Kitty: So What happened was, I was misbehaving in class, and my teacher got mad and called me up, wrote something down and stapled it to my chest, then I went home and my mom saw, it said 'Maybe if you showed your daughter more attention at home she wouldn't act a fool in school' and then my mom got mad, she said 'You tell him! To mind his damn business, before I come down there and beat his ass!' And I was like ok, you want me to say that or and then she said the same thing again, and I was like ok but do you want me to say it's like that or, and then she said 'Just fucking say that before I beat you' and I was like "Ok I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it..." and then the day came....

Kitty: Boy was I nervous, my friends were waiting at the back of the bus, and then they saw me, then they started yelling "Oh Kitty's on the bus!' And I was like  "Not today guys...I got something big, things are about to go down..." so I arrived at my class and then the teacher was saying good morning to everyone, and then I walked up to him and said "My mom had something to say about that note Mr..." and he was like "Oh really what was it?" 

Kitty: And so I took a deep breath and yelled "She said for you to mind your damn motherfucking business bitch!" "You little stupid ass bitch!" "2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is bitch!" And my friends were at the back screaming "OH HE DON'T KNOW WHAT 2+2 IS!"

Kitty: And then I got suspended, I got suspended, and my mom beat me and said "You were only meant to say two cuss words! You said 76!"

Everyone else except the Wonderlandians who knew about this cause they were the friends who were screaming: Holy fuck