Ryuzaki: *plays the TaiHina scene* I'll be damned.

Raijin: That guy is the one good thing to come out of my story.

Fubuki: That's my reeeeeeeing son.

Ryuuga: Fuck my life.

Taira: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M THE LOVE TRAIN

Ryuuga: Can I host this one?

Ryuzaki: My brain cells have burned beyond a certain limit, this QnA is all yours. *throws the tuxedo at Ryuuga*

Ryuuga: I will do things right. *puts on the tuxedo and sits behind the host desk* Ladies and gentleman, my name is Ryuuga Sawada, protagonist of this story and one of the worst boyfriends on this extended universe. This volume, I'll be host because Taira getting love is something that not even Ryuzaki's brain could compute. And this week's guest.... The only winner of this volume. Fuckin', get him in here.

Taira: *enters the studio* LOOK MOM I'M ON TV!

Ryuuga: How did you- How the hell- What the- Huh?

Taira: It's something only someone with a love interest can understand.

Ryuuga: ....let's go back to when I was a shit boyfriend and your school hated.

Taira: The big question is WHY DIDN'T I GET HARUKA MIRAI TO PLAY DURING MY BIG MOMENT?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S UNFAIR, IT'S OUTRAGEOUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ryuuga: You don't choose the Haruka Mirai, the Harukai Mirai chooses you.

Dallas: *in the audience* Damn straight it does!

Taira: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ryuuga: And while Taira boy reees, let's get into this volume's tasty questions and dares, that will probably be consisted of TaiHina, Haruka Mirai playing for Dallas and me changing clans.

Ryuzaki: That change made you the son I never had.

Kaido: You what :MikuGlare:

Q) Gin-
You low-key cinnamon roll I protecc

Gin: Finally, a reader with good taste. I've done nothing than be verbally abused this whole arc.

Ryuuga: You little shit-

Gin: My point exactly!

Q) To Alan and Hinata-
High-key I thought you two would end up together

Alan: This is a massive bruh moment.

Hinata: The only thing he was good for was to play a clan that was bad during the first wave of Standard. What a fucking loser.

Alan: Why you little bitch-

Q) To Hikaru-
Adopt two loli twins that looks like your child or shiny raizers

Hikaru: Why not adopt two loli twins that look like my children and are shiny Raizers?

Strelzia: That's the only type of child I want to have!

Kaido: DON'T GIVE US WEIRD NEPHEWS, YOU SHITS!

Emma: YEAH!

Q) To Hikaru-
Make a frick chamber in Zero or Shiny raizers?

Hikaru: Why not make frick chamber of shiny Raizers in Zero?

Ryuuga: I'll do my own once I get out of THIS ETERNAL FUCKING LOADING SCREEN! *unholy screams*

Q) To Arcana-
Why do you guys keep jobbing 

Joshu: To protecc Mikitaka-aniki!

Arcand: *waves the white flag*

Dallas: To yeehaw my dreams into becoming a reality!

Karim: To protect my bestest of friends!

Fujiko: To return to the Discord server.

Dallas: To continue yeehawing my dreams into becoming a reality!

Arcand: *white flag waving intensifies*

Q) To Taira-
YOU DID IT YOU CHAD YOU ARE TRUE STRONG MAN NOW GO GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND A NICE PIECE OF WAGYU MEAT

Taira: I AM TRUE STRONG MAN!

Kaido: *sits by the corner, terrified* There is only one true strong man... Nothing scares me, but that thing... It brings me fear....

Taira: What happened to him...?

Sakate: *takes off his sunglasses* 20.5.

Inu: *plays terror music*

Q) To Homura-
I still wanna see you make Emon pee like a girl.

Homura: Why didn't you just ask? Nothing would bring me greater-

Emon: I play the 'RyuuMura sails if my life is put in danger' card! Get cucked, Saki!

Homura: I will do what I must. *rolls up her sleeves*

Emon: N-no... No.... N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ryuzaki: *closes the ambulance doors* And that's one old main character taken care of.

Homura: The price for victory is a bittersweet one.

Ryuuga: Hey, Homura....

Homura: You get the ship for-

Ryuuga: Screw the ship, you inflicted pain upon one of my bros... *rolls up his sleeves*

Homura: H-hey, R-ryuuga....

Ryuuga: *starts doing weird things with his fingers* In the name of true gender equality, I shall steal all the panties of those who harm my friends!

Ryuzaki: An example that our writer became a Konosuba degenerate.

Yes.

Homura: H-h-h-hey... R-ryuuga...

Ryuuga: This is for Emon.... STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Homura: N-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Q) To Ryuzaki-
How does it feel that you're not even gonna be the first one to use Chronojet Dragon V? Can capitalism buy you out of this sadness?

Ryuzaki: *looks at the traumatized Homura and confident Ryuuga* The deck is in good hands, I'm just happy my boy Jet is back in the spotlight!

Fujiko: *looks at Ryuuga* Ryuutrash.

Aijou: *looks at Ryuuga* Shituuga.

Hisano: *looks at Ryuuga* You're the worse, Scumyuuga.

Ryuzaki: Another protagonist performs sexual harassment on a QnA. Ah, it's at times like this where I truly miss Yza.

Q) To Dallas-
I just want to take a moment to appreciate that you're my favourite Arcana member. 

Dallas: Thanks mate! It's called having a completed character arc that has Haruka Mirai in it!

Arcand: Oui, we have character arcs!

Dallas: Oh yeah? Tell me 'em then.

Joshu: PROTECC MIKITAKA-ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Arcand: Face my responsibility as the pride of my homeland! Of my beautiful France!

Karim: Repent for not helping Gin all those years ago!

Fujiko: Regret my latest life choices and understand how it's better to talk about what you feel than to run away.

Dallas; Aight, that seems fair. But lemme ask you fellas this: Did any of you get Haruka Mirai playing?

Arcand: No....

Joshu: I FAILED, I'M SORRY MIKITAKA-ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Kaido: Mikitaka Takenaka, still a better rival than a loner virgin loser with daddy issue who had a crush on his mom.

Ryuuga: You and I will have a talk about the issues of that nickname next arc. 

Q) To Masato-
Seriously why the fuck you Charmysato man I don't get it

Masato: It's a joke about how Charmy and Agravain are basically the same person. Hangry power.

Ryuuga: Wait, the fuckin' what-

Masato: Yeah. They're both hangry. She loses her shit when someone hurst her food, Agravain goes angry mode if he doesn't eat.

Ryuuga: But-

Masato: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Taira: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Q) To Karim-
Serious question, you a halfu?

Karim: No, I just have parents with highly questionable name giving habilities. I'm fully japanese.

Q) To Hikaru-
Did you pour more soy sauce on Strelzia's lasagna yet?

Hikaru: The house was too full and they left too early :sadMeguminemote:

Strelzia: Latom :sadMeguminemote:

Hikaru: On the other hand, at least I'm not a simp.

Inu: *on the sound room* Hey that's offensive!

Ryuzaki: I remember we having a guy that said that. Wonder where he is now.

Maxios: *in the audience* THAT'S OFFENSIVE!

Ryuzaki: And there he is!

Q) To Homura & Fujiko-
Double team yeet clap Ryuuga's asscheeks 

Homura: Y-yes....

Fujiko: Ryuuga you bastard, this is for stealing Homura's pan-

Ryuuga: STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Fujiko: R-RYUUGAAAAAAAA!

Ryuuga: *waves their panties like flags* GOD'S BLESSING ON THIS WONDERFUL WORLD! HA HA HA HA HA!

Ryuzaki: He went full on degenerate. Maverick, it's time to isekai Ryuuga harder than we isekai'd Izanoku's living room.

Maverick: *nod* It's truck-kun time.

Q) To Sakate-
Please go rate Taira's cooking 

Taira: Have some wagyu beef.

Sakate: *eats* You're the less bad person to ever give me their food.

Taira: THANK YOU SO MUCH, CHEF SAKA-

Sakate: BUT IT STILL SUCKS, I'M GOING TO SHOVE YOUR MEAT UP YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND EAT IT!

Hinata: It was cooked by my love, so I don't mind!

Inu: *stops music*

Alan: *looks at Hinata* Please, never talk again.

Gin: *nods* Agreed, agreed.

Q) To Joe-
You find space foetus cute?

Joe: Yes. It gets me the hot black haired masochist girls WHO I TRUST!

Yuri: *happy masochist sounds*

Aijou: NEVER TRUST BLACK HAIRED PEOPLE!

Q) To Maverick-
Why are you an irresponsible father 

Maverick: Because I still live with Ryuzaki and Payic.

Abbacchio: Speaking of living with them, I'm styaing during the summer.

Ryuzaki: Is it a good idea to have the hot italian upperclassman live in the same mansion as the sad first year high school student?

Maverick: ...

Ryuzaki: M-maverick?

Maverick: It's decided.

Ryuzaki: What's de-

Maverick: HONEY WE'RE MOVING OUT FOR THE SUMMER!

Ryuzaki: MAVERICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Q) To Kaido-
Roast Fujiko

Kaido: *looks at Fujiko*

Fujiko: *looks at Kaido* Do your worst.

Kaido: Your only flat chested female friend still has bigger boobs than you and is better in relationships than you.

Fujiko: *cries on the inside* I had it coming....

Emma: You are you calling flat? 

Kaido: Flat is justice.

Emma: *happy italian girl noises*

Q) To Fujiko-
I'm very conflicted regarding your story arc

Fujiko: Good.

Q) To Ryuuga-
Vanguard connects everybody. This much is proven in the Z World ED. Now go read it

Ryuuga: I will, and so will the ones reading this! Go check out Z World, it's in it's final volume!

Ryuzaki: Bless the god Ignus for the panties that rain from the heavens.

Ryuuga: I would have caught some at the bottom of the tree if you hadn't caught them all.... Wait, Taira was the guests, this QnA lacks reee.

Taira: I got you fam.

Q) To Taira-
Make a music number.

Ryuuga: Ladies and gentlemen, singing his latest single, the "Ree Ree Song", Taira Ansei.

Taira: Oh...you touch my ree ree ree
Mmm...my ree ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Oh...you touch my ree ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Ree (Mmm...my ree ree ree)
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ee ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Deep in the night
I'm looking for a protag to slay
Deep in the night
I'm looking for a protag to slay
Deep in the night
I'm looking for a protag to slay
Deep in the night
I'm looking for a protag to...

Hinata: You ree me
Oh, ree me
I want you to be my love ree
Come near me
Don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you, ree

Taira: Oh...you touch my ree ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Oh...you touch my ree ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Ree (Mmm...my ree ree ree)
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ee ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Deep in the night
I'm looking for a protag to slay
Deep in the night
I'm looking for a protag to slay
Deep in the night
I'm looking for a protag to slay
Deep in the night
I'm looking for a protag...

Hinata: You ree me
Oh, ree me
I want you to be my love ree
Come near me
Don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you, ree

Taira: Oh...you touch my ree ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Ree (Mmm...my Ree ree ree)
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Ree (Oh...you touch my Ree ree ree)
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Ree (Mmm...my Ree ree ree)
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Mmm...my Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree
Ree ree ree ree ree ree
Oh...you touch my Ree ree ree
Mmm...my Ree ree ree

Fubuki: *sniff* I've never been so proud.

Ryuuga: Fuck my life.

Ryuzaki: I have to go rethink my life choices.

That concludes this QnA. Now onto the final volume of the War Against the Incomplete Arcana Arc!

Spiral Soul - Volume 7

Opening 3: Black Catcher

"Here and now, fly through countless possibilities, and reveal to us the future we truly desire!"

Release Date: April 19th

"I'll always be proud of you."

Release Date: April 26th

"To a peaceful ceasefire."

Release Date: May 3rd

"I'll make my actions speak louder than words!"

Release Date: May 10th

"Before being the King, before being The World, before being opponents, we were friends, and to me, we still are."

Release Date: May 17th

"Get up, you dank oaf."

Release Date: May 25th

"See you soon."

Hikaru: LET'S DYE THIS WORLD!

Taira: EVEN IF I CAN NOT GRAP THIS SWORD!

Kaido: ALL I NEED IS GETTING STRONG!

Ryuuga: WE CAN CATCH THE GAME!

I've had that opening prepared for ages. I finished it before I finished the first volume of this arc. But anyway, thanks for sticking around, hope you enjoyed volume 6 of Spiral Soul and of course, thank you all for all your support! My name is Shida, thanks for reading and I'll see you later. Bye bye!