Hilda has tagged N in her status- If I do not eat vast amounts of mashed potatoes today I WILL cry

Comments:

N: I promise you will get vast amounts of mashed potatoes

Hilda: Good

Moon: Aww the baby wants potatoes

Hilda: ...

Hilda: The baby?

Hilda: Oh MY baby!

Hilda: Nah he doesn't like potatoes but I LOVE them

Silver: Wdym he doesn't like them

N: She throws them up every time

Hilda: I'm asserting my dominance as his mother by eating more

Silver: Sounds like you should stop eating potatoes

Hilda: Don't tell me how to live my life

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Hilda has updated her status- N is crying

Comments:

Silver: What else is new

N: F**k you

Silver: :0

Gladion: :0

Moon: :0

Lyra: :0

Hilda: Where did you learn that word?

N: You?

Hilda: WHEN

N: I don't think we should discuss our personal time in front of our friends

Silver: GROSS

Gladion: CHANGE THE SUBJECT

Moon: Why was N crying?

N: The baby kicked! :D

Lyra: Oh wow!

Moon: That's so exciting!

Hilda: He's playing soccer with my stomach

Marnie: Football

Hilda: Gladion tell your kid to go away

Gladion: No

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Ash has updated his status- Dear God...please...just let me have one good day...

Comments:

Arceus:

Officer Jenny: *narrows eyes*

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Bede has tagged Gloria in his status- GLORIA HELP

Comments:

Gloria: Aight which body are we burying

Somebody: I don't like what you're implying here

Bede: ...

Bede: N o

Gloria: Oh

Gloria: What then

Bede: ...Hop is wearing a tank top

Gloria: Oh my god somebody call the queen- Bede's boyfriend is wearing a tank top

Leon: You're the queen now hoe

Gloria: Nah that's Hilda

N: I get it...

Bede: Help other people are looking at him

Gloria: Kill them

Hilda: I like her

Bede: Gloriaaa

Gloria: Hop Bede wants you to put some sleeves on

Hop: But he likes my arms

Bede: So do other people!

Hop: But I'm not doing it for them, I'm doing it for you

Bede: ...

Bede: Take the whole thing off

Hop: My shirt?

Bede: Sure that too

Hop: He wants me to take off my hat

Bede: TAKE IT OFF

Hop: NO

Bede: YOU STOLE IT FROM GLORIA

Hop: SO???

Gloria: I thought my head felt naked...

(A/N. Happy turkey day American friends! I know this is short but I forgot to write more whoops

So uh

K thx bai!)