Sylveon has updated her status- Arceus and I are about to break up I swear

Comments:

Arceus: Quit being dramatic

Sylveon: I'm not

Nobody: What happened

Sylveon: He promised me something and LIED to my face about it

Sylveon: It was the ultimate betrayal

Sylveon: He broke my heart

Nobody: What did he do?

Sylveon; I can't even talk about it

Arceus: I said I was out of thin mints and she looked in the freezer and found a sleeve of them

Somebody: Wow Dad how could you?

Arceus: I told her they weren't mine!

Sylveon: How can I ever believe you?

Sylveon: I can never trust you again!

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~Sylveon and Arceus are no longer in a relationship~

Comments:

Anybody: Is this a bad time to mention that they were my thin mints?

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Moon has tagged Lillie in her status- Wait...you had a crush on me?

Comments:

Lillie: ...

Lillie: Are you joking rn

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Sun has tagged Moon in his status- Ay you know your boyfriend?

Comments:

Moon: Ya

Sun: Dump him

Moon: Y

Sun: Because I want him

Hau: I thought you were into Lillie

Sun: Well see that's when I was pretending I wasn't gay

Blue: Can't relate

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Moon has tagged Lusamine in her status- So like...if you wanted to preserve ultra beasts...why did you create a Pokémon specifically engineered to take them down?

Comments:

Lusamine: ...

Lusamine: An interesting point

Sun: If you wanted to keep Gladion away from the foundation, why did you hire Team Skull to kidnap Lillie?

Lusamine: I-

Hau: What is your skin care regimen?

Lusamine: Oh that's easy it's-

Gladion: Why are you the worst?

Lillie: Gladi has no chill

Lusamine: Kids...

Mohn: How come you never came looking for me when we're an island f**king away

Lusamine: ...Mohn?

Gladion: Dad?

Lillie: Who?

Mohn: Oh sh*t they found me

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Guzma has tagged Moon and Gladion in his status- Why are people shipping us

Comments:

Moon: Idk it's kinda gross

Gladion: Moon and I are very underage

Gladion: Like I'm thirteen at the MOST

Guzma: *turns to camera like I'm on the office* Y'all stupid

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Dialga has updated its status- If next E3 comes around and our remakes aren't announced I'm suing

Comments:

Palkia: Oh I'll cry

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Sun has updated his status- So like...are the Galar kids gonna be names Sword and Shield? Or are they gonna be their last names and they'll have old people first names like Hilda and Hilbert?

Comments:

Hilda: Bruh

Hilbert: Your name is "Sun" I don't think you have an authority on weird names

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Hilda has tagged Moon and Gladion in her status- The real question is: is Marnie your child or what? She looks just like you

Comments:

Moon: Bro I hope so

Sylveon: I'm calling it- she's theirs

Gladion: Woah wait I'm not ready for kids

Hilda: Get ready

(A/N. I'm on a SM writing kick leave me alone. Aaanyways if Gladion and Moon turn out to be Marnie's parents, you heard it from me first

K thx bai!)