Episode 4: Kicking Turbo Granny's ass
((Note: The Turbo Granny arc is near its end. Let’s do this!!))
Khiry, Momo, Okarun, & (Y/N) are now in front of the tunnel where Turbo Granny & the location-bound spirit are.
Momo: Okarun, you first.
Okarun: I believe it’s ladies first, actually.
Momo: But see, I’m so teary-eyed.
Okarun then looked at Momo.
Okarun: They’re bone dry.
Khiry & (Y/N) then sweat drop at the exchanged. They started to push Momo & Okarun in.
(Y/N): Let’s hurry up!
Khiry: We’re burning moonlights!
Momo & Okarun are shining their lights.
Momo: Hey! Okarun, you’re behind me!
Okarun: Argh, that’s not fair, Miss Ayase! Now you’re behind me!
Momo: Damn you!
Okarun: Wait! Hold on, stop it!
Momo & Okarun then received a slap behind the head.
Khiry: Stop holding us up & move!
Momo: Fine. So what were we going to do again when Turbo Granny shows up? Punch her?
Okarun: No! We’re luring her outside of Shono City to separate her from the location-bound spirit!
Khiry: That way, she will be weaken & we can defeat her.
(Y/N): I see.
Momo: But we defeated that giant alien already, so maybe we can defeat her, too?
Khiry: There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent, Momo.
Momo: I mean, she’s an old hag! After experiencing that huge, an old hag…
Momo then shine her light at a huge Turbo Granny's head.
Momo: So huge!
Okarun: Wh-What should we do, Miss Ayase?!
Momo: Calm down! You just mentioned it just now! We’re leaving Shono City, right? Let’s go!
Khiry: We’re trapped!
Momo, Okarun, & (Y/N) then looked at the tunnel they entered to see another huge Turbo Granny's head.
Momo: No way! Is this legit?
Okarun: She’s coming this way!
Momo: I’m borrowing this!
Momo then grabbed the four bats from the basket Okarun was carrying. She line them up horizontally.
Momo: I should be able to do it. Go!
She then sent the bats flying towards Turbo Granny, but Turbo Granny turn her eyes into mouths & ate the bats.
Momo: Her eyes are mouth! So gross!
Khiry: She’s taking “You eat with your eyes first” way too literally.
Okarun: Miss Ayase, please unleash the curse! Khiry & I will make something out of this!
Momo: Got it! Counting on the both you!
Okarun: Okay! I’ll do my best!
Both Khiry & Okarun then transformed into Yokai mode.
Okarun: Man, no good. I don’t think I can do it. I am utterly useless…
Khiry: You are not useless. We can work together.
(Y/N): Oh, right. Their personality changes.
Momo: We’ll cheer for the both of you so go do your best! Fight on!
Khiry & Okarun are walking towards Turbo Granny.
Okarun: We’ll be crushed to death from that pressure…
Okarun then transformed back to normal, surprisingly the three.
Momo: No way!
Okarun: Miss Ayase? What’s going on?
Momo: Why? I can’t see it! The power of the curse is gone?
Turbo Granny: I returned his weenie to him. The curse is no longer. What a surprise! I didn’t expect you to use the power of the curse to transform! But I won’t let you do it. You thieving pig! I won’t let you use my power!
Turbo Granny then open her mouth & blew air out.
Turbo Granny: I’m going to thoroughly chew & eat you up!
As Turbo Granny then tried to eat them, Khiry pushed Momo, Okarun & (Y/N) before being eaten by Turbo Granny. Momo is horrified.
Momo: Khiry!
Turbo Granny: So much for the “Yokai slayer.” Any last words?
Khiry: Pi-CHU!
This caused Turbo Granny’s teeth to break as Khiry is using Volt Tackle: Khiry turns into a ball of electricity that darts around at high speed, as both Turbo Grannies are being hit by it. Momo, Okarun, & (Y/N) stay down as Khiry sent an electric blast to both Turbo Grannies. This hurt Turbo Granny as Momo then sees Khiry hold his arm.
Momo: Khiry!
Momo then hugged Khiry, but then got off because he was cover in Turbo Granny’s mucus.
Turbo Granny: You… brats!
Momo then remembered what Seiko told her about Turbo Granny.
Momo: Are you that scared of losing in a race? Such brute force is so unfashionable. I mean, your name is Turbo Granny, right? There’s no you’d pass on a race to show off fast you can run. If you’re really Turbo…then challenge us with how fast you can run!
The huge Turbo Grannies head then turn back to her Turbo Granny self.
Turbo Granny: You… Who do you think you’re mouthing off to, huh? There’s no way I’d lose in a running match. Fine. I’ll accept your challenge. Besides, I can eat you four at any point. What are the rules? Where’s the finish line?
Momo: No finish line. We’re playing tag. If you catch us, you win. Simple, yeah? Count for ten minutes when you begin. We’ll make a run for it in the meantime. Those are the rules, so you absolutely have to adhere to them. If you don’t, the legend of Turbo Granny will just be a piece of crap.
Momo gave a thumb up behind her back to the boys.
Turbo Granny: Very well. I hate people who break the rules.
Momo: Then, let’s being! Run, boys!
The four of them then run away towards the tunnel.
Turbo Granny: One, two…
Momo: Amazing! I totally thought we were goners! Thanks, Khiry!
Okarun: Miss Ayase & Mr. Cleveland, are you a genius?
Turbo Granny: …four…
Momo: I know! But I shoulda provoked a bit harder! Ten minutes might be cutting it close!
Turbo Granny: Five minutes… Eight minutes…
Momo: Hold on! She’s counting weird!
Turbo Granny: Six minutes… Ten minutes.
The location-bound spirits’ hands then quickly reach Momo & wrapped her up.
Momo: Khiry…
The hands then turn into a cocoon.
Khiry/Okarun/(Y/N): Momo!/Miss Ayase!/Momo!
Turbo Granny: Her ten minutes have passed. Now I have to count one of your ten minutes.
Turbo Granny then pointed at (Y/N).
Turbo Granny: Forty… One minute…
Khiry: That’s cheating! Release Momo right now!
Turbo Granny: Fifty-six… Fifty-seven…
Okarun: Stop! That way of counting is absurd! You said you were going to adhere to the rules!
Turbo Granny: She didn’t specify how to count. Four minutes… Five minutes…
Okarun: Gimme a break! Stop counting!
Turbo Granny appeared behind (Y/N) He then turn around & did the unspeakable: He bit Turbo Granny’s teats. This causes Turbo Granny pains as both Khiry and Okarun are surprised.
Turbo Granny: Ouch! How dare you suckle my teat without permission?! Let go, you bastard! Brat!
(Y/N): You’re the one who told us! I’m not letting go!
Turbo Granny: Ouch! What the hell’s going on? I can’t muster my strength! Is it because of this outfit?! Or is it because if the boy?! Damn you! I have no choice! If I can’t possess you, I will repossessed that boy!
Turbo Granny then now repossession Okarun as (Y/N) fell on the floor.
Turbo Granny: What a hassle!
Turbo Granny then ripped the outer layer clothes off.
Turbo Granny: Damn brat! You aren’t connected to some sorcerer, are you?
Turbo Granny removed some of the clothing off of Okarun, then turn to Khiry.
Turbo Granny: Oh well. I’ll eat you three & end it all.
Turbo Granny then felt being crushed, causing Khiry to smirk.
Khiry: Surprised, Turbo Granny. Now, I know your next is “What is this feeling of being crushed inside a hand?”
Turbo Granny: What is this feeling of being crushed inside a hand?
Turbo Granny is shocked to know Khiry has told her the next line.
Khiry: Momo.
Momo: I can tell. Even if I can’t see, I can tell really well. Granny’s main form slipped in, so it’s crystal clear…by sense of touch!
Momo is now holding Turbo Granny’s aura without the need to use for her psychic powers.
Turbo Granny: Blast you!
Turbo Granny then jumped towards Momo, only for Khiry to use Thunder on Turbo Granny, shocking her. Turbo Granny then lost possession, causing Okarun. Khiry, Momo, & (Y/N) looked at Okarun, who then stand up. Khiry then punch the cocoon that Momo was trapped.
Okarun: You saved me, Miss Ayase!
(Y/N): Okarun, you didn’t feel shocked after Khiry’s attacks.
Turbo Granny: Damn it! Let me outta this brat!
Momo: I caught you, you scummy old hag! How should we torture you now…
???: Give her back. Give Granny back!
The wall busted as the Earthbound spirit shows up. The earthbound spirit took on the form of a giant freshwater crab. On the back of its shell were the faces of the girls who were previously murdered within the tunnel. On its belly side, the earthbound spirit had four rows of mouths with noses and two large eyes. This causes the three of the teens to looked at Khiry. Khiry then looked at them as Momo then pointed at the crab. Khiry then shake his head, knowing that he isn’t taking on something that big.
Turbo Granny: Location-bound spirit, kill them!
As time slow down due to Khiry’s speed, he grabbed Okarun & put him on his back, grabbed (Y/N) & put him on Okarun’s back, & carrying Momo bridal style. Then quickly exit the tunnel. Khiry then looked at the earthbound spirit as it is started to travel underground.
Khiry: Okarun! I need you to tag in as soon as I give you the signal.
Momo: Is that due to the incomplete transformation?
Khiry: Yep. My time limit usually be 5 minutes. Now, it’s 7 minutes. I need you guys to keep track, since I feel like I wasted 2 minutes. Now hold on tight. If it wanted fast, I’ll give it fast.
Momo, Okarun, & (Y/N): Got it.
Khiry easily run away from the earthbound spirit as it give chase. Khiry’s speed of sound is easily considering the earthbound spirit. (Y/N) is holding back Okarun’s curse. Momo is surprised.
Turbo Granny: Let go, you punks!
Momo: (Y/N), how are you doing that?
(Y/N): I don’t know!
Momo: Whatever you do, don’t let go!
Okarun: Mr. Cleveland, the corner!
Khiry then see the corner has a left turn as he did the awesome turn. And that grind on the rail of the outer turn. He then jump off & continue running.
Momo: That was totally wicked!
Khiry: It was an illegal left, by the way!
Khiry then quickly made it to the streets as he then stop in the middle of a three-way street.
Khiry: Did I lost it?
Momo: It’s here!
The Earthbound spirit drop by into where Khiry was standing as it destroyed the street. Khiry quickly hi-tail it out of there.
Momo: There’s a ton of faces on its back! Crap! There’s a lot of people here, too!
People: What’s that? He’s totally carrying all three of them. What dedication. So hilarious!
Momo: This is totally embarrassing! No way! Nobody else can see the crab?!
Khiry: Of course not! To then, we’re playing chicken!
Momo: I hope I don’t bump into any friends!
(Y/N): Khiry, you have three minutes left!
Khiry: Okay!
The Earthbound spirit is closing in on Khiry’s tails. Khiry then looked to see Health Land & head there. Khiry then entered the hotel.
Receptionist: Welcome. How many will it be?
Momo: Four!
The Earthbound spirit bust in as Khiry quickly head up to the second floor into a Men’s bathhouse, before deactivated his yokai form. The Earthbound spirit then bust through the wall & landed into the bath.
Men: An explosion! Run away!
Okarun: Hot! What is this place?
Khiry: The bathhouse.
Okarun: This is not good, Mr. Cleveland! Crabs thrive in waterfront!
Khiry: Crabs thrives in cold water. However, this is only hot. Momo!
Momo: Hell yeah!
Momo then uses her psychic powers to grab a pipe & break it, causing hot water to be pour on the Earthbound spirit, cooking as well as killing it.
Momo: When you boil crabs, the meat tightens up & gets plump, right? Tightening up means that the muscle fibers stiffen up, so maybe its movement will slow down.
The earthbound spirit lift its crab claw a bit, before turning red. Okarun then looked at it.
Okarun: It stopped!
Momo: Boiled! Now that it’s all red, it totally looks yummy!
(Y/N): Freaky!
Okarun: You were looking at it like that?
Khiry: All this running got me hungry. You don’t mind if I eat this?
Momo: Let’s just get out of here!
The four teenagers started to leave the hotel.
Momo: Straight down this road & we’ll escape Shono City.
Khiry: Hey, ain’t nobody out here.
(Y/N): He’s right.
The four teenager then see a horde of runners at a distance, heading towards them.
Momo: What’s that?
Khiry: They’re running towards us.
The runners are citizens under possession, due to Turbo Granny. This surprise them as they started run away.
Momo: What are those guys?!
Turbo Granny: Idiots! You won’t get away that easily! There’s a giant cemetery at the edge of Shono City! I just borrowed some help from the spirits already resting there. After all, Shono City is our territory!
Momo then tripped, but Khiry caught her before she fall onto the ground.
Okarun: Miss Ayase!
The earthbound spirit is back alive & crashed a building.
Turbo Granny: We’re not letting you leave Shono City!
They are now surrounded by the possessed & earthbound spirits.
Momo: Okarun, go full throttle. Khiry, keep pace.
Okarun: Huh? Is it all right? Even if I use it here, we won’t make it to the next city!
Khiry: Either that or we all die here. Remember, I only have 3 minutes! Trust us! Trust Momo!
Okarun then looked at (Y/N), who then nodded. Both Okarun & Khiry transformed into their Yokai form.
Okarun: Man, I’m so depressed.
Khiry: You are done for!
Okarun put (Y/N) on his back as he is still trapping Turbo Granny while Khiry carried Momo back to bridal style. Okarun form smoke from the mouth as Khiry’s body produce electric aura. Both of them then get ready. The bodies started to dogpile, only for Khiry’s lightning to hit the ones who tried to dog pile as they both hit full throttle. Khiry is leading as the lightning aura is pushing the crowd like a charging bull. They made in the middle of a big circle horde.
Okarun: Khiry-san, I can’t make this turn!
Khiry: Then do exactly as I do.
Khiry then deactivated his electric aura & quickly synchronize both his & Okarun’s nerve system to run at the same time. Then he constructed & solidify a path for them to get out of the horde as they are running in the air.
Okarun: Whoa.
Momo then smirked knowing where he got it. Khiry then looked at Momo.
Khiry: Don’t even think about it!
Momo: Oh, I’m thinking it.
The earthbound spirit jump in the way, but Khiry moved upward.
(Y/N): Two minutes!
Khiry then went over the building & then continued running. Khiry then heard the train & looked to his left. He then turn left & head to the train.
Momo: Hey! I gave you this idea! I deserve a loop!
Khiry: Time?
(Y/N): 1 minute!
Khiry then sighed & did a oval loop, jumped at the end, & grind on constructed rails. This made them to go fast while the sparks under Khiry goes so wild that his feet is on fire. They made it on the ground, skidding.
(Y/N): Time!
Both Khiry & Okarun transformed back to normal as they fall on the ground. Khiry is panting.
Okarun: I’m done for. I’m at my limit! My body is going to rip apart!
Khiry: My nerve system is randomly twitching my body!
Momo: Too wicked! I thought I was gonna puke out my organs! Boys, stand up! It’s only a little further!
(Y/N): We might have a bigger problem. I accidentally released Turbo Granny!
Turbo Granny appeared, kick Okarun, Khiry, & while Momo tried to defend herself with her psychic hand, it was too late as Turbo Granny kick her. The she kick (Y/N) to them.
Turbo Granny: I can’t forgive you for this l. You keep cheating. What I detest the most is your lack of respect for elders.
Momo: You really are an amazing senior. I’ve never seen an old person who can bully young folks this much. Mad respect for that.
Turbo Granny: Speak properly, you punk. I can see through your ploys to use modern words to fool the elderly. I really hate those words. I hate it. I hate shady brats like that. What a…
Turbo Granny then merged herself with the earthbound spirit.
Turbo Granny: Son of a bitch. All right, I’ll eat ya, so run away. You can leave Shono City real soon now. I’ll wait for to finish running. Ten minutes? Or 20 minutes?
Momo felt Khiry's hand squeeze hers lightly. She then looked at Khiry, who secretly gave a nod. She then hold up a finger.
Momo: Then I’ll take one second. My ability is to take anything…& grab it.
The bullet train show up as (Y/N) hold both Okarun & Momo while Momo grab on the bullet train & hop on.
Turbo Granny: Get back here!
Momo: Turbo Granny used to be called the Hundred Kilo Granny! The Takasaki Line's maximum speed is 120 kmph!
Turbo Granny climb on the rail & started to chase the train. She is closing in as the Takasaki Line is
Momo: She can’t catch up to us! You’re so slow! What a slowpoke! You’re nothing compared to us!
Turbo Granny: You’re dead meat!
The train is slowing due to the turn. Turbo Granny latch on.
Turbo Granny: You fool! Trains aren’t always going at full speed! They slow down at curves! But I can always run at 100 kmph.
Khiry: Your next line is “I’m not letting you get away!”
Turbo Granny: I’m not letting you get away!
Turbo Granny is shocked again.
Momo: Besides, that’s my line! Just like Grandma said, toy always take the bait if taunt ya. You’re already on board the rail of your defeat.
Near the end of Shono City on the track is Alina & Seiko with nails on the track.
Seiko: Yeah. Welcome to kamigoe City.
Momo is holding Turbo Granny with her psychic hands.
Turbo Granny: You rotten bastard pigs! Let go of me!
Momo: You were really fast, senior. It’s like you haven’t lived a long time for nothing. Nobody can win against you.
Turbo Granny is trying to exit, but a set of pink hands, coming from (Y/N) is holding her.
Momo: But in this race… I win.
The train passed the gate causing Turbo Granny & the earthbound spirit to exploded as the bodies of teenage girls disappeared into the sky. The train stopped at its stations as Khiry, who is now better, Momo, & (Y/N), who is carrying Okarun, got off the station. The ashes of the earthbound spirit is going into the wind as the train is heading to the next station. Okarun then wake up.
Okarun: Guys, where are we?!
(Y/N): Kamigoe City.
Okarun: Where’s the crab? And Turbo Granny?
Khiry: Destroyed.
The teens then waited to see Alina & Seiko. In the morning, they are in front of the Tunnel, praying for the souls.
Seiko: I really didn’t want to be rough like this. This is where girls around your age were violated, cut to pieces, & tossed away. They didn’t become evil spirits because they wanted to. We spirit mediums have long hunted Turbo Granny. Granny always showed up in places where spirits of girls met irrational deaths. Perhaps she went around consoling the spirits of the girls who couldn’t rest in peace. But the dead shouldn’t assault the living. That’s no good. We have to use force to send them to the other side. The same goes for the living. They should never do anything to mock the dead. Trample into their territory disrespectfully, & you can only blame yourself for your death. Those are the rules for the living & the dead to coexist.
Alina: I’m glad you were okay.
Time skip brought to you by Chibi earthbound spirit
Inside the Ayase Residence, the teens, Alina, & Seiko are enjoying crab as Alina brought some more.
Momo: Damn it, old hag! Don’t take all the big ones!
Momo & Seiko is playing Tug-of-war with a bowl of Boiled crab limbs. She grabbed the one hanging from Seiko’s mouth as Seiko is holding on it.
Momo: If you don’t give me this piece of crab, I’ll break your The Idiot Shogun DVDs!
Seiko: Try me! You do that & I’ll burn all your Ken Takakura merch!
Momo: You’re taking Mr. Ken as hostage?! You really aren’t human!
Seiko: You’re the one who took The Idiot Shogun hostage first!
(Y/N): Is it already like this?
Alina & Khiry then nodded.
Okarun: Um, I don’t have an appetite, so if you’d like…
Both Momo & Seiko then grabs Okarun’s crabs off his plate.
Momo: You have crab right in front of you but no appetite? What a loser.
Seiko: Monster.
Okarun: I’d totally be eating under normal circumstances! How can you eat crab right after experiencing what happened?
Seiko: Then what do you want to eat at what kind of time, you entities brat?
Okarun: I don’t want to talk anymore!
Seiko: You’re so whiny for a guy. Are you sure you have something down there?
Okarun: I do! Thank you for retrieving it for me!
Alina: Prove it.
Seiko: Show us.
Okarun: Huh?
Seiko: We’re telling you to show us that it’s actually there.
Okarun: Um… Are you stupid?
Alina then transformed into her yokai form. Okarun backed from the two mature woman as Seiko is posing as a crab with a crab limb in her mouth while Alina is floating in the air.
Okarun: Are you insane?! Miss Ayase, Mr. Cleveland, (Y/N), do something about this!
Momo is happily eating her crab limbs, Khiry then looked the other way, & (Y/N) is shaking his head. Okarun then run away.
Okarun: This family is insane!
Alina & Seiko gives chase to Okarun.
Seiko: Hold on, you!
After that disaster dinner, Khiry & Momo are seeing Okarun & (Y/N) about to leave with their bike.
Okarun: Thank you for everything.
(Y/N): We really appreciate it
Momo: It’s late so be careful.
Okarun: I think it’ll be safer than this house.
Khiry: I know how you feel, man.
Seiko: You’re not getting away next time.
Okarun: I’m never showing you.
Seiko: So chilly.
Seiko then went into the house.
Momo: Leave her be. She’s not serious about it.
Khiry: Yes, she is.
Momo: No, she isn’t. You weren’t eating crab & were pretty depressed, so I think she tried to cheer you up?
Khiry: No, she wanted proof that your balls are there.
(Y/N): I feel like Khiry told the truth.
Okarun: Well then, goodbye.
Momo: Yeah. Bye-bye.
Khiry: We will see you guys tomorrow.
Okarun & (Y/N) then decided to leave with their bikes. Okarun is started to be happy as (Y/N) is happy for him.
((DONE! THE TEENAGERS HAVE DEFEATED TURBO GRANNY. OKARUN’S CURSE IS GONE! IS HIS BALLS BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG? UNTIL THEN, STAY SHOCKING!))
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