Ryuzaki: *plays the photograph scenes from #37* Welp, that basically confirms RyuuHomu as canon. Any objections?

Maverick: I don't got any.

Ryuzaki: Works for me. *puts on the tuxedo* Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the final QnA of the War Against the Incomplete Arcana Arc! In case you're wondering why this QnA is coming after this arc's Spiral Soul Round-Up, it's mainly in case someone wants to ask something related to the character trivia that Shida slapped onto to it.

Maverick: Or question the already very questionable decks used by the Arcana.

Ryuzaki: That too. This volume, our lovely guests were supposed to be the bros Ryuuga and Gin, but after that arc ending with that photograph scene and the opening of the blueball anime show where the bench is the enemy-

Which won't be the first opening of the next arc.

Ryuzaki: Our picks for the guests this QnA were obvious! Ryuuga, Homura, get in here!

Ryuuga: *enters the studio* Hey folks, last time I was here, I was hosting this QnA knowing how big of a loser I was after Taira scored Hinata. Now Im here being a guest as the loser knowing how big of a loser I am after Joe scored Yuri. My romcom arc isn't being very com.

Homura: *enters the studio* I'm here because I'm best girl and someone might have seen a certain spoiler. *winks*

Ryuzaki: Fellas, photos, can we have RyuuHomu now?

Homura: No.

Ryuuga: Hm... Ryuzaki come with me. *sits on a bench* First, would you like to seat with me?

Ryuzaki: Oh fuck, oh god... *sits down*

Ryuuga: There is someone I like. When I think about that person, my chest feels all tingly. But being able to see her everyday is enough to make me happy.

Ryuzaki: I don't like where this is going.

Ryuuga: The truth is that...

Ryuzaki: Please no.

Ryuuga: IM BLUEBALLING YOUR ASS FOR LIFE, SUCKER!

Ryuzaki: GODDAMMIT, THIS FUCKING BENCH!

Maverick. Quick, roll the the QnA stuff, Ryuzaki about to have a breadown after getting Joro-kun'd.

Ryuzaki: HOW DID THIS GET IN HERE?!

Ryuuga: Super fast FedEx.

Ryuzaki: GOD FUCKING-

Inu: PAPAPA-

Ryuzaki: NOOOOOOOOO IKUSHUKA BLASAITO IS BETRAYING ME-

Maverick: inu THE QUESTIONS AND DARES NOW QUICKLY!

Q) Shida/Hage Boiz-
When's the new Hage Boiz episode

Ryuuga: That's a great question. We'll see what the summer arc has to offer.

Ryuzaki: Smells like the author is being lazy.

Ryuuga: Really does.

Q) To Gin-
Say the line. Say it. Say the damn fucking line like you were always meant to. ZA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUDO!

Gin: It really seems like you really want me to say it, doesn't it? Ryuuga, what's your take on this?

Ryuuga: I think he wants you to say the line.

Gin: I also think he wants me to say the line. Ryuuga's orange haired girlfriend?

Homura: I'm not his girlfriend but I think he wants you to say the line.

Gin: Really seems like he wants me to say the line. Wasn't there a gag of Hikaru bullying this guy last book?

Ryuuga: Yes.

Gin: I think I'll hop in that. You see, I speak some spanish myself, you know? I know that 'the' is 'el' and 'world' is 'mundo'. He wants me to say the line and I will say the line. But syke, it's in another language.

Inu: *plays The World's theme*

Gin: EL MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDO!

Ryuuga: Top ten anime betrayals.

Q) To Fujiko-
You should pour bleach on Ryuuga's hair instead of his eyes, that way we might be able to see how he looks like in a few months time 

Fujiko: Now that's a great idea since we're bullying Ryuuga too now.

Ryuuga: When did I fall to Yuuto's status? I used to be someone.

Fujiko: *loads bleach into water gun* You really were. But now it's time to pay. *aims at Ryuuga*

Ryuuga: That is true. However! I activate my trap card, Magical Homie Gin Cylinder!

Gin: *steps in the way* Call me the Magical Cylinder to Ryuuga's Amanda.

Ryuuga: Now that's an old joke.

Fujiko: Step out of the way, hottie. I have an ex-boyfriend to bleach. I won't ask twice.

Gin: Fujiko, please recon-

Fujiko: *begins firing* Call me Killer Fujiko, the new Killer Bean in town.

Q) To Ryuzaki-
YOU AWAKENED THE CULT OF ZAZAN YOU MONSTER 

Ryuzaki: And I don't regret any-fucking-thing.

Ryuuga: If only Shida hadn't my premium deck on his back pocket ever since Jet was revealed, I'd play Jet Zazan.

Sakate: Imagine playing Zazan when Kaiser legion is better than ever.

Kaido: Name me a time it was good.

Sakate: Right now.

Kaido: You're delusional.

Q) To Homura-
Tell Ryuuga to sit next to you on a bench  

Ryuuga: Please no.

Homura: *sits on the bench from earlier* Ryuuga, would you take a seat next to me?

Ryuuga: Don't say those cursed words.... *sits down*

Homura: There is someone I like.

Ryuuga: No...

Homura: When I think about that person, my chest feels all tingly. But being able to see her everyday is enough to make me happy.

Ryuuga: Stop...

Homura: What I'm trying to say is that... Ryuuga... I'M INLOVE WITH THIS BAD BOY I MEET AS A CHILD! HE LOOKED SO WILD, TOTALLY MY TYPE!

Ryuuga: GODDAMMIT IM GETTING BLUEBALLED ON A BENCH!

Q) To Ryuuga-
Be betrayed by Shuka Saito 

Maverick: *grabs the mic* PAPAPA-

Ryuuga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M BEING BETRAYED BY MAVESHUKA ICHISAITO!

Q) To Taira-
Only true mathematicians can solve this one. Ryuuga has four potential childhood sweethearts, Homura, Kanao, Aijou and Hisano. What is the probability he will actually hook up with any of these four? 

Taira: Now that is a good question. *puts on Kaminari's detective hat* But that is something that I can reach through simple detective work.

Hisano: *sits down*

Taira: Hisano Kakugawa, my first option and one of my closest friends. Have you and Kaminari been on at least five dates?

Hisano: Yes.

Taira: It's not Hisano. NEXT!

Aijou: *sits down*

Taira: Aijou Fukai, my second option and a girl who I said had a big rack back when a robot that looked like Ryuzaki appeared to chill GC in Spiral Terra. Before breaking up, had you gone on at least five dates with Ichigo?

Aijou: Yes.

Taira: It's not Aijou. NEXT!

Kanao: *sits down* Hi bitch~~~~!

Taira: Kanao Saki, my third option and someone I never met. Do you date?

Kanao: This bitch can't find love.

Taira: Then the five dates isn't possible, which means she isn't deep enough into a relationship to drop her boyfriend for Ryuuga. Kanao, were you on that interschools school trip to countryside Tokyo all those years ago?

Kanao: I was, bitch~~!

Taira: Do you still have your student handbook?

Kanao: I dropped it in my bedroom and never saw it again.

Taira: It's not Kanao. NEXT!

Homura: *already sitted*

Taira: And my final option, Homura Saki, who've I've bullied in a plane which makes my life be in danger. Are you dating?

Homura: No.

Taira: The interschools school trip?

Homura: Yes.

Taira: Do you have your student handbook?

Homura: Yes.

Taira: It's Homura. But what are the chances of RyuuHomu actually happening? That's easy. Just look at the female cast and at their relationship status.

Ryuuga: But Kanao isn't with anyone either.

Taira: Kanao, what's your favourite word?

Kanao: It's bitch, I say it like, all the time.

Taira: I call my fifth option, Renji. Renji, what's your favourite word?

Renji: Damnation.

Kanao: Oooooh, cool word, bitch~~!

Renji: You really like saying that word. I like it.

Taira: Boom. Detective math guy Taira strikes again.

Ryuuga: ....I think this is how Fox's brain works when across stuff like this and I'm not sure if I liked learning that.

Q) To Yuri-
Insult Ryuuga again, it's funny  

Yuri: *looks at the viewer*

Ryuuga: *looks at her*

Ryuuga: On this day, my heart grew a litter colder.

Yuri: Shut up, poor man's Fuutarou.

Q) To Kaido, Emma, Rose & Iris-
Play house 

Rose: Please no.

Kaido: PLEASE YES!

Emma: Yes please!

Iris: Let's do it!

Rose: Dammit...

Kaido: gets home* Honey, I'm home!

Emma: *comes from the kitchen* Welcome home, dearest husband!

Kaido: Where are the-

Rose: *runs down the stairs with an airsoft gun* DIEEEEEEEE! *begins firing*

Kaido: *takes the bullets* Yes, shower me with your love! Shower me with your love, my daughter!

Rose: Dammit!

Iris: Ahhaha...

Q) To Mayuri-
Graduate you bratty middle schooler! Suzuki says hi  

Mayuri: I will, and I will become someone the Boss can be proud off! Also what's a Suzuki?

Kaido: E Class trash,

Mayuri: I see, I see.

Q) To Arcand-
Alice wants your autograph 

Arcand: I'll give her more than my-

Dallas: *drives a cop car into the studio walls* SHE'S UNDERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGED GOSH HECKIN' DANG IT!

Arcand: French consent age. :ehue:

Arcand: *being dragged away by the FBI* I WAS JOKING!

Q) To Hinata-
So how did you end up in Hagiwara?

Hinata: I'm still seventeen, gravel.

Hikaru: We promised the student council we would yell the manifesto less.

Hisano: You better keep that end of the bargain.

Hikaru: Hai hai, seitokaichu.

Taira: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Hisano: taiRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Q) To Ryuuga-
Tell Shida off for spelling secondary wrong 

Do it.

Ryuuga: Hey Shida.

Do it.

Ryuuga: Fuck you, you suck.

I deserve it.

Ryuuga: It's o, not u, you bitch.

I know.

Ryuuga: But you didn't back then. So fuck-

*begins to play Papapa*

Ryuuga: I'M BEING BETRAYED BY SHISHUKA SHISAITO!

Q) To Masato-
Give us more cheesy lines

Masato: I had a good redemption arc.

Ryuuga: ahahaHAHAHAHA

Masato: I was a good villain.

Kaido: HAHAHAHahahaha

Masato: I'm going to be an important character next arc.

Ryuuga: AHAHA- *gets tazed*

Kaido: AHAHA- *gets tazed*

Masato: Me am tazer man me does tazer man things.

Q) To Gin-
Where's the Kinro to your Ginro?

Gin: Well, Kinro is Ginro's bro so I'd have to go with...

Ryuuga: *gets up from being tazed* M-

Gin: Karim.

Karim: Dope.

Ryuuga: DUDE WHAT THE HE- *gets tazed again*

Masato: I said I was going to be a relevant character next arc, you bitch....

Q) To Sakuya-
As punishment for betraying Gin you must eat a picture of his face everyday until you turn 18

Sakuya: Im the same age as Gin.

Gin: Im eighteen and a half.

Sakuya: Get cuckced, sucker.

Q) To Dallas-
When you go pro I want your autograph ya absolute cowboy 

Dallas: You can count on it, partner. Yeehaw!

Arcand: I also want one! After the FBI let's go of me, that is!

Q) To Shida-
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF THE YOUNG CAST IT HURTS MY HEAD

This is just another reason for me to put even more of them in here. Next up, a phot that proves Taira and Fujiko are the next big couple.

Fujiko: You fucking what-

Taira: I prefer to commit seppuk.

Im joking, Im joking.

That marks the end of this QnA, the last one of the War Against the Incomplete Arcana Arc. Next time we see each for one of these, we'll be in the age of Zazan baby! What did I go and do... But we'll have be a romcom with Ryuuga as our loser protagonist!

Ryuug: Ryuuga Sawada? Nah, I go by Ryuutarou Sasugi.

Homuchika Sakano, Homunino Sakano, Homiku Sakano, Homutsuba Sakano, Homitsuki Sakano :madrepeek:

Ryuuga: Please stop forcing your harsh tsundere with wife skills on me, I don't want to be that type of guy.

Too late. This comes out on a wednesday, the next arc's PV drops on saturday!

My name is Shida, thanks for reading and I will see you later. Bye bye!

Ryuuga: Welp, there really only is one thing left to do, isn't there? Taira, Joe, do it. Do it quickly.

Joe: Since you asked no nicely for it.

Taira: We'll make this quick. it's the least we can do after beating you in the love race. On one, two, one two three-

Joe and Taira: PAPAPA-

Ryuuga: NOOOOOOOOO I'M BEING BETRAYED BY JOSHUKA ZAISAITOU AND TAISHUKA ANSAITOU!

Maverick: I wonder how much we can milk the Shuka Saito jokes.

Ryuzaki: If you thought the trope usage and Haruka Mirai usage were repetitive, you haven't seen anything.