of Hanae's assault on Ryuuga. "Thinking of calling this 'Maid goes sicko mode on loser'."
"Talk about a harsh punishment. He got annihilated." Masato sweatdropped. "I thought he was able to last more than a minute in a boxing ring with you?"
"Hanae is her own tier..." Gin muttered, looking blankly at his yakisoba noodles. "Why couldn't these noodles be placed in a loaf of bread..."
"Because yakisoba buns are gross." Hanae whispered into Gin's ear.
"Eeek, sorry ma'am!"
"I get the point, we might be good but Hanae's still better..." Ryuuga muttered, holding onto his torso as he got back by using his chair as support. "But still, that's some street fighting technique right there, how did you learn that..."
"Hehe, women's secret!" Hanae giggled.
"Hey don't just go back to genki girl mode after kicking my ass in a more kickass way than Gin will ever do!"
"Hey! I take offense to that, I kicked your ass twice!"
"Yeah one of them was you playing Brandt, you might have kicked his ass but you were the real loser that day." Kaido said.
"Yikes, he got you there." Masato snickered.
"Of course he did, Mr. Groundwork."
"You little bastard!"
"That whole speech about us sucking together is destroyed by the fact we're all idiots..." Ryuuga sighed. His spirits perked up when he heard the door open. He looked at the door, seeing Homura entering the cafe. "Oh, good morning Homu-"
Homura quickly walked past him without a word, look or even signal. In another words, for that moment, Ryuuga didn't exist in Homura's world.
"-ra...." Ryuuga fell on his chair, filled with shock. "You gotta be kidding... Even after the photo and our kiss, she still ignores my existence... I take everything I said, I'm still the biggest loser I know." He sulked.
"There, there. You did your best." Kaido nodded, patting Ryuuga on the head.
"It's truly saddening, president." Hanae said, placing her hand on Ryuuga's shoulder. "Truth be told, Homura has been different from that day. When I talked with her on the phone, she seemed different. Did something happen after that?"
"Hell if I know, I haven't talked with her since then." Ryuuga sighed. "I thought we were finally ready for the next step too..."
"R-ryuuga..." Homura spoke, already dressed in her maid uniform. "Can we... Can we talk?"
"Y-yeah, for sure!" Ryuuga exclaimed, jumping off his chair. "I..." He took a deep breath and closed his eyes for a brief moment. When his eyes opened, Ryuuga revealed a diamond-strong stare of determination. "I've never been as happy in my life as I did on that day! Knowing that you were the one who changed my world, the one who believe trash like me was worth helping, I've never been so happy! That's why, here and now, I will say it! Homura, I think you're the one for me, so will you become my girl-"
"We... Have to get married." Homura revealed.
"Eh?" Ryuuga blinked.
Masaro's eyes widened. "Holy-" His words got cut off by the combo of Gin and Kaido spitting their beverages right onto his face. Blinking, Masato looked at the two with a flat expression on his face. "What the hell?"
"I'm the god of love-senseis!" Kaido cheered, jumping off his chair.
"I'm the love daddy!" Gin exclaimed, also jumping off his chair.
"M-m-m-m-marriage?!" Ryuuga exclaimed, already past the point of freaking out. "W-w-w-w-what are you talking about?! M-married?! W-why?! Emma hasn't even said yes to Kaido, w-we don't have to beat them on this race!"
"The truth is..." Homura muttered, blushing deep red.
"Homura." Ryuuga blinked. "What's going on?!"
"Whatever it is, it better not end with you jackasses spitting on my face again!" Masato exclaimed, angered, though his words came out muffled by the towel he was using to dry his face.
"Shush, this crap's getting good." Kaido laughed, watching the unfolding scene with a giant grin.
"You're... Going to be a father. That's why we need to get married as soon as possible." Homura admitted.
On that moment, the other five people within the cafe froze up where they stood.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAA! I'M GOING TO BE AN AUNT, YOU GO PRESIDENT!" Hanae cheered.
"Damn, going strong only after one- WHAT THE HELL?!" Masato yelled at Kaido and Gin after he got spat on by the two again.
"WE'RE THE LOVE DADDIES!" Kaido and Gin yelled, both running around the table like little children.
'Oh that can't be right, this can't be right, there's no way that is right, that can't be correct, it's impossible, it's not true, it's utter lies, it cannot be happening, to me, not now, not after I finally go the truth of the photo, I can't be dealt this hand, I had a future, a great future, I was gonna be a doctor or a clan leader, I was gonna see Izuru become an absolute chad with a harem, I was gonna get wasted in college with the boys, I can't become a dad, I can't get married right away, I'm still the guy who gets bullied by his student council, something here doesn't add up!' Ryuuga thoughts, breathing in and out at an incredible rate. "That can't be... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
"Come on man, that basically means you got some, that's good." Kaido said, looking over at Ryuuga.
"B-but I... B-but I... I'M A MONSTER VIRGIN GODDAMMIT! WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN IN THE SAME HOUSE IN AGES, LITTLE LESS THE SAME BED AND MADE A KID! I'M A MONSTER VIRGIN, I'M A MONSTER VIRGIN LOSER WHO GOT BLUEBALLED BY A BENCH!"
"Eh, he admitted it." Kaido looked away to hide the large smug that popped up on his face. "Wait a sec, I could implement 'Monster virgin' into Takanori's nickname... Hm..."
"I'M A DAMN DIRTY VIRGIN WHO JACKS OFF THREE TIMES A DAY TO ANIME GIRLS LIKE A DAMN FILTHY WEEB! I WHACKED IT TO THE HOT GLASSES CHICK FROM THAT SHOW MASATO SUGGESTED TO ME SO HOW THE HELL IS A BABY GROWING INSIDE YOU?!"
"B-because... Because... Because we kiss!"
Once again, the other five people on the cafe froze in their places.
"A-ah...?" Ryuuga blinked. "H-homura, did you and your parents ever had... T-the talk..?"
"What talk?"
"Did your middle school have sex ed classes...?"
"Yeah but I skipped them to play Vanguard."
"And I'm guessing the Vanguard Course on Fukushima doesn't has sex ed classes...."
"Why would it?"
"Homura... The truth is that-"
"President." Hanae raised her hand over Ryuuga's face. "I'll handle this one." Hanae walked over to Homura and began whispering into her ear. "The truth is that... Inside... In and... Until... It enters the egg and... When a boy and girl like each other alot..."
"Why are you finishing it with that part?!" Ryuuga asked.
"M-me and Ryuuga.. A-ah..." Homura muttered, growing redder by the second. "A-ah..."
"H-homura, I'm sure this is alot to take in but-" Ryuuga took a step forward; his greatest mistake.
"A-ah... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Without any control over her actions, Homura charged forward, delivering a punch against Ryuuga's face, which was then followed by a second punch, a kick to the gut and to finished it off, making his jaw slam against her shoulder after she fell down, basically doing the exact same combo Hanae did.
"Not again..." Ryuuga muttered, falling on the ground defeated.
"I-I'LL RETURN LATER I SWEAR!" Homura yelled as she left the cafe.
"And I got it all on camera, I'll call this one 'Monster virgin gets defeated by maid'!" Kaido laughed.
"Is she gonna be fine?" Masato asked, looking at the door.
"Yeah, I'll just call Fujiko and Kanao and tell them about the Homura running rampant on town. You guys go and go to the Dream Team event, I'll handle things here." Hanae said.
"You got it, chief." Gin said, throwing the knocked out Ryuuga over his shoulder. "Hanabi, we're on the go!"
"The hell corny line is that?!" Masato asked.
"Hanabi, roll out!" Kaido commanded.
"Not you too!"
"When I woke up after Homura's merciless physical assault that scarred me more than falling into Abbacchio's pool in Greece, we were already near the first branch we were gonna take on, the Star Gate branch, which meant Tenma and other robot nerds. Kaido's the driver today so my driving making Masato beg for his life, fuse Gin with road rage and Kaido apologize to everyone he has ever insulted before dying will have to wait for another day."
"Man, they planted some weird bushes." Masato whistled, looking out at the Star Gate branch building from the car.
The Star Gate branch building was designed to look as futuristic as possible, to tie in with the main theme of the entire nation. Located in the center of a wide quadricular area was the building, tall in size and quite circular in shape, remarked by some to look like a plastic bucket from an aerial point of view, with giant statues of some of it's most famous G Units placed on the roof, those being Meteokaiser, Victoplasma of Nova Grappler; Nebula Dragon, Big Crunch Dragon of Link Joker; and Super Cosmic Hero, X -Tiger of Dimension Police. The side where the entrance to building was had a path created directly from the sidewalk to it, surrounded by blue and white ground where the nation's flag and the words 'STAR GATE' were printed on.
And it was on said blue and white ground where a crowd of teams came together, surrounding a small stage and awaiting for the start of the event. Among those teams were Tenma and Tomoko alongside two other Star Gate fighters, Sakate with another three Dragon Empire fighters, and surprisingly, Izuru with Tate and Dobe.
"Those aren't bushes, you fucking idiot." Kaido huffed. "Those are heads. There's a shit ton of people here! Don't they know there are other events going on across town?! Why come all together to the weeb nation?!"
"I believe a rumour about this nation's challenge being the easiest surged during the weekend. They probably are here for that." Gin explained.
"Just get us a parking spot. I can't see how we're gonna fit among all those people." Ryuuga sweatdropped.
After Kaido parked the car on a parking lot near to the building, the members of Hanabi sneaked their way into the crowd and joined the rest on awaiting for the announcer or, at this point, anything at all. Their prayers would come to fruition soon as, out of a cloud of smoke, two figures cloaked in black appeared, both holding a microphone.
The tallest and widest figure stepped forward, chuckling. "The Star Gate branch manager is known for many things, but most importantly, by his ability of being vastly informed. Misinformation is a serious issue, so serious that it might make people whom you've worked for over a year to believe your daughter is real."
"Oh hang on a sec." Ryuuga muttered.
"That is more than correct!" The second figure exclaimed. "It's such a terrible issue that it might make some not believed that grilled eel in curry is actually quite tasty!"
"Oh fuck my life..." Kaido sweatdropped.
"Everyone, welcome to the Star Gate's event of the Dream Team Challenge!" The two figures announced, throwing away their cloaks to reveal to be none other than Maverick and Hikaru.
"I'm Maverick Ichinose, your announcer of the day, sent by Ryuzaki & Co.! And here by my side is today's special guest, a national champion and the Joker of the Hagiwara High's Royalty, the one and only Hikaru Hata!"
"We doing it on the Minecraft fuuton or what?!" Hikaru yelled into his microphone. "Thanks for coming, it feels great to be on the branch that manages the two clans I'm known for playing. Sadly, they somehow missed the shot of using Bloodblacker as a card name, what a goddamn travesty. Honestly, it wasn't very cash cash money of the branch manager but I prefer to not get into that can of worms or else I'll be cancelled by the Kurakuya stans. Anyway, hi! I see there's alot of you here, which proves our point of misinformation."
"The rumour about this branch's event being easy was nothing more than false information, used to draw people here on their first day! Remember those bracelets that were given to you when you arrived?" Maverick asked.
Ryuuga looked at his right wrist, where he carried a silver bracelet with a small screen on it. "Huh, I was wondering about these."
"They are your Dream Team Challenge bracelets, and they will automatically enforce the rule of each event being only played once. You see, only ten teams can walk into the true challenge of this event, and there are many more here than just ten. Heck, there's about fifty of you." Maverick said.
"What my partner means by that is that even if you aren't one of the teams to enter the real challenge, you still won't be able to return and try the challenge again on a future event. In another words, you were poorly informed and that might just cost you a good amount of Dream Points. But back to what truly matters. When need ten times, so begin!" Hikaru announced.
"Damn, this is a mean ass branch. They really went and pulled a sneaky on everyone here. Yikes, talk about going the extra mile to prove a point." Masato said, looking at his braceletet. "It says Hanabi was already present in the Star Gate event, so we need to win it here."
"Yeah. We'll need to get into the building, or else we won't get any points at all." Gin nodded. "But still, they didn't said how we're gonna go from fifty to ten teams."
"Hm... When I give it some thought, only one thing comes to mind." Kaido said, taking a look at those around him. "A battle royale among us all."
"Battle royale?" Ryuuga asked, but soon, his attention was picked up by two voices.
"Who the hell do yout hink you are, you little shit?! My daughter is older than you and not even she talks back to me! Do you have any idea of who I am?! I can end a stupid brat like you!" An adult participant grunted, looking down on a contestant that appeared to still be on middle school.
"Get bent, see if I care." The younger participant said.
"Yeah, annihilate him with words, Miyuki!"
"Miyuki? Hang on, Izuru?!" Ryuuga asked, looking at the source of the commotion.
"Didn't mommy and daddy taught you any good manners? How about some respect, huh? That's the right thing to do when confronted by someone older!"
"Right thing? Honour?" Izuru sighed and showed the man a condescending smirk. "Go to hell, dumbass."
"That's it, I'm getting rid of you here and now!"
The commotion started between Izuru and the older man spread out through the crowd like a wildfire, and soon, everyone was either starting a fight or finishing another.
"NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN SEVEN SEAS AFTER I HEARD YOU HAD STARTED PLAYING SEVEN SEAS!!" Kaido's opponent screeched.
"COLOMBARD GOES TUTOR GREED SHADE, GET CUCKED!"
"Sure sucks to still be on grade 1! Spear-X, get rid of this guy!" Masato exclaimed.
"Let's get rid of 'em! Hellhard Eight, kick their stuff!" Dobe yelled, slamming his fists on his chest. "How's it on that side, little Tate?!"
"These ding dongs can't handle the heat of my Scharhrot deck!" Tate replied.
"Sucks to suck, but I have to get into that stage and prove who the true strong nation is!" Tenma and Sakate exclaimed, despite being on opposite sides of the crowd.
Soon, one by one, teams begin to leave the roster of the event, all the way until ten were left. Among those ten were the teams of Star Gate and Dragon Empire fighters, Hanabi and the trio of Izuru, Tate and Dobe. Those ten teams were taken into the stage inside the building, while the rest was allowed to enter as spectators of the true challenge.
The ten final teams were placed on separate booths spread out across the main stage, as if in some sort of quiz show. On the main stage were Maverick and Hikaru, each standing behind their own podium.
"It took it's sweet time, but sure enough, the ten teams were decided!" Maverick announced. "After an exciting battle royale among cardfighters, only the ten best of fifty were allowed to enter the building and participate in the real challenge. And as for the rest, well... Hikaru?"
"Don't believe in everything you read on Facebook." Hikaru said.
"Exactly. Now as for the real challenge, we got nothing more than the most exciting quiz of all time! Questions will be made, as per quiz show fashion, you will click the red button on your booth to answer the question! A correct answer gives you five points, a wrong one takes away three points, and should you give a special answer, you will be given a grand total of ten points! However, because of our younger audience, a special rule is in place for all events, which states and should you-"
"Allow me to tell these people a thing first!" Kaido demanded, his loud voice grabbing hold of the other nine teams. He looked at them and scoffed. "Let's make this one thing clear. We're Hanabi, and you're all beneath us! We're taking the prize home, mama! So get ready to be in the shit, fuckers!"
Suddenly, a loug buzzing sound was played.
"The hell?" Ryuuga asked.
"Should you use swear words, you will get a penalty." As Maverick said that, a list of the ten teams and their points was displayed on the screen behind the anouncers, with the nine teams having zero points and then Hanabi, on the bottom of the list, with negative ten points. "So yeah, don't swear."
"I can't... Swear...?" Kaido murmured, shocked. "T-this... This... THIS ILLEGAL, THIS CAN ONLY BE ILLEGAL! I'M A RICH MAN WHO SLAYS SCRUBS ON LIVE TV, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SWEAR! IF I CAN'T SWEAR THAN JUST KILL ME, I DON'T WANNA BE IN A WORLD WHERE I CAN 'T SAY FU-"
Ryuuga looked back at his friend and kicked him into a nearby chair. Gin and Masato followed suite, with Gin holding a roll fo ducktape on his hand and Masato cracking his kunckles. In a combo move, Gin slapped ducktape over Kaido's mouth, which was then quickly pulled out by Masato, over and over again until Kaido's was left with a swollen face and unable to speak another word.
"We're terribly sorry, the problem has been dealt with!" Ryuuga, Gin and Masaro exclaimed, bowing.
'I will sue you all....' Kaido thought, rubbing his red face.
"Now then, let's begin the questions! There's a total of fifty, so let's get this show on the road!" Maverick announced. "First question!"
"During the first few rounds of the challenge, we managed to get back on a positive number, but the mystery of how the challenge truly worked began to spread out through the ten teams. While some gave the right and wrong answers, those who gave accidental answers were given ten points for most of the part, which made us think about how one truly obtained the ten points. Some of the answers that got a team ten points were so nonsensical that it seemed as though Taira was the one saying them but it wasn't until the twenty fourth question, when we were on the third place on the ladder, behind Tenma and Izuru's team, when we found out the truth about this challenge."
"Twenty fourth question!" Maverick announced. "How would you shock your opponent during a competition being broadcasted on live television?"
"Dang, that's so oddly specific." Masato murmured.
"Yeah... Anything sounds right and wrong at the same time." Gin commented.
"Damn, I can't think of anything." Ryuuga admitted.
"You idiots..." Kaido spoke up, finally able to speak properly. "The ploy is so obvious!" He exclaimed, slamming the red button on his booth. "I got the answer!"
"Oh? And what's the answer?" Hikaru asked.
"To shock your opponent on live TV... Ask her if her boobs are real!"
Silence fell on the until now silent stadium.
"Well that's three points gone. I hope the word 'boobs' doesn't fall into the penalty field..." Ryuuga sighed.
"That is... Correct!" Maverick announced. "Ten points!"
"Ahaha, I'm awesome!" Kaido laughed as he watched Hanabi climb onto the second place on the list.
"I remember watching an old tournament where the branch manager was present, and that question was asked to a female contest, which in turn shocked her... The answer isn't wrong... But it's so nonsensical and it sounds like-!" Tenma's eyes widened. "It's all a bunch of misinformation!"
"Huh? What do you mean, Tenma?" Tomoko asked.
"Until now, the answers that were right gave people five points, the wrong ones took away three points, and the ones that sounded so stupid that were actually true gave out ten points! The key to getting as many points as possible is misinformation!"
"You shouldn't have spoken so loud, little brother." Sakate chuckled from his booth. "This event is ours!"
"And the race of answers so dumb that they were true began! I'm surprised they set an anti-swearing rule for the kids but still made the main theme of this event false information, how's that setting an example for them?!"
"Question thirty! You lose in a fight of Vanguard, but you know you're on the right side, what do you do?" Hikaru asked.
"Throw hands!" Gin answered.
"Ten points!"
"Question thirty seven! How do you end a tournament earlier than expected?" Maverick asked.
"Iron pipes fall on one of the contestants!" Tenma answered.
"Ten points!"
"Question fourty six! How do you punish your opponent for his dumb moves?" Hikaru asked.
"You switch their class' school material for the cheapest stuff possible!" Sakate answered.
"Damn, he beat me to it by one second!" Kaido grunted.
"Ten points!"
"Question fourty nine! Your opponents wants to grab your cards to read them, but you don't want them to do that, so you say to them...?" Maverick asked.
"I got this one!" Ryuga went to press the button, but was cut off by Izuru.
Izuru looked over at the shocked Ryuuga and shrugged. "Go to hell, dumbass."
"Ten points!"
"My own brother...." Ryuuga gasped.
"And the final question! Question fifty! What's the greatest nation of them all?!" Maverick and Hikaru asked.
"I know the answer!" Sakate declared, slamming the button in front of him. "The Dragon Empire!"
Hikaru looked at his cards and shrugged. "You got the stupid part right bt that's wrong, minus three points!"
"Aw man!" Sakate cried.
"And these are our final results!" Maverick announced, gesturing everyone to look at the final list. On the top two places were Hanabi and Star Gate, tied in points, followed by Gekkoukan, Izuru's team, then Dragon Empire and the remaining six teams. "It seems that we have a tie here, so there is only way to break that tie! Star Gate and Hanabi, send one of your fighters up here!"
"Only one us has played against Tenma before and you know they're gonna send him in. You got this, Ryuuga." Gin said, pushing Ryuuga forward.
"Make us proud, monster virgin." Kaido chuckled.
"What about the rest of the nickname?" Masato asked.
"Eh, monster virgin is fine for now."
"You three... You're all terrible but I'll still go and win us this event! Just watch me!" Ryuuga declared, giving them a nod with a smug, and getting a nod with a smug back from the three.
Ryuuga and Tenma met once again on the center of the main stage, separated by a fighting table placed between the two.
"It would seem we meet again, Ryuuga Sawada." Tenma said, placing down his deck.
"It's been a while, Tenma Onibitenbu." Ryuuga said, placing his deck down aswell. "Feels like the Tokyo's Finest was ages ago."
"June sure is long and gone, is it not?" Tenma asked. "I believe our fight was left unfinished by a malfunction of the system."
"It sure was. We never got to have a rematch or anything. So whaddya say, you wanna make this the true final fight of the Tokyo's Finest?" Ryuuga asked, smirking.
"I was thinking you'd never ask." Tenma answered.
"Holy crap, check this out! The two finalists of the Tokyo's Finest event, which was left unfinished, have now agreed to make this fight the true finals of that event! Not only are a hundred Dream points riding on this fight, but also the title of Tokyo's Finest! What a turn of events!" Maverick exclaimed.
"However, allow me to tell you this. You won't be fighting me alone. You will be fighting us all. Under the banner of the Stride Gate nation, our hearts are combined into one! This fight won't just decide the who's Tokyo's finest, but will also define our nation as the superior one!" Tenma declared.
"Eh, it's true that you have more riding on this fight than me. I'm just here to have fun while playing some games."
"It pains me to admit it, but you follow the true man's road more than I do. Even if I have fun with my fights, I'm still trying to prove a point using this game." Tenma sighed. "But one's life is not guided by what they believe in, but by the actions they take! It begins now, our true final battle! Stand up, vanguard! Dimension Robo, Goyusha! (6000)"
"Stand up, the vanguard! Chrono Dran! (6000)"
"Contestant Ryuuga will have the first turn!" Hikaru declared.
"Draw! I ride Steam Breath Dragon! (8000) Chrono Dran's skill, I draw one! Steam Breath's skill, I check the top five, add Chronojet to hand and discard a card. The rest is shuffled back. Turn end."
Ryuuga
Hand: 6
Damage: 0
OXO
OOO
Tenma
Hand: 5
Damage: 0
OXO
OOO
"Stand and draw. I ride Cosmic Hero, Grandrope! (8000) Goyusha's skill, I draw a card and get a Quick Shield Ticket. Then, Grandrope's skill. I look at the top five cards of my deck, put Dailiner into my hand and discard my Quick Shield Ticket. Grandrope, attack! (8000)"
"No guard."
"(Dimensional Robo, Daidumper) No trigger."
"(Steam Fighter, Melem)"
"Turn end."
Ryuuga
Hand: 6
Damage: 1
OXO
OOO
Tenma
Hand: 8
Damage: 0
OXO
OOO
"Stand and draw. I ride History-maker Dragon (9000) and attack! (9000)"
"No guard."
"(Smokegear Dragon)"
"(Star King's Ambassador, Ginguard)"
"Turn end."
Ryuuga
Hand: 7
Damage: 1
OXO
OOO
Tenma
Hand: 8
Damage: 1
OXO
OOO
"Stand and draw. I ride Dimensional Robo, Daidumper! (10000) Attack the vanguard!"
"No guard!"
"(Cosmic Hero, Grandrope)"
"(Steam Engineer, Apazu - Critical) All to the vanguard. (19000)"
"I end my turn."
Ryuuga
Hand: 7
Damage: 2
OXO
OOO
Tenma
Hand: 9
Damage: 1
OXO
OOO
"Stand and draw! Surpass the constraints of time and reveal the future beyond the horizon! Ride! Speed ahead, Chronojet Dragon! (13000)"
"They gave the deck a promo and now he thinks he owns the world." Kaido sighed.
"Imaginary Gift, Force I! I put it on the right and call Smokegear there! (10000>>20000) Chronojet's skill! I discard Steam Maiden, Ribbul, who's regarded as a grade 3 due to Smokegear's skill, and superior ride from the deck! Hear the cry of the gear beast who's metallic wings soar through time! Superior ride! Interdimensional Beast, Metallica Phoenix! (15000) Ribbul's skill when discarded, I soulblast one and call her with a boost! (8000>>13000) And then, by botdecking History-maker, I draw one!"
"Sucks to be me, my deck is the only one who hasn't been supported later!" Masato huffed. "One gets a better Tigar, the other gets a better Pongal and then one gets a Greed Shade tutor. Where's the Ezel love?"
"Go ask your furry friends, I don't have all the answers." Kaido snickered.
"Boosted by Ribbul, Metallica Phoenix attacks! (15000>>28000)"
"No guard."
"Triple drive! (Steam Breath Dragon) (Tick Tock Worker) (Delayed Blazer Dragon)"
"(Super Dimensional Robo, Daizaurus)"
"Now Smokegear attacks! He gets 5k and I soulblast one to draw a card! (20000>>25000)"
"No guard. (Dimensional Robo, Daibrave)"
"Turn end! Metallica Phoenix is retired and I superior ride Jet, getting another Force I and putting it on the left!"
Ryuuga
Hand: 10
Damage: 2
OXX
OXO
Tenma
Hand: 9
Damage: 3
OXO
OOO
"You have climbed great heights ever since our last fight, but saying I've stayed the same would be a mere fallacy. Stand and draw! Ride through the railway of the cosmos and guide us to the true man's world! I ride! Super Dimensional Robo, Dailiner! (13000)"
"Go get him, Tenma! Prove which nation is the true strong one!" Tomoko exclaimed.
"Imaginary Gift, Force II. I will place it on my vanguard. Now liberate the Generation Zone! Generation Stride! Heat Wave Beast, Geomaglass! (28000/2) I call Daidumper (10000), Namazooro (4000) and Grandrope. (8000) Once again, I look at the top five, add Daizaurus to hand and discard one. Call Daizurus! (13000) Since I have a grade 3 unit, Grandrope gets 5k, and since it is face up on my vanguard circle, Geomaglass will boost the power and shield of my grade 3 units by 5k and grant them Intercept! (8000>>13000) (13000>>18000) Boosted by Namazoora, Daidumper attacks! With his skill, add 10k. (10000>>14000>>24000)"
"Tch, I'll have to use this right off the bat because of that G Unit. Generation Guard! Interdimensional Dragon, Hetereoround Dragon! (28000) I soulblast one to return Daizurus to your deck and have you call the top card of your afterwards!"
"This attack also does not hit." After shuffling his deck, Tenma called down a new unit. "Platinum Ace. After his attack is over, Daidumper retreats. Now Geomaglass attacks! Namanoozo's skill, I place him into the soul to draw a card and boost this attack's power. (28000>>38000/2) Then, Geomaglass' skill. I counterblast and turn a Geomaglass face up to look at the top seven cards of my deck and call two units from among them. I superior call Dailiner (13000>>23000) and Daibrave. (8000) Then, Geomaglass gets a critical for each grade 3 unit on my field. (38000/2>>38000/3) Heatwave Destructor!"
"Kastilia, perfect guard!"
"Triple drive. (Star King's Ambassador, Ginguard) (Super Dimensional Robo, Dailiner) (Super Dimensional Robo, Daizaurus) Boosted by Grandrope, Platinum Ace attacks. (10000>>23000)"
"Apazu! (28000)"
"And boosted by Daibrave, Dailiner! (23000>>31000)"
"No guard. (Chronofang Tiger) (Delayed Blazer Dragon)"
"I end my turn."
Ryuuga
Hand: 6
Damage: 4
OXX
OXO
Tenma
Hand: 8
Damage: 3
XXX
XOX
"Oh this is outright terribad!" Masato exclaimed. "Ryuuga's best strides both need soul to work, he has no soul left! From using Ribbul to Smokegear to Heteroround, he wasted resources non-stop!"
"No, it all works out." Kaido commented. "He got Tick Tock on his hand from last turn's triple drive, that's enough soul to do a History-build play. And as for the remaining plays, well, that's all up to what he can draw from here on out."
"Stand and draw! Liberating the Generation Zone! Generation Stride! Interdimensional Dragon, History-build Dragon! (28000) I call Melem (7000>>17000) and Tick Tock! (5000) History-build's skill, on himself and Tick Tock! (28000>>31000) (5000>>8000) Boosted by Tick Tock, Melem attacks! With her skill, add power! (17000>>25000>>29000)"
"I'll guard with Dailiner! My vanguard gives all my grade 3s 10k shield, and another 10k is given by the two face up Geomaglass in my G Zone. (33000)"
"What the hell, his grade 3s have the shield value of heal triggers!" Gin exclaimed.
'Against my small attacks, that'll be an issue.' Ryuuga thought, clicking his tongue. "Time Leap! I move Tick Tock into the soul to time leap Melem into History-maker and also superior call Ur-Watar as rested thanks to using Melem's skill! (9000>>19000>22000) (4000) History-maker attacks! (22000) Time Leap! Ur-Watar into Steam Breath Dragon! (8000>>13000) I botdeck Ur-Watar to draw two and shuffle one back!"
"No guard. (Dimensional Robo, Daibrave)"
"History-build, attack! Time Leap! History-maker into Chronojet Dragon G! A History-build was turned face up, so add more power! (31000>>34000) (11000>>21000>>27000)"
"I guard with Dailiner and Ginguard! Since your vanguard's grade is higher than min, Ginguard's shield becomes 20k! (53000)"
"Triple drive! (Steam Maiden, Uluru - Heal) A heal trigger! I give the power to Jet G and heal one! (27000>>37000) (Chronofang Tiger) (Steam Maiden, Ribbul) Jet G! (37000)"
"Generation Guard! Gallant Incernation, G-O-Five! (28000) I soulblast Goyusha to give him 10k, and then another 5k is added since a card was put into my damage zone this turn. (43000)"
"Boosted by Steam Breath, Smokegear attacks the vanguard! Add 5k! (38000)"
"(Defilement Monster, Dobluba - Critical) Vanguard. (23000)"
"Turn end. Jet G and Steam Breath return to the deck and I call History-maker from the bind zone. (9000)"
Ryuuga
Hand: 8
Damage: 3
OXX
XOO
Tenma
Hand: 4
Damage: 5
XXX
XOX
"Stand and draw! For the branch I defend, for the man who's the reason for the deck I play, for the friends I've made here, and for the true man's world, I will claim victory! Final turn!" Tenma declared.
"Bring it on!" Ryuuga replied, gritting his teeth.
"Liberating the Generation Zone! Guardian deity of steel, the one at the end of the railway of the cosmos, liberate the utopian gates and unveil it - The True Man's World! Generation Stride! Bravest Peak, X-gallop! (28000/2) Generation Break 3! For each face up card in the G Zone, add 10k! (28000>>58000/2) Daibrave's skill. I soulblast to give the vanguard 5k. (58000>>63000) Platinum Ace retreats and I call Daizaurus! (13000>>23000) Boosted by Grandrope, Daizaurus attacks the vanguard! (23000>>36000)"
"(History-maker Dragon)"
"With my vanguard's power surpassing 35k, I counterblast one and put Daizaurus into the soul to give my vanguard one drive and 10k. (63000>>73000) X-gallop, attack! Burst! With the power surpassing 40k, I counterblast one and turn a G Unit face up to give him a drive, and then his Generation Break 3 gives him more power! (73000>>83000/2) Twin Slash of the True Man's World!"
"Tch, a quintet drive... Complete guard!"
"Quintet drive. (Platinum Ace) (Platinum Ace) (Defilement Monster, Dobluba - Critical) I give the critical to my vanguard and the power to Dailiner. (83000/2>>83000/3) (23000>>33000) (Diamond Ace - Draw) I give the power to Dailiner. (33000>>43000) (Ultimate Dimensional Robo, Great Daiyusha) No trigger. However! Since the power surpassed 80k, X-gallop's Burst's second effect will activate! In exchange of losing four drive checks, it stands back up! Attack! (83000/3) Twin Slash of the True Man's World!"
"Crap, this is bad..." Ryuuga muttered to himself as he looked at his cards. "Kastilia! Perfect guard!"
"That's three sentinels long and gone. Drive check. (Defilement Monster, Dobluba - Critical) Critical trigger. All effects to Dailiner. (43000>>53000/2) Boosted by Daibrave, Dailiner attacks! (53000>>61000/2) Infinity Train!"
"Not yet, not yet!" Ryuuga exclaimed, slamming one of his cards down. "Generation Guard! Time Maiden of Eternity, Uluru! (28000) Generation Break 1! Counterblast, I turn a G Guardian face up and give her 5k shield for each face up card in my G Zone!"
"Heteroround, History-builds, now Ilishu, that's just 20k shield!" Kaido said.
"(48000) And then... Kadash! (63000)"
"You traded your chance of using a Gear Groovy combo for survival. I commend that. Turn end."
Ryuuga
Hand: 2
Damage: 4
OXX
XOO
Tenma
Hand: 10
Damage: 5
OXX
XOX
"He lost his chance at using gear Groovy, and now Tenma's sitting at a ten card hand..." Kaido muttered, nibbling on his nail. "Damn it Kaido, think, think... Gear Groovy's his only way to get to that card, and even if he could do it, he's still lacking an Ilishu face up... Maybe Grogrock? There's only so much three vanguard swings can do against a ten card where all cards are shield, and the attacks aren't anything special either... Gah, I can't think of anything!"
"We can only wait for a miracle." Gin said. "A giant miracle in the shape of an even bigger asspull."
"Stand and draw." 'You should start playing the lottery Gin, you're right on spot about that asspull-sized miracle.' Ryuuga thought as he looked at his card. "Ride once again! Chronojet Dragon! (13000) Imaginary Gift, Force I! To the vanguard! (13000>>23000)"
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"Now, liberating the Generation Zone! Surpass the hevens, the stars, the worlds, the time that binds together this universal itself! Reach a brand new horizon, it's time to make history! Generation Stride! Chronodragon Gear Groovy! (38000)"
"So you managed to still make your combo happen." Tenma chuckled.
"I move History-maker forward and Smokegear back and call, Melem! (7000>>17000) Gear Groovy's Generation Break 3. I soulblast one and turn Nextage face up to add 5k! (38000>>43000) Generation Break 2! I turn Gear Groovy face up to give him Nextage and Histroy-build's skills, including Time Leap! (43000>>49000) Melem attacks! (17000>>21000)"
"Dobluba. (28000)"
"She returns to the deck and I superior call Kadash! (4000) History-maker attacks! (22000) Counterblast, time leaping Smokegear into Jet G! (21000>>27000)"
"Dailiner intercepts! (38000)"
"Jet G attacks! (27000)"
"Great Daiyusha! (38000)"
'Hell yeah, it's got to a point where he has to overguard!' "Gear Groovy attacks! Kadash's skill, move into the soul, draw and add power! (49000>>59000) Then, time leap! History-maker into Jet G and Jet G into Nextage! (21000>>30000) (15000>>25000) (59000>>63000) Spiral Time Shooting Star!"
"Complete guard!"
"Triple drive! (History-maker Dragon) (Chronofang Tiger) (Steam Guuner, Kadash - Critical) All effects to Jet G! (30000>>40000/2) Skill acquired from Nextage! Counterblast, turning Nextage face up, I'll drop my three hand cards! Gear Groovy returns to the G Zone and stand, Chronojet Dragon! Attack! Counterblast, add 5k and you can't guard using sentinels! (23000>>28000) Spiral Strike!"
"Generation Guard! Great Galactical Beast, Zeal! (28000) I soulblast to reduce your vanguard's power by 5k, and since I have more damage than you, I counterblast to have Dailiner gain 5k during this battle! (33000) Then, Dobluba! (48000)"
"Twin drive! (Steam Engineer, Apazu - Critical) I put it all on Nextage! (25000>>35000/2)"
"Hell yeah, now both have criticals and Jet G can even go over a single grade 3 shield!" Masato laughed.
"The second! (Steam Breath Dragon) Jet G attacks the vanguard! (40000/2)"
"Great Daiyusha, Platinum Ace! (43000)"
"My win! Nextage! (35000/2) SPIRAL TIME ZODIAC BLAZER!!"
"No guard. (Diamond Ace - Draw) I have lost this game. It seems you truly are Tokyo's finest." Tenma said, reaching his hand out for Ryuuga.
"C'mon man, no need to be so formal. We're friends, ain't we?" Ryuuga asked, shaking Tenma's hand. "It was a great game, King of Yamazaki High's Royalty."
"Likewise, King of Heiwa Academy's Royalty. But don't think this is the end. You might have won in our turf today, but Star Gate won't give up right away."
"I wasn't expecting anything else."
"And that's the end of the Star Gate's event!" Hikaru announced. "After the intese fight between shounen protag-kun and blonde Kakashi, Hanabi came out on top as the winner of today's Star Gate event! The eight teams that have entered the true challenge will gain thirty Dream points for participating, while the runner-up team of Star Gate will get fifty and the winning team, Hanabi, will go home packing a nice hundred Dream Points! And remember kids, don't believe all you read onlone, stay well informed like our branch manager!"
"Huh, speaking of that, I'm surprised he didn't show up." Ryuuga commented.
"I don't think any branch managers will make an appearance in this thing, honestly." Maverick whispered.
"Hell yeah, we win at card games!" The four members of Hanabi cheered.
Standing in the middle of thier private office at the end of the day, the four cheered with their cans of soda raised in air to celebrate winning the first stage of their journey in the Dream Team Challenge.
"It was tough, and a whacky first challenge, but we made it out on top by being stupid and asspulling!" Gin exclaimed, taking a swig of his orange juice.
"They banned swear words! I'll never forgive the japanese!" Kaido said as he shugged down on matcha soda.
"You say 'cause you went full Aqua mode. 'OH THIS CAN'T BE LEGAL, THIS HAS TO BE ILLEGAL, I'M A RICH GUY!', right?" Masato laughed.
"Imagine being Kaido in a Dream Team Challenge. You're gonna cost us tons of points in swear words. Either way, check it, we're on the top spot already!" Ryuuga said as he looked at the quest board. "The challenge at Magallanica and Zoo didn't had any contestants, no one got the full prize at the United Sanctuary and the ones that got the full prize on Dragon Empire and Dark Zone got penalties for swearing too much!"
"That last one isn't a good thing, that means we can lose Dream Points if Kaido swears too much!" Gin said.
"Who cares, what matter is that we're riding on top baby!" Ryuuga replied.
"Hey..." Homura said, standing by the office's open door. "Can we talk, Ryuuga...?"
"Y-yeah... Look about this morning, I-"
"No, just forget about it." Homura chuckled, looking up at Ryuuga. "I'm more ignorant than I thought. I'm sorry for making you worry over nothing. And about your question... C-can you wait just a bir more before asking it...?"
"Yeah, s-sure-"
"Balls, I'm not the love daddy anymore." Gin sighed.
"But, at least tell me on what stage we are. Can we... Kiss?" Ryuuga asked.
"E-eh?" Homura murmured, looking at Ryuuga with a red face and empty eyes.
"Dammit... Alright, just go ahead and-"
Ryuuga fell on the ground with a loud thud after being dealt the four strike-combo he had suffered already twice in that single day. From the ground, he watched Homura angrily walk away from the office.
"Yup... That's me, Ryuuga Sawada, the guy who gets his ass kicked by the girl he likes and wins with asspulls with his friends. Tune in next week for more asspulls and us getting physically assaulted by Hanae because we said words we aren't supposed to say. Honestly, it's a miracle that Hanae wasn't hired as an enforcer of the no-swearing policy, I think Kaido wouldn't reach the end of the challenge alive...."
(Ending)
Next Week:
#47: Cooking Festival
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MINI SOUL: "God of Maid Cafe"
Hanae: The joke is that I beat people up using fighting moves shown on God of Highschool. That's the joke. Go away now.
Kaido: What's this shitty Mini Soul?
Hanae: *woke mode*
Kaido: Wait what?
Hanae: *kicks Kaido into the ceiling*
Kaido: I got Renewal Taekwondo'd...
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Ryuuga: For you it was a week, for us it was two because the writer had exams. What a fucking loser.
Gin: Imagine wasting all your luck in rolling Joker in Mudae instead of using in exams.
Kaido: Can we make God of Maid Cafe into an actual spin-off? Just Hanae beating the shit out of people, I wanna see her wreck E Class.
Hanae: You're wish is my command, master.
Kaido: Leave Yukimura and Mitsuba alive. The rest said the F word.
Kaido: It wasn't very cash money of you, uncle Mav.
Maverick: Don't worry, next week is someone else enforcing that rule.
Sakate: DRAGON EMPIRE DRAGON EMPIRE DRAGON EMPIRE
Tenma: Loser couldn't even get 50 points. Disgusting.
Sakate: You about to catch these E rated hands, bitch.
Hanae: Did I heard swearing?
Tenma: :sweating:
Sakate: :sweating:
Fox was right, I shouldn't have burned through my luck with Mudae. The only good thing about those exams were how Colombard got revealed on the same day as my last exam. It feels good to be back on writing after a two week break, and this chapter was pretty fun to write in general. Next week, Sakate simps for Ayato. And remember kids, stay in drugs, eat your school and don't do vegetables.
My name is Shida, thanks for reading and I will see you later. Bye bye!
Ryuzaki: Can we hurry up to me shilling ZTB? Come on man, I need that relevancy.
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