Like many other fairy tales, the opening will be:

Once upon a time, in a kingdom called Yokohama. During a snowstorm that seemed to wash away everything, a Queen decided to open the window to let the bitter cold hit her face.

"OMG, Queen Fyodor! You are pregnant"

Maid Sigma intervened the Queen.

"It's okay Sigma-kun, when we were in Russia we even stripped naked to bathe in the glacier"

Queen Fyodor laughed.

Suddenly, someone burst into the room from somewhere. Because the melting snow on the floor was slippery, that person slipped and accidentally threw a basket of apples into the Queen's face. The Queen's nose blood fell 3 drops onto the white snow.

"Oh, so romantic..."

Fyodor's eyes suddenly sparkled with tears at the outstanding beauty of red blood.

"What the hell is romantic?"

Maid Sigma sighed.

The maid saw the Queen bleeding, he grabbed the bandage and ran back, his foot slipped because of the slippery ground, he fell and lost the bandage. It rotated three times in the air and then gently fell onto the Queen's pregnant belly. Seeing that, she immediately clasped her hands and made a wish.

"I wish I had a child with skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, hair a bit messy like the current scene, and especially likes to wrap bandages around his body"

Some time later, Fyodor gave birth to a child with skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and slightly messy hair. She named him Dazai Snow White-the most beautiful-in-the-world-no-one-compared-if-anyone-dare-to-touch-a-strand-of-your-hair-then-mother-will-behead-him Osamu. Called Dazai Osamu for short.

Unfortunately, Fyodor was later fed a lot of unwashed Chinese apples by the conniving servant Shibusawa, causing her to become seriously ill and die. After a year, the King married Shibusawa and then he kicked the bucket.

Shibusawa finally got the throne and the kingdom, and she plotted to harm those who opposed her, especially Dazai. Perhaps because Dazai is a beautiful child, she is afraid that he will steal the beauty queen crown, so she always finds a way to get rid of him. I don't understand why, no matter what she did, Dazai was at peace, and even became so obsessed with death that he committed suicide every time he failed.

Shibusawa was so angry, she entered her secret room then punched and cracked the large mirror hanging on the wall with her bare hands. After that Shibusawa asked the mirror.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the most beautiful and brightest of them all?"

"In the past, you were the brightest in the world but now you forgot to cover your black face"

"I will cover my face later, so answer me again, who is the most beautiful person today?"

"Ma'am, today Dazai is even more beautiful"

"WTH? With so many scars on his body, why is he more beautiful than a smooth body like mine?"

"Because he's white and uses concealer, dog brand concealer, just cost only ¥5"

"When did you switch to marketing, Nikolai?"

"Because you punch and break my mirror every day, so I have to earn money to replace the mirror"

The room was filled with only Shibusawa and Nikolai's cursing sounds. Dazai gently closed the door to avoid outsiders hearing, then he ran out into the forest to find a stream to drown himself in.

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Many years have passed, Dazai has grown into a beautiful beauty that makes everyone fall in love. Shibusawa was so angry, she immediately sent a hunter.

"Please take this guy deep into the forest, I don't want to see his face anymore. You should kill him then bring his liver and lungs back to me to prove you killed Dazai"

The hunter obeyed and led Dazai into the deep forest. But when he pulled out the knife and tried to stab him, Dazai cried and said:

"I also want to die, Mr Hunter, but if I die alone it would be a waste of this beauty. Or please find me a beautiful girl for me to die with"

The hunter was sweating profusely. Because of Dazai's beauty, he also didn't want to kill him. He just chased him into the forest and told him to go far away from here. At that moment, a young wild boar jumped out, and he stabbed it to death, took its liver and lungs, and brought it back to the queen as proof. The evil Shibusawa ordered the kitchen to stir-fry the liver and lungs for him to eat. She thought them were Dazai's liver and lungs, so she tried to eat it all.

Dazai was confused and didn't move anywhere, he just wandered aimlessly. Suddenly he tripped and fell, his whole body rolling down the mountain. There he saw an ordinary building, oh yes, a strange building in a remote forest.

"Hello my beloved family!"

Not seeing anyone inside, Dazai was so depressed that he ransacked the cupboard, ate all the candy, drank the entire pot of tea, trashed the workplace, and then dejectedly fell back on the sofa to take a nap.

When it was dark, the owners of the house arrived at the door and discovered that the lock had been broken. They rushed in and saw Dazai sleeping soundly. Six people gathered around him, and one person was in pain when his papers were mixed up so he didn't pay attention.

"Who is he? Skin is white like using mixed cream"

"Ah! This person is Dazai-Snow-White-the-most-beautiful-in-the-world-no-one-comparable-if-anyone-dare-touch-a-strand-of-my-hair-then-mother- will-behead-it Osamu...cough cough"

"You don't need to say at a strench, Akutagawa"

"Jinko shut up and let him sleep"

Dazai suddenly woke up from the noise, he looked at the people in front of him. In terms of height, they could be called dwarfs, except Kunikida was grimacing because he had to rearrange his work. The dwarfs compete to name each person by age: Ranpo, Yosano, Kunikida, Akutagawa, Atushi, Kenji and Kyouka.

"Ok, everyone, please give me something to eat!"

Kunikida was angry and wanted to get rid of Dazai immediately but was stopped by everyone. He screamed helplessly and in the end couldn't do anything so he sadly went to meet the deadline.

The Queen thought she had eaten Dazai's liver and lungs, so she was sure she was the only beautiful person in the world. She stood looking at herself in front of the mirror and asked:

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall; Yokohama, who can be as beautiful as me?"

Mirror Nikolai replied:

"Dear Queen,

Here you is absolutely beautiful,

But Dazai is infinitely more beautiful,

He lives under the mountains,

The home where seven detectives live together"

Shubisawa was startled, because she knew that Nikolai would never lie about this. Immediately thinking that the hunter had deceived her and that Snow White was still alive. Shibusawa sat and thought of a plan to kill Snow White. As long as she was not called the most beautiful person by the mirror, jealousy would make her lose sleep and eat.

Then she remembered the Chinese apple plan that had poisoned Fyodor, so she acted blankly, smeared her face, and disguised herself as an old saleswoman, making it difficult for anyone to see her. With such a shape, she crossed seven mountains to the seven children's home. Knock on doors and announce:

"Here are apples, do you want to eat apples? Just ¥50 and you'll have a pound of delicious apples"

"Hello old lady, what are you selling?"

Dazai fell from the tree. It seemed the rope was rotten and could not bear his weight. When Shibusawa saw that, her eyes lit up. She held out a juicy red apple that everyone who saw it wanted to bite into.

"Apples are ¥50 per kilo, do you want to buy them?"

"Are the apples dipped in poison?"

"Ah...No no, my apples are very clean"

"Nah, I don't buy..."

Dazai left. Shibusawa got angry and hit him on the head with an apple. Unexpectedly, his head bled and he lost consciousness.

"Help me, someone died!"

Shibusawa frightened by what she had done, stood calling for help for a while then suddenly realized that Dazai's death was her wish. Seeing that, she immediately stuffed the apple made in China into his mouth and ran away.

The 7 dwarfs came home and saw Dazai lying unconscious. They thought Dazai had successfully committed suicide, so they put him in the coffin. All 7 people sat around the coffin, crying for three days straight. Afterwards, they wanted to bury him, but saw that his body was still like a living person, and his beautiful cheeks were still rosy. They said to each other:

" Who want to bury a corpse like that in the black soil is evil!"

They ordered a transparent coffin made of glass, visible from all four sides. They placed him inside, asking Kenji to engrave Dazai Snow White Osamu's name in gold letters and adding that he was a princess. Then they carried the coffin and placed it on the mountain, taking turns guarding it. The animals also came to visit and cry. Dazai had been lying in the coffin for a long time, but his body was still intact, it looked like he was sleeping, because his skin was still white as snow, his lips were as red as blood, and his hair was still messy.

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At that time, there was a prince named Chuuya who got lost in the forest and came to the house of the seven dwarfs to ask for a place to stay for the night. The prince saw a glass coffin on the mountain. Dazai was lying in a coffin with golden letters engraved on it. After reading the words, the prince said:

"WTF! Who is this guy and why do you call him a princess?"

"Sorry Kenji is not good at spelling"

"It ruined my eyes...but that guy's skin is so white"

"He used cream...well, no, naturally white"

Chuuya was curious so he went closer to see, suddenly Dazai kicked the trunk door open and hugged the Prince. He was so surprised that before he could react, he pulled him closer and kissed those small lips.

"Finally, after many years of waiting, there is a beauty that pleases my eyes"

"F**k, Let me go!!!"

"Huh, this is a man..."

"I said get your hands off me!"

"You looks so petite (short) and cute, you don't waste my first kiss"

The 7 dwarfs were very happy, because Dazai relived and someone was willing to take him away, otherwise Kunikida would be miserable. Suddenly Yosano signaled that everyone should leave, giving the young lovers room to confide.

Dazai hugged Chuuya, he sat in his lap, making Dazai laugh. Although Chuuya did not accept it, when Dazai pulled into his neck and kissed him, he suddenly cooperated.

What happens after that, children should not know.

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Dazai put Chuuya's clothes back on and carried him onto the horse (because Chu was a bit short so climbing was difficult, also pain combo caused by Dazai), the two returned to Chuuya's castle. When the 7 children returned, this place had become a terrifying battlefield. Helpless, Kunikida screamed in anger and then fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

"Yosano-san, quickly give Kunikida-san first aid!"

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Shibusawa happily returned to the castle. She happily thought she had succeeded and immediately returned to her room and asked the magic mirror. Who would have thought that Nikolai would show her a scene of Dazai being happy with Chuuya. That's why she was so angry and broke the magic mirror.

"This is the N+1 time you've broken my mirror, old lady!"

"Who told you I'm an old woman, I'm under 30, I'm under 30"

"Why you don't said you are 29 years old!"

Shibusawa and Nikolai fought again, suddenly she was hit in the head with a broom from behind and went to heaven. It turned out to be the maid Sigma, probably because they both fought every day so he couldn't sleep, leading to a plan to send Shibusawa away.

"Hey broken mirror, either get out of here or I'll sell you!"

"Yes, I'll go now"

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Since then Dazai and Chuuya lived happily (six times a day) together, he loved this prince who he accidentally met very much. Every morning when Dazai wakes up, he will kiss those small lips dozens of times to remember the first time they met. Chuuya resisted a lot at first, but gradually he got used to it. Every time he was woken up by deep kisses, he would conveniently run his hand through that messy hair, feeling the warmth of that man.

The End

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"So the story is over...good night everyone"

Dazai looked at the kindergarten students in front of him. Everyone slept soundly, making him feel satisfied. Suddenly there was a slight tug on the pant leg, it turned out that Chuuya was sure this baby couldn't sleep, looking at his pale face you could understand, Dazai burst out laughing.

"Dazai-sensei...I want you to hug me, hug me like Snow White Dazai hugs Prince Chuuya"

Dazai smiled then picked up baby Chuuya and put him in his arms. He caressed the baby and stroked that long orange hair. Dazai feels so happy today.