Q n A #5
Ryuzaki: This is the one time where I can be relevant in a story, I'll take it wholeheartedly. *puts on the golden tuxedo* A volume has ended, theme songs have played, kids have lost in card games, you already know what time it is.
Maverick: Time to get the kids mental help?
Ryuzaki: The station doesn't let's us do those type of jokes, Maverick. But no, it's QnA time!
Ryuuga: Booo, what a loser, hosting QnA but you don't even appear outside a flashback!
Ryuzaki: You were gonna be today's guest but I guess that role is now going for the new star couple and no, I'm not talking about Mister and Miss Dumb Standards, I'm of course talking about the first ship Shida sunk in this story-
That of many.
Ryuzaki: Ichigo and Aijou! And Ichigo was still a better boyfriend than Ryuuga!
Ryuuga: That wasn't very cash cash money of you.
Ichigo: *entes the stage and sits down* I'm back, scrubs.
Aijou: *enters and sits too* And now my Mordred body pillow gained life, suckers.
Ichigo: You're a scrub Ryuuga, I'm the superior boyfriend! I remember dates!
Ryuuga: If only remembering dates was my only issue. :saddark:
Ryuzaki: Go saddark yourself elsewhere scrub, I'm here with the real deal.
Ryuuga: Motherfucker.
Alan: I should have been the guest, no questions asked.
Ryuzaki: We'll get to you when we get to you. But now, the questions. But because this is the CCEU, you know it's dares and not questions.
Maverick: It all started when Yza raped Rukia.
Kaido: A loner virgin loser with daddy issues who had a crush on his mom who was raped by his dad in a QnA? How much bigger can this insult get?
Ryuzaki: Until it's big enough to fill ten chapters worth of GEN.
Kaido: That pleases me.
Q) To Kaido-
What happened to you in 24? Like actually what happened
Kaido: What everyone sees is different from what Emma sees. I'm the ultimate romance protagonist. The Twilight dudes wished they could be on par with me.
Emma: *happy italian girl noises*
Kaido: I'm just a guy who wants to end high school and college to get married with the women I love and have children, which I may or may not hope turn out like Rose and Iris.
Rose: Stinky old man.
Iris: He's be a good father.
Rose: A stinky old father.
Q) To Emma-
Would you adopt Iris and Rose for real?
Emma: YES
Kaido: Also YES
Rose: Stinky old man.
Q) To Gin-
Why did you let 2 lolis on your team, are you trying to get the FBI on your ass?
Gin: I blame it on Karim, he's the one who takes care of most Arcana acceptances.
Karim: What?
Inu: *calls the FBI*
Karim: Wait what- NO-
Gin: And Karim never left jail again.
Q) To Taira-
Why do you like girls named Hisano, who play AF, have big breasts and have a huge appetite?
Taira: Because I have good taste.
Kaminari: That's exactly my girlfriend which first looked like the one who'd become your love interest but became mine instead.
Taira: Ok that, that's the reason. BUT YOU TWO ACCEPT MY WEIRD REQUIREMENTS!
Kaminari: It comes with accepting the REEEEE.
Taira: The REEEEEE is good.
Q) To Ryuuga-
Try guessing who the "loser virgin loner with daddy issues who had a crush on his mom" is
Ryuuga: Knowing my luck when it comes to male characters, probably someone who was a better boyfriend than me.
Kaido: He's single and had a crush on his mom.
Ryuuga: At least he's a bigger loser than me.
Kaido: That is accurate.
Ryuuga: He doesn't like his dad.
Kaido: Yes.
Ryuuga: And is a loner.
Kaido: One of the top three of his class.
Ryuuga: He's someone who I'm going to crossover with at some point isn't he?
Ryuzaki: Yes.
Ryuuga: Give me a hint.
Ryuzaki: Yuuto Takanori.
Kaido: Loser virgin loner with daddy issues who had a crush on his mom. Or that.
Ryuuga: Never heard of him.
Kaido: *plays replay or E Class vs A Class*
Ryuuga: Oh wait, THAT'S HIM?! I WATCHED THIS ON TV!
Q) To Everyone-
Cook for Sakate
Sakate: Please no.
Hikaru: Have some lasagna.
Taira: Taste my ramen.
Ryuuga: How about some tomato soup?
Sakate: Kill me.
Kaido: Taste my spicy hamburger.
Sakate: Like legit, just buy GEN, make it a country and behead me in public.
Gin: I heard you liked mexican food, how about some tacos?
Alan: I got the godly pasta.
Joshu: I made mac'n'chess just the way my Mikitaka-aniki likes.
Arcand: TOWER OF BACON!
Sakate: I- CANNOT TAKE THIS ANY LONGER, I PLAY MY VERMILLION TRASH SKIP CARD, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Q) To Sakate-
Go Gordon Ramsay on their asses
Sakate: In the name of the Queen, the fried chicken and the Biggue Shaq.... *grabs a knife* I'LL SHANK YOU ALL, YOU IDIOT SANDWICHES! HIKARU, I'M GONNA SHANK YOUR DISGUSTING ASS IN THE SHOWER, TAIRA YOU DON'T COOK THAT BAD, RYUUGA YOU'RE FINE, KAIDO I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, GIN I'M GONNA SHANK YOU BEFORE YOU FIGHT RYUUGA, ALAN YOU'RE DEAD AND JOSHH YOU'RE FINE! GET THE LAMB SAUCE!
Everyone: THE LAMB SAUCE!
Arcand: What about me?
Sakate: *gets the Glock*
Arcand: :sweating:
Q) To Ichigo-
MIGHT IS RIGHT
Ichigo: *plays "Cometh the Hour"* Weakness is a sin and the sinful shall be purged. Might is right and the unrighteous shall be erased. RIDE! THE ABSOLUTE RIGHTEOUS BEING! THE REAPER OF THE WEAK AND APEX OF STRENGTH! DESCEND! CLARET SWORD DRAGON!
Aijou: That made me so critically moist, Might Is Right inside of me.
Ichigo: I won't just Might Is Right inside of you. I will Might Is Right inside your Might Is Right until you scream that Might Is Right. *takes Aijou into the closet*
Hikaru: Ah, love, such a beautiful thing.
Ryuuga: Their flashbacks sets me up as the worst boyfriend of this story...
Q) To Joshu-
Your aniki is in the 2nd worst class, how do you feel about that?
Joshu: We live in a crazy noisy bizarre society, man.
Q) To Sakuya-
Restand Riv is killed
Sakuya: *sniff* How could this happen...
Gin: Karma for something you did, just saying.
Q) To Emma-
Doriane got hit you dirty Doriane spammer
Emma: I- How could you insult me, I'm one of the good guys... *sniff*
Kaido: *woke* We're starting #CancelFox, EMMA IS A BEAUTIFUL DORIANE SPAMMER, YOU DIRTY CLARET SWORD STAN, YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE BTS STANS!
Emma: *happy italian girl noises*
Q) To Kaminari-
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kaminari: *sigh*
Hisano: *headpats him* It's fine, you're still the best.
Kaminari: Back to Gigarex it is. I'll die before using the unholy Dark Rex.
Q) To Gin-
I know this was your fake deck, but Shirayuki got hit
Gin:
Q) To Ryuzaki-
Shirayuki gang is no more
Ryuzaki: Time to max out on the gift g3 for power and capitalize on being a Force deck with Accel.
Q) To the people who's decks got hit-
Bury the cards in the floor
Ryuzaki: *buries Shirayuki* Goodbye, Shira. It was a good run, my girl. We kicked the ass of the worst student in GEN and then lost to a red haired guy, but it was a good run. Gonna miss you girl. See ya.
Emma: *buries Doriane* Time to capitalize on the Nightmare Dolls or the superior End of Stage.
Maverick: I'll help you with the latter.
Sakuya: *buries Riviere while crying* Why... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Gin: Yeah, I wonder why. Probably wasn't karma of letting power reach your head.
Karim: Gee I wonder what's to blame.
Sakuya: Man you two can go fuck yourselves, this hurt my doki doki...
Kaminari: *buries Angerblader* You'll soon become fossel fuel.
Hikaru: I- That joke was fucking hilarious.
Q) To Abbacchio-
Legally change your name to Agachabro
Abbacchio: I play the Wholesome Boy skip card. Sorry bro, can't let that happen. Agachabro Abbacchio isn't the name my parents chose for me. They chose Jerome Abbacchio so I have to keep it to honour their choice. Family is family, bro. Family is família, bro. Not gorgonzolla.
Audience: *cheers*
Abbacchio: Thank you, thank you.
Joe: No wonder he gets all the fangirls.
Q) To Mayuri-
Do dumb dumb middle school things
Mayuri: Something something, puberty, something something, hentai, something something, card games.
Ryuzaki: Seems legit.
Q) To Masato-
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LA
Masato: I have no gosh darn heckin' idea, la.
Dallas: Gosh darn heckin'? I see you speak the language of the gods too.
Q) To Hinata-
Why do you like boys with orange hair, decks with a bad wave 1, shout their goals and know how to cook?
Hinata: I have a type.
Alan: A very specific type.
Hinata: The upmost specific type. The rest is all gravel.
Q) To Taira-
Can you even cook?
Taira: My dad is the head chef on The Thunderous Rebellion.
Fubuki: THAT'S A FAT YES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Taira: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Masato: Guess I don't have a choice... *cough* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ryuzaki: That's enough questions for a volume. Time to take a look at what volume 6 has to offer, specially because it has six volumes instead o the usual six! It could probably have five if Shida didnt wanted to split the tag fight in two.
Shut up, tag fights are stressing.
Spiral Soul - Volume 6
Release Date: March 8th
After the group is split up into two with the goal of finding GinFuchigami, The World, Emon comes across one of the member sof the Incomplete Arcana, The Star Joshu Takanaka who's motivation is protecting his brother.
Release Date: March 15th
Hikaru and Taira encounter two members of the Incomplete Arcana, The Strength Jean-Pierre Arcand and The Chariot Austin Dallas. The four of them begin a tag fight and the similarities between the man who ran away from his responsabilities as a top fighter of his country and the man who keeps running away from his responsabilty as a self proclaimed 'protagonsit slayer' start to become clear.
Release Date: March 22nd
The tag fight between Hikaru, Dallas, Taira and Arcana reaches it's final stage. "Standing by each other's side through the thickiest and the thinnest, that's Hagiwara's strength!". In the end, Taira encounters-!
Release Date: March 29th
On his search for Gin Fuchigami, Masato comes across The Death of the Incomplete Arcana, Karim, one of the creator's of the group and the one most devoted to the cause. Two men fight for the sake a redemption neither believes they deserved.
Release Date: Apirl 5th
Secretly believe she's the one to blame for the ripple effect leading up to her departure, Homura seeks Fujiko, stopping at nothing to save her from the Incomplete Arcana's grasp.
Release Date: April 12th
A boy with a dream of doing more than what everyone expects from him, Dallas challenges the fighter who inspired him to forge an industructible determiantion and follow his dreams. "Fight me, Ryuuga Sawada.".
And that's all for this QnA, thank you so much for sticking around the first volume of this arc and hope you continue enjoying Spiral Soul.
My name is Shida, thanks for reading and I will see you later. Bye bye!
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