Bro [Izuki Shun]

Izuki x Reader

Credits to @zouis_bros from twitter

PLEASE READ THIS NOTE BEFORE READING ONE-SHOT: this one-shot will be written in text form, not conversation form because you'd be seeing so many ellipses (...), trust me. But you're still talking to each other okay? If you don't like how I'll write this, then suit yourself. You'd be missing out though. Just sayin'.

Italics - meaning thoughts or actions

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Izuki: Oh, [F/N]-chan, your shoe laces are untied

Izuki: I'm going to tie it because I can't let you fall for anyone else

You:

Izuki:

You: bro.

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Izuki: Did you know that kissing is a language of love?

You:

Izuki: So mate how about a little conversation here, yeah?

You: bro.

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You: Brooo, I fucking love Superman, Batman, and Spiderman!

Izuki: Forget about them.

You:

Izuki: 'Cause I'll be your man.

You: bro.

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Izuki: I went to the doctor the other day.

You: Really, what happened Izuki? What did he say?

Izuki: He said I'm lacking Vitamin U.

You: bro.

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Izuki: Knock knock.

You: Ugh Izuki, I got no time-

Izuki:Knock knock, [F/N]-chan!

You:Sigh. Who's there?

Izuki: Izuki loves.

You: Izuki loves who?

Izuki: Izuki loves you.

You: ... that was smooth as fuck, bro.

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Izuki: Alphabets start with a, b, c.

Izuki: Numbers start with 1, 2, 3.

You: Okay.

Izuki: Can love start with you and me?

You: BRO.

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Izuki: Are you Google?

You: Are you crazy-

Izuki: Because I just found what I was searching for.

You: ... woah bro.

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Izuki: Can I have your picture, [F/N]-chan?

You: Why?

Izuki: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

You: ... bro.

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Izuki: You can fall from the sky, or the tree-

You: I fell from the womb

Izuki: but the best is to fall in love with me.

You: bro.

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Izuki: Are you a broom?

You: Are you enough a dick

Izuki: ... because you swept me off my feet (but bro that comment though)

You: bro.

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Izuki: Do you have your phone?

You: Why?

Izuki: Can I borrow it to call my mother and tell her I found my future wife?

You: bRO

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You: Mario is red, Sonic is blue,

Izuki: What

You: Press start to join and be my player 2

Izuki: ... nice one, bro.

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Izuki: I'm cute

You: You're not fuckin-

Izuki: and you're pretty. Together we'd be pretty cute.

You: ... bro.

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Izuki: Knock knock

You: No.

Izuki: Please babe

You: Babe, babe, babe, he called me babe omfg. Okay fine who's there?

Izuki: Olive

You: Olive who?

Izuki: Olive you

Izuki: walks out

You: ... bro.

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Izuki: If the stars would fall every time I think of you

Izuki: the sky would be empty

You: bro.

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Izuki: There's this thing called 'sideview'

Izuki: 'rearview'

Izuki: but most of all

Izuki: I 'loveview'

You: holy shet bro.

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Izuki: Do you like me?

You: No.

Izuki: frowns

You: You haven't asked me if I love you

Izuki: blushes. Do you love me?

You: No.

Izuki: bRO

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Izuki: I am no keyboard

Izuki: but you're my type.

You: I am no Facebook

You: but I like you.

Izuki: bro.

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You: If Izuki had his own basketball show, it would be entitled

You: DRAGON BALLS I-Z-ki

You: DO YOU GET IT HAHAHA

Izuki: Guess which balls you're going to get ;)

You:

Izuki:

You: BRO

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You: eating cookies

You: This is delicious

Izuki: You know what's more delicious

You: What

Izuki: You

You:

Izuki:

You: BRO OH MY GOD

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Izuki: Knock knock

You: Siiigh. Who's there?

Izuki: Tower

You: Tower who?

Izuki: EIFFEL FOR YOU OH! BABY LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME

You: bro...

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Izuki: I thought happiness starts with H??

You: It does, you little-

Izuki: Then why does my happiness start with U?

You:

Izuki:

You: Ugly starts with U too so

Izuki:

You:

Izuki: bro :'(

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Izuki: Excuse me, [F/N]-chan, I'm your boyfriend. Don't call me bro okay?

You: Okay

Izuki:

You:

Izuki:

You: ... ... ... bro ;-D

Izuki: tackles you but hugs you instantly

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I enjoyed typing this lol and again, credits to @zouis_bros from Twitter for these bro jokes lol

DOUBLE UPDATE YAY HAHAHA IM ON A ROLL

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~kirami

04/15/15