N has tagged Silver and Gladion in his status- Can you come over?

Comments:

Silver: Even me? Wow who died

Gladion: Oh god don't tell me Hilda died

N: What?

N: No...she's not dead

Lyra: Damn

Lyra: I mean

Lyra: Oh no what's wrong?

N: She says she feels sick

Silver: Gross I don't wanna catch it

N: I promise you will not catch it

Gladion: Why do you want us over?

N: She likes when you two sing to her

N: Could you please come over and do that?

Gladion: I guess

Silver: I won't get sick?

N: Unless you plan on having a uterus I promise you will not

Silver: ...

Silver: Oh

N: Yeah

Silver: Ugh now I have to find my guitar

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Gladion has updated his status- Hilda cried

Comments:

Hilda: SHUT UP I HATE YOU

Silver: ...

Gladion: ...

N: ...

Hilda: I'm just kidding I love you, Gladion!

Gladion: I love you too-

Hilda: -DON'T TELL PEOPLE I CRIED EVER AGAIN

Silver: Bruh why are you acting like this

Gladion: You never get like this on your...ya know

Hilda: Who said I was on my period?

Silver: N did

N: I did not say that

Gladion: But...

Silver: You said...uterus so I thought...

Hilda: ...

N: ...

Hilda: Surprise!

Gladion: Surprise what

Moon: Oh my god they're idiots

Arceus: Wait what's happening

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Hilda has updated her status- Thanks for singing, Uncle Silver and Uncle Gladion

Comments:

Silver: Shut up

Gladion: SHUT UP

Hilda: No

Silver: Wait you're serious? Like...it's for real this time?

Hilda: Yeah

Silver: ...

Silver: AND EVERYONE KNEW BUT US?

Cheren: Yup

Lyra: Yeah

Hilbert: Y'all really didn't know, huh?

Silver: N O

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Gladion has updated his status- Silver's crying

Comments:

Silver: I AM NOT CRYING

Silver: THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY EYES

Gladion: Yeah- tears

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in his status- N and Hilda did the sin???

Comments:

Sylveon: They've been doing it for years!

Arceus: But Hilda always says-

Sylveon: Well Hilda's a liar

N: You did not know? She screams, "Oh god" like every five seconds

Silver: Ew

Gladion: Gross

Hilda: ...

Hilda: I'M GONNA SMACK YOU, N

N: Not so hard this time, dear

Arceus: I allow you onto my friends list and this is how you all repay me? With SIN???

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Sylveon has updated her status- Arceus!

Comments:

Arceus: Oh god this is how it ends

Sylveon: I love you!

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Who are you and what have you done with my wife

Sylveon: You're so cute! I love you so much!

Arceus: ...

Sylveon: We should make another god! That could be fun! You're so handsome!

Arceus: Oh I see

Arceus: YOU WANT ME TO SIN!

Sylveon: No! I just want to love you~

Arceus: Gross

Anybody: She's been drinking

Arceus: How do you know?

Anybody: Well the empty vodka bottles in the recycling bin was my first clue

Arceus: And what was your second?

Anybody: The fact that she told you she loved you without hurling

Arceus: Well that's hard evidence

Sylveon: Can't I just love you? Do I have to be drunk to tell you that?

Somebody: Mother, you're on the floor

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Okay yeah I might be drunk

Nobody: ...Did God just say "Oh god"?

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Raihan has tagged Piers in his status- Piers...we need to talk

Comments:

Piers: About what

Raihan: Did you

Raihan: Or did you not

Raihan: Spend the night with Leon

Piers: We were just hanging out-

Raihan: -ANSWER THE QUESTION

Piers: YA KNOW WHAT

Piers: I DID

Piers: WE CUDDLED TOO

Leon: Homie cuddles!

Piers: No

Piers: Gay cuddles

Raihan: ...

Raihan: I'd murder you if Gloria wouldn't immediately murder me afterwards

Gloria: Damn right