Jacob: hey

You: hey

Jacob: so I have a question for you

You: okay... what is it?

Jacob: you have to promise to answer honestly

You: promise

Jacob: what's your name?

You: seriously?

Jacob: yeah I want to know

You: no

Jacob: yes

You: no

Jacob: yes

You: you really wanna know my name?

Jacob: yes!

You: fine

Jacob: really?

You: no

Jacob: pleaseeeee

You: fineeeee

Jacob: yay!

You: my name is...

Jacob: go on

You: ...

Jacob: what?

You: stop interrupting me

Jacob: okay I'll stop

You: my name is...

You: baby girl

Jacob: sure...

You: it is

Jacob: what's your real name? I promise I won't laugh if it's a bad one

You: it's baby girl

Jacob: ...