Mom: go put on some clothes and take Buddy outside

Me: okie dokie *puts on pajama pants, combat boots, and flannel* I'm ready for war *calls for Buddy and walks towards door*

Mom: *follows* alright, I have to go to work so- why are you still in pajamas *opens door and walks outside*

Me: *skips after with Buddy following* these aren't just pajamas, these are clothes, and you said to put on clothes, so I did.

Mom: .-. *stops next to car and looks at* you look...

Me: FABULOUS *poses*

Mom: yeah, that's the word

Me: you don't think I look STUNNING? *struts around in circles*

Mom: oh my god

Me: *flips hair even though it's in a braid wtf* I REPEAT, FABULOUS

Mom: *laughs and gets in car and leaves the door open* seriously, go put some clothes on

Me: *glances at Buddy and back at mom* but I am wearing clothes x3

Mom: I give up *closes car door*

Me: *yells* BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF HOW STUNNING- *poses again* AND FABULOUS- *poses again* I AM *struts towards Buddy*

Mom: *stares out window and yells* oh my god

Me: CORRECTION, OH MY MISHA COLLINS

Mom: *laughs and drives off* 

Alright it's official: I'm insane