HikarutheClapper has entered the game.
Scrub_Slayer has entered the game.
DamnBrofas has entered the game.
SlaysMains has entered the game.
RyuuSchlatt has entered the game.
Manga_Mario has entered the game.
CottonEyeJoe has entered the game.
BoyinaYacht has entered the game.
Slashy_Boy has entered the game.
IWasABadKing has entered the game.
Detective_IKEAchu has entered the game.

Joe: *spawns in Ryuuga's house* I thought there was a spawn point.

Ryuuga: You prefer to spawn on Abbacchio's home or in your cousin's giant home?

Joe: Fair enough. My stack of iron?

Ryuuga: First you have a task. Go place this on Ichigo's doorstep and pay attention to the mic. *tosses Joe ten TNT a a pressure plate*

Joe: Is this legal?

Ryuuga: Hikaru made up the rules.

Joe: Ok. *traps Ichigo's home* Ok what now?

Ryuuga: We wait.

Joe: Ok.

Ichigo: *walks into his house and explodes* ....what? Who did this?

Ryuuga: I wonder who.

Ichigo: *loud noise warning* OH MY RYUUGADUDEICANNOTDUDEOHMYFAVIYAFBHWDCVAGKAFWHBVODWQCBHDCWQVGCWBHLICFWQ YOU'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR SHIT AND ICANNOTPLAYWITHOUONMYLOBBYRIGHTDUDEOHMWUTIHCBPDSAHBABHLFAFVBHFVJ *loud knocking sounds followed by loud rage sounds*

Ryuuga: We call him scrubQc when he's not looking because he shouts in rage as if he was hit with a Speed 2 potion. Me and Taira are on a competition to see who can troll Ichigo the most.

Taira: *gets to Ichigo's house* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEONE STOLE MY TROLL!

Ryuuga: Too bad he doesn't knows I have a slave.

Joe: What?

Ryuuga: What? Now we move on to the serious business. Did you ever heard of Ryuugacoin?

Renji: *feeding animals* No thing shall harm you, my beautiful creatures. Now frick, frick to your heart's content, populate this desolated infinite Minecraft world.

Akira: *stops by* Hey Renji, survey time! Was I a bad King?

Renji: *looks at Akira* *equips Diamond Sword* STAY AWAY FROM MY ANIMALS YOU WORTHLESS KING! *chases after him*

Akira: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EMON HELP! *runs*

Emon: *farming for Exp* I'm too busy now, I'm not used to swords that aren't katanas.

Akira: AHHHH SOMEONE HELP!

Renji: *strike strike strike*

Akira: AHH- *dies*

Renji: You had wheat. I'll take your loot now. *steals Akira's loot*

Akira: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DIAMOND SWORD! FRICK FRICK FRICK!

Kaido: *building a replica of his yacht* I ran out of quartz.

Ryuuga: *walks from behind a tree* Well then this is your lucky day! Have you ever heard of Ryuugacoin?

Kaido: What?

Ryuuga: It's a very new trendy way of exchanging currency. You see, you give me or my partner Joe twenty diamonds and we'll give you a Ryuugacoin. The Ryuugacoin only goes up in value and you can use it to buy more quartz for your beautiful and astonishing yacht on the shops at Hage City.

Kaido: This smells fishy.

Joe: You're next to the sea.

Kaido: Fair. *gives Ryuuga twenty diamonds* The Ryuugacoin?

Ryuuga: *saves the diamonds in a shulker box* You just stay here, me and my partner will go get it for you and we'll return in an instant. *runs away*

Joe: *follows* So where is the Ryuugacoin?

Ryuuga: Nowhere, this is a fucking exit scam to get free diamonds.

Joe: Nice.

Hikaru: *slays magma cubs on his horse in the nether* This Exp farming season is going great for us, don't you think so too, Raizoergen Boergen Smoergen?

Raizoergen: *horse sounds*

Hikaru: That's the spirit. We should start going back.

Kaido: *knocks on Ryuuga's door* RYUUGA SAWADA WHERE IS MY RYUUGACOIN?!

Joe: *opens the door* RyuuSchlatt isn't present here, you may return at a later- *dies* Oh son of a brick.

Kaido: RYUUGA MY COIN!

Ryuuga: *walks down the stairs* It's a fancy question you're making, but you see, Kaido, you're not that smart. You failed to see it was a scam. And now you're diamonds are in my secret chest where I keep the other diamonds I scammed from Taira and Emon.

Kaido: I can't kill you while you're in your house but I can sue your ass. We'll see each other in court.

Ryuuga: Fine then, But be ready, I will annihilate your in court.

Joe: *respawns* It's CSI time.

Abbacchio: Good evening, you fools, welcome to court, very cool, I promise to eliminate the lower class if you vote on me as president of Hage City.

Kaido: We're not here for that. I got scammed by Ryuuga & Co. and their Ryuugacoins.

Abbacchio: In that case fuck you all. Do you two have your lawyers?

Kaido: I represent myself.

Ryuuga: Kaminari is representing me.

Kaminari: Good evening.

Abbacchio: Hello. In today's court case, diamond scam between RyuuSchlatt and BoyinaYacht. Ryuuga, you go.

Ryuuga: Kaminari, if you don't mind.

Kaminari: *gets up* Your honor, in my investigation in search of the stolen diamonds, I found no evidence that could link Ryuuga, username RyuuSchlatt, to the scam at hand, and since I am the absolute investigator, I conclude Ryuuga is innocent.

Abbacchio: Very well. Kaido?

Kaido: He has the diamonds in a shulker box that he keeps on himself at all times.

Ryuuga: I know nothing of what he speaks. Your honor, ever since my life started blooming, I got thrown into the ground by people like him. He always had everything and all I have up to now was built by my own hands. These two block hands of mine. The diamonds in the shulker box I keep in my inventory are diamonds I got from mining and fair trades I made with players of the server and-

Abbacchio: Trial by combat.

Ryuuga: Wait but I don't have any wea-

Kaido: *kills Ryuuga and takes the shulker box* What now?

Abbacchio: We store it in the Hage Bank that is kept safe by Scrub_Slayer.

Abbacchio: *locks the safe* Is this safe with you?

Ichigo: *more knocking and rage sounds* ODGVDSBHADWAGVJACBKHLFEGVJKEFKHBADSGVJACBKHLF

Abbacchio: Five minutes into the server and we still don't understand what you say.

Joe: *looking at the Hage City volcano* What now, boss?

Ryuuga: We make a new scam, that's what. Ryuugacoin 2.0 here we go. Ryuuga & Co. are not done yet.

Joe: Wasn't Hikaru who invited us to play tonight? Where is he?

Ryuuga: Huh, good question. I think he left for the nether.

Hikaru: *leaves the nether* Good farm- Wait, I was on Raizoergen, where's Raizoergen?!

Raizoergen: *makes horse sounds while dying of suffocation on the portal*

Hikaru: RAIZOERGEN NO NO NOOOOOOO!

Raizoergen: *dies*

Hikaru: Raizoergen... He was like a father to me... I loved him like a son... Life isn't worthy it anymore. Everyone I love leaves me. First my Shiny Raizer, now Raizoergen...

Hikaru: *goes to the bank* Ryuuga is outside and ready to get your revenge for griefing your home.

Ichigo: *leaves with knocking and rage sounds* IHBDWGVUODWGVUDWAGAGA

Hikaru: *steals all the diamonds* There's only one thing to do now.

Joe: *looks up* Hey isn't that Hikaru using the Elytra to head towards the volcano?

Ryuuga: *looks up* Yeah. I wonder what happened.

Ichigo: DWGVUDWBHLGVUCWBHACWGCBGLCAFSMIGHTISRIGHTIMISSAIJOUFGJFGJEFVGJFAGJF

Taira: He means all the diamonds are gone!

Ryuuga: *looks at Taira, then back at Hikaru*

Hikaru: *falls in the lava*

Ryuuga: Son of a-

(Play the media as if it was the ending)

Ryuuga Sawada as RyuuSchlatt

Banjoe "Joe Zaizen" Higashikata as CottonEyeJoe

Jerome Abbacchio as Manga_ Mario

Emon Kiba as Slashy_Boy

Izuku Akira as IWasABadKing

Han Kaminari as Detective_IKEABlader

Hikaru Hata as HikarutheClapper

Renji Akiyama as DamnBrofas

Renji: *takes fall damage by accident on his farm* Oopsie.

Hikaru: *spawns next to him* EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT *starts tossing beaf everywhere*

Ichigo Akira as Scrub_Slayer

Taira Ansei as SlaysMains

Featuring Kaido Mikazuchi as BoyinaYacht

The Hage Boyz will be back.

(This is canon -Shida)