Gary updated his status
.... I'm bored

Ash: OH well I don't care

Misty: Good for you

Gary: .... I'm still bored

Lyra: WANT TO LOOK AT MY PRECIOUS METAL FANART!?

Gary: YES! now that is a true friend

Misty: are you bored anymore?

Gary: nope

N updated his status
WHEN IS THE MOVIE GOING2 START!

Hilda: in 3min

Rosa: NOW look who is very correct

Hilda: hehe

N: what is the movie?

Hilda: *facepalms* YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO SEE THE MOVIE!

N: OH YEAH!

Hilda: finally you remember!

N: YEP! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO YOU! BYEEEEEEEEE!

Clemont updated his status
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!
GEEKCHICSHIPPING IS CANNNNON!
READ THIS LETTER:

Dear Clemont,

I understand that you are very upset and heartbroken and I've decided to go out with you.

Love
Serena <3

I'M SO HAPPY!

Hau: YAY! WELL DONE DUDE!

Gold: congrats

Paul: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOUR SO DUMB!

Clemont: AT LEAST I HAVE A GIRL FRIEND!

Serena: Clemont ... wanna go out on our first and last date!?

Clemont: OK! Where Xxxx <3

Serena: the park

Clemont: xxx xxx love you xxx xxx

Serena: <3

Platinum updated her status
I've started to get... a weird feeling inside of me, for Diamond

Dawn: the feeling is called love.

Serena: send him a message (that isn't cheesy) explaining your feelings.

May: INCLUDE FOOD IN THE MESSAGE!

Misty: don't act all needy.

Lillie: ADD XXX' S AND A <3

Iris: make him feel sorry for you. Boys feel sorry for girls who are sad.

Platinum: OK... I'm ready!

Platinum tagged Diamond in her status
Dia, I have something to confess,you see... I love you.
I know you probably l-love Pearl and I understand that.
Because, why would you love me?, I'm just rubbish.
If you say yes, our first date will be at a cake shop.

Love,
Platinum xxx xxx <3

Diamond: You... really love me?

Platinum: Yes I do Dia

Diamond: WELL GUESS WHAT! I LOVE YOU TOO! XXX XXX

Platinum: omg... I'm so happy! ❤

Pearl sadly updated his status
They are a couple now...
I LOVE PLATINUM! HOW DARE YOU STEAL HER DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barry: ,(●-●,)

Pearl: ●◇●

Ash changed his name to Ashy boy

Ashy boy updated his status
I SMELL

Gary: You always SMELL

Ashy boy: do i?

Gary: well earlier you said you never have baths

Ashy boy: and?

Gary: and you never use a toothbrush

Ashy boy: I have a shower! And I use an electric toothbrush!!!

Gary:•~•

Serena updated her status
THAT WAS HELL

Clemont: ...... Serena?

Serena: Yeah?

Clemont tagged Serena in his
status
Serena I'm dumping you.
You're not the same person that you used to be.

Serena: wait what!

Clemont: I thought that you did not love me anyway

Serena updated her status
I just fell in love with you, Clemont.
Then you dumped me....
Why oh why?

Dawn: So sad!

Misty: Clemont! Do not break my best friend's heart!

May: Serena, you deserve way better! He is a jerk!

Ash: that is your fault

Serena: why?

Ash: cause you changed. cause you fell in love with him.

Serena: FEELINGS JUST COME! YOU DON'T CHOOSE THEM!!!!!

Ash updated his status
Who loves Me?

Serena: I SWEAR YOU ASK THAT NEARLY EVERY DAY!

Misty: la la la. La la la, la la la la la.
La la la, la la la la, la la la la la, LA!

May: ... ... ...
.............. .

Dawn: ... ... ... .. .....

Iris: .......

Serena: ... ..... ..

Ash: ???? ??? ??? ??????¿

Lillie: what are you all saying!

Mallow tagged Lillie in her status

Misty: Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingle All The Way

May: ^ (the same as Misty)

Dawn: Ash you are an idiot

Iris: Dragons

Serena: you annoy me

Ash: what are you saying?

You: .... ... ... ... ......?

Lillie: what ever.

Mallow: just teaching you some lessons. You are way behind in life.

Lillie: NOT EVERYONE KNOWS DOT LANGUAGE!

Mallow: I know, but everyone knows-

Lillie: SHUT UP! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY-. FORGET IT!

Misty updated her status
...... .... .. .... .. ..... ... .....?

Serena: ....! ... ... .....! .... ....?

Misty: ...

Serena: ..

Dawn: ... . ....?

Misty&Serena: ....!

Pansy updated her status
Guys, can you teach me dot LANGUAGE?

May: sure. So what words?

Pansy: Ouran High school host club
Pokemon
Your Name

May: OHSHC= ..... .... ...... .... ....
Pokemon= .......
Your Name: .... ....
MitsuhaXTaki: .......X....

Pansy: thx

May: no problem

Serena updated her status
I've got another letter from Clemy

Dear Serena Yvonne,

Still heartbroken? 💔
I hope you are!
You deserve it. Feel the pain.

And Me?
Well I got myself a hot chic! 

Wanna know who????????????????

I would date you, OVER MY-

CLEMONT

Ì'M ģòìñģ ťò ŕèPĺý

Misty: oh arec-

May: DON'T POKESWEAR!

Clemont updated his status
Gotta Letter from Serena

Dear Clemy,

Yes I am heartbroken.💔
But that doesn't stop me trying.
I will steal your heart ❤ once again.

Come to my showcase today, and bring your new hot chic.

... .... .... ... ... .... ...!!!!! .. .. ..!!!! >:)

From Your
SERE! ❤❤❤❤

P.S. SEND YOUR NEXT LETTER IN SYMBOL LANGUAGE! I WILL2!

Hmmmm. I love her showcases.

Hau: go for it man!

Ash:...'.!= don't!

Clemont: WHY!?

Ash: cause. She is mine

Misty: Ash... why!?

May: Yeah... Ash you love Mist.

Ash: I know.

M&M: ?

Serena updated her status
I got another letter from my Clemy!

Dear Sere,

I'll come to your 🏩(showcase)
I'll also bring my new🔥🐤

❤
Clemont

Heart = Love! Eeeek!!!!!

Lyra: you are dead.

Serena: What?

Lyra: HE'S BRING HIS NEW GIRL.

Serena: and?

Lyra: DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS?

Serena: NO.

Lyra: Laserbladeshippibg.

Serena: oh Areceus. We were really good friends.

Lyra: I told you, you're dead.

Clemont tagged Serena in his status

You look beautiful dear.
Oh Arec- Korriana saw what I am typing!

She said that she wants to join Facebook-

Phew she went to the toilet.

Serena, I love you.

You look wonderful, Your Pokemon are beautiful.

But if you added all of their beautifulness, yours will still be better-

She is back. Talk to you later!

Hau: dude. That is so cheesy! 😂 XD

Ash: XD I agree with Hau

Hau: + WE didn't want to know about her going2 the t-

Korrina joined Facebook.

Korrina: ARE YOU CHEATING ON MY CLEMY!?

Clemont: NNNNNNN-NO

K0rrina: YOU ARE LYING.

K0rrina tagged Serena in her status

YOU ARE DEAD.
BREAK A LEG!

Serena: it's not my fault he loves me. I can't control his emotions.

K0rrina: I'm sorry. Please don't say Yes!

Serena: I'll see.

K0rrina: PLEASE! SERENA! CLEMY MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!

Serena: fine.

Serena updated her status
Welp. Geekchicshipping is over.
I felt sorry for K0rrina so I'm going2 reject him.

Dawn: who do you like?

Serena: a girl...

Dawn: called?!

Serena: something... that means Sunrise.

Misty: Dawn

Dawn: Yeah?

Misty: Serena loves you.

Dawn: ...

Paul: NO! DAWN IS MINE!

Dawn: NO I'M NOT! I'M SERENA'S 4EVER!

Clemont updated his status
Serena, will you go out with ME?

Serena: NO, I love Dawn

Dawn: 😜

Clemont: BUT DAWN IS A GIR-

Pansy: wait? Are you saying girls/boys have to be with boys/girls?

Clemont: yes

Pansy:....

Pansy unfollowed Clemont

Ash his his status

I like stars. But not as much as I love you

Hau: who are you talking 2?

Ash: guess

Hau: dude, there is millions of people in the world, how do I guess?

Ash: I just met them. It's a dude though.

Misty: what happened to me...

May: and me.

Ash: well I like a guy now

Gary: me?!

Ash: No.

Haruhi joined FaceBook
Tamaki joined Facebook
Honey joined FaceBook
Mori joined FaceBook
Hikaru joined FaceBook
Kaoru joined FaceBook
Kyoya joined FaceBook
Renge joined FaceBook

Ash: hey

Ash tagged Haruhi in his status

Look, I've got to confess, I know we just met but...
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Haruhi: yeah, we did just meet.

Ash: well!?

Haruhi: Sorry, I don't return your feelings. I like someone else, also you don't even know my true gender.........

Ash: yes I do. You are a dude.

Tamaki: LEAVE MY LITTLE GIRL ALONE YOU PER-

Hikaru: says the perv.

Kaoru: and she's not your girl.

Honey: she's Ranka's girl.

Haruhi: and I'm not little. I'm 15

Mori: .... ..!

Hope you enjoyed the chapter.
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