You: hey

Jacob: wow I wasn't the one to start a conversation for once

You: yeah

Jacob: so what's up?

You: I'm doing homework

Jacob: sounds like a lot of homework you're doing

You: it is

Jacob: sure...

You: i AM doing homework

Jacob: sure...

You: what's wrong with homework?

Jacob: you just don't seem like the type

You: you don't even know me

Jacob: true

Jacob: hello?

Jacob: seriously?

Jacob: bye then