"Metatron let my [Censored] sister go!" Hellfire angrily yelled as Metatron picked up Sastiel- who was knocked out- by the wings.

"YOU D-"

"Dog." Castiel interrupted Writer, as he picked up a snoozing Halo. Raphael took Sastiel away from Metatron in an attempt to calm down the ticked off Devil and whatever Hellfire was.

"Well I know you don't want to spoil, but come on!" Hellfire yelled to the Author who ignored the statement.

Writer chuckled as the angels left while they were distracted.
"COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE S-"
"Shoes!" Cas called and Raphael chuckled.

"Why are they taking them away?!" Hellfire asked Lucifer- who she was still ticked off at. Lucifer shrugged.

"Maybe because you killed Bobby Singer and they don't think that's a good influence." Lucifer said.

It took a second- in which writer gasped- for her to get it.
"I DID WHAT?! YOU BETTER BE [censored] LYING!" She yelled.

Lucifer shook his head and the two girls began saying multiple curse words under their breaths. He took them back to the mirror, and showed them-

How hellfire burned his heart from the inside while he was in hospital.

She spat out another curse before turning to him. She was still ticked off at him and had no clue where her sisters went. Not to mention, they were kinda in HELL!

Well this was turning out interesting..
Hellfire punched the bridge of her nose as Writer spoke.

"Explain everything. What are we and our sisters, how did we end up on earth and what the [censored] is going on!" Writer waved her hands in the air and glared at him.

"Maybe we should wait until god agrees"

"You never have before, why start now?"

"Point" he chuckled. "But it would be no fun to tell you until you all freak out."

Hellfire glared at him and picked him up by the collar with surprising strength.
"You will tell us or you will burn along with the rest of this place" she snarled

Lucifer chuckled again, completely unfazed. Writers tail whipped around her in expectation.

"It's all began when God decided to make a female Arch angel, that grew like a human.."

-OVER IN HEAVEN-

"Am I in heaven..?" Halo muttered sleepily, raising a hand to block the immense light that was shining in her eyes.

"Yes you are." Came Castiels voice and she smiled tiredly- before she realised what just happened and jolted awake.
Sastiel also woke up.

"If this is heaven- STILES WHERE ARE YOU?!" She yelled- since apparently dreams come true in heaven. [Just roll with it]

"Over here, with the fan fictions!" He yelled

"Holy Heaven Sastiel please tell me you aren't actually gonna-"

"STILES, AND WATTPAD?! I THINK IMMA GON FAINT!" She yelled as Halo grabbed her collar.

"Wrong universe, I'm not letting you break all the walls. The fourth wall being non existent is bad enough.." Halo murmured. She got those cartoon sad eyes and Halo face palmed.

The angels- which Halos she realised was the source of that bright light- chuckled at them. Sastiel gave a glare and Halo did as well. Though it was mainly aimed at Metatron.

What? He is a- what writer said.

"Castiel," Halo turned to the angel she knew best, who was wearing his trench coat and all. He tilted his head at he and she gave him a pleading look.

"Please tell us where Dean is-"

"And get me a kindle" Sastiel sniffles "and Stiles-"

"Wrong universe again" Halo cut her off. She sighed and turned back to As, who seemed conflicted. And just then, in a flurry of light, God appeared.

"CHUCK!" They yelled happily- I mean, who doesn't like chuck? Even the name is fun. Chuck chuck chuck chuck-

"The story Author?" Halo broke her off
Oh yeah, forgot about that.

"Before you go back to Dean, don't you wish to know why we brought you here?" He smiled

"Fanfic inspiration?" Sastiel shrugged

Chuck shook his head with a smile, and brought them back down to- not earth and not Hell, but some place in between.

And there was Hellfire and Writer.

"Hellfire!" Halo waved, running over and holding her arms out "Writer!"

They both looked at her, dodging the hug before looking away. Sastiel furrowed her brow in confusion

"What's up with you both?" Halo asked, getting up. Writers tail whipped around impatiently and Hellfire just glanced away.

God and the angels came down.
"I believe we can answer that" Castiel said

"It's seems that Lucifer told them before he was meant to." Micheal said calmly. Lucifer rolled his eyes.

"Told them what?" Sastiel asked, looking down and expecting to see her kindle. When she didn't she pouted childishly.

"The fact you guys are stuck up little mother-"

"Language!" Halo covered her ears "LA LA LA I CANT HEAR CHU"

"Childish much?" Lucifer said
"Sensitive much?" She retaliated
"Fight much?" Hellfire snapped

Halo looked at her- though Hellfire still refused to look at any of them.

"Well, tell us what's up," Sastiel broke of the argument by asking.

"Alright, I'll leave my angels to tell you. I trust they won't kill each other." Chuck spoke and left.

"Okay, this is a long story..."

"Back after the arch angels had been created- and the angels as well- and human kind came to be, God decided to make a female arch angel."

"The angels were confused as to what he meant, and why he wanted a female arch angel. But he explained that a female angel may understand
humans better. However lucifer- angered in his belief that this angel was to replace him, tried to take the angel away."

"But failed."

"So, still believing in humans weakness, he decided to create his own fallen angel. Only one thing, it wasn't a fallen angel. "

"It was a fallen devil."

"And-"

"SHUT IT ALL OF YOU!" Sastiel yelled cutting them off. Hellfire gave her a death glare and writer sighed. Shaking her head, Halo breathed out

"What is it now?"

"I just realised how Sam gets wifi everywhere" she put on the moose antlers sam gave her, and suddenly her phone- in which she had downloaded wattpad- got 4G

"The antlers double as an antenna, I AM THE PEGAMOOSE! #Pegamoose for life" she made a heart with her hands "and now I can get back to my fan fics. You all continue and tell me when the good stuff happens."

Halo laughed as they turned
"Okay continue" She said.

"I don't think we should, these angels are making me look evil!" Lucifer whined and pouted. Halo gave him a deadpan look.

"Do I look like I care? It's what we came here for" she said

"Don't be mean to Juicifer- I mean lucifer! Nope, I mean Juicifer" Writer chuckled. Hellfire said nothing.

"Just continue!" Halo said. But when she turned to face the angels..
Lucifer was holding an angel blade with corpses ready to stab them all.

"Holy hell, HOW'D YOU EVEN GET THE CORPSES HERE?!" Halo yelled waving her arms in the air as one sliced Sastiel's phone in half.

"That was a joke right? Right?! MY POOR FANFICS ARE SUFFERING. AND I CANT SCOLD YOU CAUSE YOUR A SENSITIVE SATAN!" Sastiel yelled

Lucifer rolled his eyes at the angry angel and grinned slightly evilly.

"It's time I told the story, the full, true story."

All the angels eyes widened, and Halo looked at them.
'So they weren't gonna tell us everything, who knew angels could be bad' [*cough* does anyone get the reference? *cough* no? *cough* I'll let you continue then]

"Well Lucifer, go ahead." Halo said, but not until after Sastiel got to fully mourn her lost fanfics.

"Alright, let's continue..."
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[A/N: *Laughs* you all didn't think I'd give the whole story away!
*dodges angel blades for a) the pic and b) leaving you all on the cliffhanger*
I'm an evil kitty >:3
Rawr
Oh and Hellfire... CastielChickenWing  ....
DON'T KILL ME I KNOW YOU LIKE BOBBY AND I DO TO!
Which is why I did it.
Evil kitty c:
Anyway, that's all I have to say!
Bye!
-Halo]