Gold the GolfGuy updated his status
Annnyone wanna play golf?!

Silver: count me in

Gold: •////• I'm going on a date with Silver!

Silver: count me out now.

Ash updated his status
All the girls who once loved me,like this comment.
100+ people liked this

Ash: Misty, Why didn't you like it?

Misty: because I still love you.

BrockTheRock asked Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny out.

Nurse_Joy: sorry but I'm 40 and you're a kid.

Officer_Jenny: ditto.

Pansy updated her status
Emoji time! 😁😁😁😁😁

Misty: 💔

May: 😉😋

Dawn:😡Ash is mine

Iris: 🐢

Serena:🐶

N updated his status
Hilda, wanna date me again?

Hilda: Nope.

N: please!

Hilda: I'm taken.

N: by?

Hilda: Cheren. Right babe?

Cheren: you bet!

N:💔

Hikaru updated his status
*sighs* This guy Teirno keeps telling me nonsense and won't leave me alone.

Teirno: I'm a dancer! Look at me! People call me fat!

Hikaru:...I'm speechless

Teirno tagged Hikaru in his status
Look, I just want a nice friend, for once. I'm lonely.

Hikaru: fine then.

Teirno: I'VE GOT THE SAME VOICE ACTOR AS YOU!

Hikaru: what!?

Cheren: me too.

DeathTheKid: symmetry!

Hikaru left the conversation

Natsu: hi....

Teirno: and you!

Natsu left the conversation too

Hikaru sent Natsu a friend request

Hikaru: you're not like those weirdos.

Natsu excepted his request.

DeathTheKid sent Hikaru&Kaoru a friend request.

DeathTheKid: You're both symmetrical! 😁

Hikaru&Kaoru:...

DeathTheKid updated his status
Watch my funny moments.

Hikaru: how about no?

DeathTheKid updated his status
My user name isnt symmetrical😢

Kaoru: please don't cry... I don't want to drown.

Peanutsfan1 joined Facebook
... I just read what Teirno put a while ago to Hikaru...

Hikaru: which one?

Peanutsfan1: the one when he said he was a dancer.... Teirno, are you upset about what everyone calls you?

Teirno: not at all!😁

DeathTheKid: Symmetrical emoji! 😁❤

DeathTheKid updated his status
The word Symmetrical... isn't symmetrical! 😢💔

Pansy: yes it is... the word symmetrical is the word symmetrical....

DeathTheKid: you don't understand!😢

Pansy updated her status
...why did I update this?

Gladion: the what? Chapter?
Fourth wall breaks
Peanutsfan1: there goes the fourth wall... Sorry readers
Fourth wall double breaks
Tamaki:This anime-!
Fourth wall collapses. It is trying to use word that isn't breaks.

Ash updated his status
I DON'T CARE- I SHIP IT!

Peanutsfan1: ship what!?

Ash: Twincest!

Hikaru:○-○

Kaoru:○-○

Ash: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!

Hikaru:I'm ok...Kaoru is my twin, weirdo.

Ash tagged Misty,May&Pansy in his status
Kiss kiss fall in love!

Pansy: LOOK! SOMEONE ELSE IS OBSESSED!

May added Ash to OHSHC chat

Ash: Hi!

Pansy: Let's add Peanutsfan1

Misty added Peanutsfan1

Pansy: Everyone has to answer these questions=

What is your favourite episode?

Peanutsfan1:NUMBER5-THE TWINS FIGHT!

Ash:NUMBER11-BIG BROTHER IS A PRINCE!

May:NUMBER13-HARUHI IN WONDERLAND!

Pansy:NUMBER16-OPERATION HIKARU AND HARUHI'S FIRST DATE!

Misty:NUMBER20-THE DOORS THE TWINS OPENED!

who is your favourite character?

Pansy:Hikaru

Misty:Haruhi

May:Honey

Ash:Haruhi

Peanutsfan1:The twins

What is all of there rose colours?

Ash:...

Pansy,Misty,May&Peanutsfan1:
Haruhi-red
Tamaki-white
Hikaru-lightBlue
Kaoru-Orange
Honey-Pink
Mori-DarkBlue
Kyoya-Purple
Renge-Gold/yellow
Neconziwa-black

Dawn updated her status
-Misty, Ash is mine. Pearlshipping all the way!

Misty: Dawn, give up.

Dawn: ASH DOES NOT LOVE YOU!

Misty: I know he doesn't. But he loves Haruhi.

Haruhi: But I don't love him-

Ash: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!

Pansy: Ash- don't change the sentence.

Ash updated his status
-Dawn, yes I will go out with you.
I ship Haruhi with someone else plus she doesn't love Me.

Dawn: ❤

Misty:💔

Gladion: Pearlshipping! Grab the popcorn!

Paul:💔my sweet 🌄

Pansy updated her status
How do I make this funny?

Peanutsfan1:just do. Make ships happen.

Pansy:Fine

Silver tagged Lyra in his status
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But all I need is you.

Lyra:❤I love you too!

Gold:wow. Silver adores flowers.

Serena:Ewww that is cheesy.

Red tagged Blue in his status
-that's what I like, I like about you!

Blue: you are like a normal type. Sometimes you are useless, but always adoreable.

Lillie: and why is everyone being cheesy?

Gladion updated his status
Moon, wanna go to the movies?

Moon: ok, snac.

Gladion: snac?!

Moon: hehe. Read if the Pokemon Characters Had Facebook 2 by @sylveon12

Gladion:*goes and reads it*

Cinderella updated her status
Hey.

Pansy: I THOUGHT I MADE IF THE POKEMON CHARACTERS HAD FACEBOOK! NOT IF THE PRINCESS HAD FACEBOOK!

CINDERELLA LEFT FACEBOOK

Renge tagged Pansy in her status

~Look Pansy, I'm confused.
You made If The Pokemon Characters Had Facebook but there is OHSHC characters, fairy tail characters etc.
So why don't you call it, If Anime Characters Had Facebook?

Pansy: depends what the readers think.
Well guys?

FourthWall: you guys hate me.

Ash updated his status
~Hey Babe ♡

Misty: hi

Ash: what you want?

Dawn: hey babe ♡

Paul: 💔

Paul updated his status
~Misty, can I talk to you for a second?

Misty: yeah sure

Paul: we both got rejected there

Misty: mmh

Paul: so, what's the plan?

Misty: what plan?

Paul: the plan to get our loved ones Back!

Misty: well....

Paul: don't say it

Misty: But he's happy, and I love him so much that I want him to be happy.
(I didn't say it I typed it) so your love for Dawn is fake.

Paul:*falls over* f-fake!

Bonnie updated her status

~TAKE CARE OF MY BROTHER!

Serena:HOW ABOUT NO!

Clemont: Bonnie your not 13, get off of Facebook.

Bonnie:HOW ABOUT NO!

Paul updated his status
~Misty I'm serious.

Misty: nothing new, you're always serious.

Paul updated his status
~MISTY! I MEAN IT!

Misty: I know you are mean.

Paul: 😠

Misty: look it's your favourite emoji!

Clemont tagged Serena in his status

~TEXT ME!

Serena: I HAVE FREEWILL!

Ash: good couples always have fights.

Misty: But then they make up

Ash: what do you know about being in a relationship Misty? I'm sure you've never been in one and the same in the future.

~Pikachu, Serena and 15others liked this

May updated her status
~IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME FOOD I'LL WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAiN!
Dawn, Misty and Paul liked this

Drew:here's Ramen...

May: I LOVE YOU!

Brendon: here's Ramen

May: where is it? LIAR!

N updated his status
~Hilda looks beautiful

Black: does she?

N: SHE'S WEARING A DRESS I MADE FOR HER!

Hilda: you sew? I thought you brought it! That makes it better

N: she's so precious

Gladion changed his name to Mr. Snac

Mr Snac updated his status
~I'm Moons snac!

Moon:♡

Hau: hi Moon, why are you on Gladion's account?

Moon: dang it. He noticed.

Mr. Snac: Moon, you're dead.

Moon: NOOOOOO SNAC! DON'T MAKE A MURDER-SQUAD!

Mr. Snac: what a good idea.

Gold updated his status
~Pretty girl, kiss me.

Lyra: I'm Silver's girl, not yours.

Pansy tagged Hilda and N in her status
~Guys, I thought you were over?

Hilda: oh...yeah. BYE N!

N: NO! I HATE YOU PANSY!

Pansy: good.

Hilda updated her status
~LEAVE ME ALONE N!

N: NO!

Hilda: THEN I'LL LEAVE YOU THEN!

N: HILDA STOP THAT PLANE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!

Hilda: *zips mouth*

Hilda changed her name to White

White updated her status
~Kanto is beautiful! Look at my Squirtle! *uploads picture*

N: that's lovely...who are you, White

Misty: nice. Come visit my gym!

White: Ok!

N updated his status
-I can't find Hilda anywhere on Facebook. SHE'S LEFT!

Black: stupid Idiot.

Mr. Snac: use common sense.

Mr. Snac changed his name to Gladion

Gladion: Moon, I'm going on holiday.

Moon: can I Come?

Gladion: do you want to visit all the region's?

Moon: yep!

Ash updated his status
•Gladion invite me•

Gladion: nope. You've already been to all of them.

People going on trip so far:

Misty&Gary
Silver&Lyra
May&Brendan
Dawn&Lucas
White
Serena
Gladion&Moon

If you want to come, ask Gladion

Ash: please!

Gladion: NO

In Kanto the boys are staying with Gary and the girls are staying with Misty

Ash: NO FAIR!

Delia updated her status
ASH! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!

Ash:TO JOHTO!

Delia:WHY?!

All the people on the trip +Ash arrived at Johto.

Silver: WELCOME

Lyra: TO

Silver&Lyra:JOHTO!

Pansy updated her status
Why is Dawn And Paul having a Roast war?

Paul: YOUR HAIR IS UGLY!

Dawn: SAYS YOUR FACE!

Paul: I HATE YOUR GUTS!

Dawn: DITTO!

Paul: WELL I'M  AMAZING!

Dawn: *laughs* EVEN ASH IS BETTER THAN YOU!

Paul: *defeated*

Ash: who knew Paul was so weak?

Pansy: wow. Damn

Paul updated his status
Dawn please fall in love with me again. I'll sing a song.

Dawn: sing then

Paul: Really? Ok then. This is purrfect by Ed Sheeran

I found the love paw me
Baby just dive right in, follow that mouse
I found the one beautiful And sweet
I never knew you were the someone wait for cheese
...

Dawn: I'm not a cat

Paul:...Dawn-

Dawn:I'm a human

Paul: will you-

Dawn: a perfectly good human

Paul: go out-

Dawn: a human that doesn't need you

Paul logged off of Facebook

Zoe: get burnt baby. BURNNNNN

Clemont updated his status
Serena text me

Serena: seriously! This again

Clemont: TEXT ME OR I'LL DATE MIETTE

Serena: I'm very happy with you dating Miette. To be honest I couldn't care less.

Dawn updated her status
•Inserts pic•
What ya think?
-Ash, Paul and 3more liked this

Ash: you look beautiful as always darling.

Paul: 😶so pretty.

Gary:❤❤❤❤

Ash: BACK OFF PAUL AND GARY!

Paul: yeah Gary I thought you were with Melody

Gary: oh yeah
......
Gtg!

Gary logged off of Facebook

Melody: your going to die!

Melody logged off of Facebook

Ash: wow.

Melody joined Facebook

Melody: I'll just dump him

Miette updated her status
-well Clemont you gonna ask me?

I look cute don't I?

Clemont: honestly, no

Miette: NO FAIR.  

NO FAIR AT ALL

Clemont: shut up.

Clemont blocked Miette.

Viktor joined Facebook
Yuri joined Facebook
Yurio joined Facebook.

Viktor updated his status
☆Hello fans!☆

Viktor: hello?

Viktor: COMMENT HERE IF YOU ARE MY FAN

Viktor: hi?

Viktor: fans?

Viktor:😭I have no fans
Everyone liked this

Karma joined Facebook
Nagisa joined Facebook

Karma tagged Nagisa in his status
-Such a pretty girl

Nagisa: thank you

Karma:...update your status.

Nagisa updated her status
Hi?

Karma: *gAsPs* it says her!

Nagisa: *sighs* I'M A BOY

Karma: YOU ARE A GIRL!

Nagisa: GUY! Karma did you hack my Facebook?

Karma: No. I'm at home. Not with your phone GIRL.

Rio Nakamura joined Facebook

Rio: definatley a girl.

Nagisa: AM NOT

Rio: ARE TOO

Pansy: HELLO

Nagisa:....

Karma:....

Rio:....HEWO

Koro-sensei joined Facebook

Karma: WTH! I thought he died!!!!

Nagisa:😲

Rio: Nagisa did you un-kill him?

Koro-sensei: RIO! We all know that Nagisa hates that subject! Poor Nagi_girl

Nagisa:NOT YOU TOO! 😠😭
How? How r u here?

Koro-sensei:the power of me.

All the rest of 3-e joined.

Nagisa:oh great. Just perfect

Yurio:No! Purrfect.

Chiba updated his status
Respect

Hayami: respect

Karma:when did they become the Otp?

Kayano: this is Koro Q?!

Pansy updated her status
-READERS! Please say you have an idea?!-

Renge: yes - please comment. (Nothing rude or inappropriate)

Ash updated his sorrowful status
▪Dawn. I need to have a strong word with you▪

Dawn: k!

Ash: look, I love you loads. Loads and loads. And I'm so sorry to break this to you. We are over.

Dawn: why?

Ash: it's been fun. I've enjoyed it very much. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm sorry.

Dawn: please say someone broke into your account!

Ash: No it's me. Ash Ketchum. Look Dawn! You don't understand!

Dawn: you are right! I don't!

Dawn left the conversation.

Ash: Dawnie!

Paul updated his status
MISTY DID YOU SEE THAT!!! I'M SO HAPPY!

Misty:  You are so evil. That's what you are.
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Word count: 2000

Pearlshipping over(sorry Pearl fans) but I never said it's over forever!

Who knows what ships will happen. I don't either.

This chapter has been in my drafts for ages now.

But I did just finish it.

Sorry I've been updating less.

Bye!
-Pansy :3