'LETS GET LENA'S HUMANITY BACK'

HOPE
don't ask why I made this
The group name says it all

WARREN
how on earth did u get my number?

HOPE
YOU TEXTED ON THE SAME GROUPCHAT AS ME GRANDPA!!

NORMA
why do I care about this?

LIZZIE
because she's your child?

NORMA
no that's not it

SIENNA
how do I fit into this?

HOPE
idk I just put u in here for fun

ETHAN
well I'm the only human in here
that's terrifying

HOPE
I'm a tribrid, your cool dad

SIENNA
still weird

STE
nah it's cute
Ethan's taking responsibility

WARREN
so we are just disregarding the fact hope actually has a family?

HOPE
I now have two dads
Not gay dads
Just two dads

ETHAN
god I'm so proud of this kid
SHE DEFEATED A LITERAL GOD

NORMA
Impressive

JOSIE
in all fairness she did have the super squad backing her up

LIZZIE
I almost died
But im alive so it's cool

MG
Lizzie, life is something short, instead of making your girlfriends humanity switch flip back live the rest if your days with me

HOPE
SIMP

ETHAN
SIMP
JINX

HOPE
OMG

SIENNA
even I think that guys going overboard...

MG
Lizzie, will you marry me?

LIZZIE
NO
TF?
Also I've been proposed to before IN A LITERAL MANSION WHILST LOOKING LIKE A DISNEY PRINCESS AND I SAID NO
SO ASKING ME ON TEXT WONT HELP

NORMA
poor lad, he just wants a pretty blonde
how attractive is he, if not that much we could set him up with that Peri character

JOSIE
yeah no he's ugly as hell

WARREN
What the hell is happening?

LIZZIE
ARENT WE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING LENAS HUMANITY BACK

SIENNA
Why don't we just like torture her, Norma's good at that

NORMA
thank you but I don't see no point, as a hybrid it will be harder to catch her

HOPE
SHES NOT A FUCKIN POKÉMON
POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

ETHAN
POKÉMON YEAH ITS MY DESTINYYYY

WARREN
NERDS

NORMA
what is a Pokémon?

STE
OMG
READ