Gladion has updated his status- Does anyone wanna hang out? Moon started playing Wind Waker again and she's ignoring m

Comments:

Moon: Unless you are a tall Rito man do not speak to me

Hau: Has she played Skyward yet?

Gladion: She put it down after she realized there were no Rito

Moon: Wind Waker, Breath of the Wild, and Age of Calamity only valid Zelda games don't @ me

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in their status- Squints

Comments:

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Shhhh

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May has tagged Wally in her status- Ay Wally could you be my lawyer?

Comments:

Wally: Uh...sure?

May: Call that an Ace Attorney

Wally: ...

Wally: I'm going away forever

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Rosa has updated her status- Illusion and I are having an Illusion and Aunite day!!!

Comments:

Cheren: Hilda and N already sick of the baby?

Rosa: I had to pry him from their hands

Hilda: GIVE HIM BACK

N: KIDNAPPING

Rosa: I'm just in another room of THEIR house they're dramatic

Hilda: I HAVE SEPARATION TRAUMA GIVE HIM BACK

Rosa: I'M NOT GONNA TAKE HIM ON A TWO YEAR TOUR OF THE WORLD RELAX

N: Hey-

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Raihan has tagged Piers in his status- Stop going home with people who buy you mozzarella sticks

Comments:

Piers: Don't tell me how to live my life

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Hop has updated his status- Bede just called me "Bro" so I'm accepting applications for someone to come adopt him

Comments:

Bede: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Hop: Who wants him

Gloria: Literally no one but you
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Sylveon has updated her status- Should've known I wasn't straight when Arceus told me I wasn't

Comments:

Arceus: You're married to me so if you couldn't figure that out on your own-

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Piers has updated his status- Leon and Raihan stop showing up at my house at 3 am drunk challenge

Comments:

Leon: I brought a beer for Marnie!

Piers: N O

Leon: My bad you're right

Leon: I'll get her another

Leon: She's a growing girl

Piers: STOP IT

Raihan: Lee! She's from Alola she can't drink until she's 21!!!

Marnie: I was born here but go off

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Ash has updated his status- So, this nightmare begins again

Comments:

Brock: What happened?

Ash: I woke up

Gary: Mood

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Trip has updated his status- Iris had lunch with Cilan today...so I set his tomato garden on fire

Comments:

Cilan: YOU DID WHAT

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Dawn has updated her status- Iris and May just told me I'm going to be both of their maids of honor so yeah I'd consider myself the superior bestie

Comments:

Ash: THATS NOT FAIR I WANTED DAWN AS MY BEST MAN

Dawn: Three for three

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Hilda has updated her status- My baby has returned to me thank you lord

Comments:

Rosa: I just took him outside to play in the grass!

N: I approve