•Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there laughing too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you. (#340)

•How many scrolls does it take to reach the end of Tumblr?
-The world may never know! (#517)

•Changing the word you were going to use because you don't know how to spell it. (#36)

•That moment when you look up a song's lyrics and realize that you've been singing it wrong the whole time. (Lol so true post #682)

•*When my name's in a math problem*
Class: *stares at me*
Me: That's right bitches. I bought 60 watermelons. (#3475)

•When people criticize your obsession with fictional people.
Me: We shall have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited. (#663) (Totally me and my friends *cough* Katie *cough*)

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~Pheniox