(A/N. Sorry that this chapter is terrible.

So uh

K thx bai!

And thanks

For everything <3)

~Arceus has started a group chat with Nobody, Everybody, and three others~

Nobody: What

Arceus: I need your help

Fire God: OF COURSE YOU DO

Bulbasaur/Turtwig: Even me...?

Arceus: Yes

Fire Goddess: What is it Arceus?

Arceus: We need to get Sylveon back!

Fire Goddess: Why do you even care so much about her? She hates you!

Arceus: ...

Nobody: Stockholm Syndrome

Arceus: Shush

Fire Goddess: We can't do anything- Anybody is far more powerful than any of us

Bulbasaur/Turtwig: Well...What about Everybody?

Everybody: I tried to get Mommy back...but...Anybody is so scary!

Arceus: So uh

Arceus: Help

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Nobody has tagged Anybody in his status- Are you sure you don't wanna let Mom go?

Comments:

Anybody: She's not even your f**king mom

Nobody: ...

Nobody: Okay guess not

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Anybody has updated her status- You can't stop me- nobody can stop me!

Comments:

Nobody: You're right- nobody can

Nobody: But Somebody can

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Somebody has tagged Anybody in his status- Hello brother!

Comments:

Anybody: And how exactly do you think you're going to stop me?

Somebody: Like this

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Somebody has tagged Officer Jenny in his status- ANYBODY HAS KERMIT MEMES

Comments:

Officer Jenny: GASP

Anybody: What

Officer Jenny: ILLEGAL MEMES

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~Anybody has been terminated from Facebook~

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Sylveon has updated her status- Yo

Comments:

Arceus: YOU'RE BAAAAACK!!! <3

Sylveon: Uh huh

Everybody: MOMMY!!!

Nobody: Mom!

Fire God: MOTHER

Fire Goddess: Mother!!!

Bulbasaur/Turtwig: Mom!!!

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Ew you all love me

Arceus: Yeah <3

Sylveon: Ew

Sylveon: Love

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Hilda has updated her status- I wanna die

Comments:

Lyra: Do it

Lyra: Hoe

Gold: Yes

Gold: Do it

Sylveon: Um

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Hilbert has updated his status- Okay I showed N Pyroar King 2 AND Tarzan and he's still crying about Hilda

Comments:

Brendan: Maybe it's because Disney sucks

Hilbert: YOU SUCK

Brendan: YEAH I KNOW WE DATED, REMEMBER?

Sylveon: Yikes

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Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- I can't leave you alone, can I?

Comments:

Arceus: To be fair

Arceus: You were kidnapped

Sylveon: Fair enough

Sylveon: Remember when you used to run this book all by yourself without the rest of the gods

Arceus: Yes?

Sylveon: Maybe you should've done that

Arceus: Maybe

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Somebody has tagged Sylveon in his status- Hey!

Comments:

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Who are you

Arceus: Um

Dr. Oak: A combination of all the gods!

Sylveon: ...Great...

Sylveon: So what's your gimmick then

Somebody: I determine what memes are legal and which ones are illegal

Sylveon: *looks into camera like I'm on The Office*

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Can you fix the timeline, then?

Comments:

Sylveon: Uh

Sylveon: No

Arceus: What?

Sylveon: Ask Dialga, idiot

Sylveon: I'm a f**king fairy fox

Sylveon: Dumba$$

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- If Hilda's baby is yours, you are so dead

Comments:

Silver: Looks like I'm gonna live because Hilda and I are JUST FRIENDS

Arceus: AHHHHHH

Silver: ...

Lyra: ...

Lyra: What

Arceus: Nothing I'm just glad you're back

Lyra: ...

Silver: ...

Silver: What

Lyra: Where did we go

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Look, Honey, if we are gonna work, you have to trust me! Silver and I are nothing more than friends! Can you trust me?

Comments:

N: ...

N: Yes

Hilda: YAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

N: I LOVE YOU TOO

Hilda: LET'S MAKE A PILLOW FORT

N: Can we watch Disney

Hilda: Yes

N: Can I eat grass

Hilda: No

N: Dangit

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~Bulbasaur/Turtwig has logged off~

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- Babe you mean so much to me- I would never throw that away. I love you, Pigtails. Can we move past this?

Comments:

Lyra: Ugh

Lyra: Fine

Lyra: BUT I GET TO STEAL ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES

Silver: Okay do it you look cute in them anyway

Gold: Pft

Gold: I would look cuter

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Serena has tagged Clemont her status- Thanks for texting me back! <3

Comments:

Clemont: Well yeah

Clemont: I didn't run out of minutes

Serena: O K A Y L O O K

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~Fire Goddess has logged off~

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Ash has updated his status- YES I FINALLY BEAT MISTY IN MARIO KART

Comments:

Brock: But who did you lose to

Ash: ...

Ash: Gary

Gary: And?

Ash: ...

Ash: Tracey

Tracey: And who did you accidentally smack in the face because you got too excited?

Ash: ...Brock...

Misty: Yup

Misty: Congrats tho

Misty: You weirdo

Ash: I love you guys too

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Brendan has tagged Hilbert in his status- Hey...uh...wanna watch Emperor's New Groove with me?

Comments:

Hilbert: I love you

Nate: Yessssss my dadsssss

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Max has updated his status- It finally happened

May bought me some milk

Comments:

May: I bought the wrong kind out of spite tho

Drew: Why do you say dumb things

May: You love me

Drew: True

Max: I'm actually just thankful she bought it

Max: Now I can enjoy my cereal

Max: After all these years

May: Shut up

Max: Oh go jump on your bed

Bonnie: Don't let the springs trap you tho

Clemont: You need to stop

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Ash has tagged Paul in his status- Okay so I don't like you, but...I like how you treat Dawn. You guys are good for each other

Comments:

Paul: Uh thanks

Dawn: THEY'RE BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER THAT'S ADORABLE

Ash: I AIN'T CUTE

Misty: We know

Ash: Whatever you're the one dating me so like who's the real idiot here?

Paul: Still you

Ash: F**k off

Dawn: Well it was nice while it lasted...

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~Fire God has logged off~

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Iris has updated her status- I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE

Commments:

Trip: <3

Cilan: No

Trip: Yes

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May has tagged Steven in her status- Are you sure you don't wanna date me

Comments:

Steven: See ya when you're 18

May: Damn

May: Wait for me

Steven: I'll be like 33

May: ...

May: Okay

May: And?

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Somebody has updated his status- If I see anyone with illegal memes...I'll either kill you or take the memes depending on how good it is

Comments:

Ash: I love that

Gary: I only post fire memes

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Gary has tagged Ash in his status- Hurry I need some memes!

Comments:

Ash: Chill bruh I don't know why you're in a Big Time Rush

Somebody: Nice

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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- You remind me of Goldfish crackers

Comments:

Gladion: Because they're a snac haha I get it

Moon: ...

Moon: No

Moon: Because they have cute smiles

Gladion: Oh!

Moon: And they're snacs

Gladion: Okay can you not

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Hau has tagged Lillie in his status- You're so beautiful that I Noctowl my things over!

Comments:

Lillie: Stop being cute!

Gladion: Ew

Sun: Ew

Moon: You're just jealous

Sun: Damn right I am

Nate: Hi my name is Nate

Nate: You seem single

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Everybody has tagged Nobody in her status- You're the best brother ever!

Comments:

Nobody: Thanks kiddo

Hau: (S)kiddo*

Nobody: Go away

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~Everybody has logged off~

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Gary has tagged Nobody in his status- Uh hey...I'm sorry...for ya know...everything

Comments:

Nobody: It's all good

Nobody: Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom to go up

Nobody: I definitely found my way back up again...

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~Nobody has logged off~

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Dawn has updated her status- Why weren't we in this book more?!

Comments:

Lucas: Because we're not as interesting as our anime counterparts

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Meowth has tagged Jessie and James in his status- Csn't ypu loswrs dp spmrthong rofjt fpr omxe?

Comments:

Jessie: No

James: We can spell, if that helps

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Barry has tagged Paul in his status- Are you sure you don't wanna love me?

Comments:

Paul: I've never been more sure of anything in my life

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~Hilda and N are now married~

Comments:

Hilbert: Heh...Brendan and I used Nate to sneak into the wedding

Hilda: I let you sneak in

Hilbert: Oh

Hilbert: Um

Hilbert: Gladion gave a very moving speech

Gladion: Thanks, I cried

Gladion: Tried*

Silvers: That's not what you meant

Gladion: I know

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~Sylveon has logged off~

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Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- Why are you freaking out, I'm not pregnant

Comments:

Hugh: But-

Rosa: I thought I was

Rosa: Nope

Hugh: OH THANK GOD

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Bianca has tagged Cheren in her status- Look I know you say you don't like me...but...do you think we could give us a shot?

Comments:

Cheren: YES

Cheren: I mean

Cheren: Yeah sure whatever

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Somebody has tagged Arceus in his status- You coming?

Comments:

Arceus: Yeah...just a sec

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~Somebody has logged off~

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Arceus has updated its status- See you losers later

Comments:

Ash: Hopefully not
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~Arceus has logged off~