Mom: JUST GET AWAY FROM THE TV SO WE CAN WATCH SHERLOCK OKAY

Me: YEAH

Older Brother: BUT GUYS IM WATCHING SOMETHING YOU CAN WATCH THAT LATER

Dad: *randomly walks up to me* FASTER THAN THE EYE *pokes neck*

Me: *squeaks*

Mom: JUST STEP AWAY FROM THE TV AND NO ONE GETS HURT

Older Brother: MOM JUST WATCH IT UPSTAIRS

Me: NO THIS IS OUR COUCH AND THE ONLY PLACE WE WILL WATCH SHERLOCK

Older Brother: IM JUST IGNORE YOU NOW

Sister: RETARDS

Younger Brother: DONT SAY THAT WORD YOU IDIOT

Dad: Everyone just calm dow-

Mom: I JUST WANNA FUCKING WATCH SHERLOCK

Me: GET AWAY FROM THE TV BEFORE I STAB YOU

Older Brother: JUST WAIT UNTIL MY SHOW IS OVER. THERE'S ONLY AN HOUR LEFT

Me: ARE YOU SERIO-

Dad: guys shush

Sister: YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING I JUST WANT TO WATCH PAW PATROL

Younger Brother: NO WE SHOULD WATCH SOMETHING ELSE

Me: *roars* I VOTE FOR SHERLOCK

Mom: SHERLOCK IS BAE

Me: mom did you just say bae

Older Brother: SHHHHH

Mom: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BREAK THAT TV

Dad: omg

Younger Sister: *runs into kitchen and grabs crackers and runs to room*

Me: MOM YOU JUST SAID BAE

And yeah, more weird stuff like that happen XD