Anybody has updated her status- Hm. No one noticed

Comments:

Sylveon: Ikr?

Sylveon: What a disappointment

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Honey? I called you

Comments:

N: I watched it ring

Rosa: Sh*t

Hilda: What is up with you?

N: You and Silver

Hilda: Oh

Hilda: My

Hilda: Arceus

Hilda: WE ARE JUST FRIENDS

N: Yeah okay

Arceus: Even I don't believe that at this point

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Silver has updated his status- Hilda and I don't even hang out that often. I hang out with Gladion more than I hang out with her

Comments:

Gold: Hmm

Gold: Gay???

Silver: You wish, Goldilocks

Gold: I DO WISH

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Sylveon has updated her status- I don't even know what I'm doing with this book anymore

Comments:

Nobody: Just pick a ship and roll with it

Anybody: I've got a more interesting idea

Arceus: Uh oh

Anybody: Don't worry Father, I know you'll like it

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Sylv, I'm scared

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Anybody has tagged Dialga in his status- Dear Uncle! Or...brother...or...Aunt? Sister?

Comments:

Dialga: ...What do you want

Anybody: I just need some help with something

Dialga: A plot line that's not gonna make any sense?

Anybody: Yes

Dialga: ...

Dialga: Great

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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- You are so cute! You're as cute as an Igglybuff!

Comments:

Gladion: EXCUSE YOU

Gladion: I AM CUTE LIKE A KNIFE

Hilda: That's my boy

Lusamine: THAT IS MY BOY

Hilda: No you're a bad mom

Lusamine: UNTRUE

Lillie: True

Sun: True

Gladion: True

Moon: True

Hau: Well I actually liked Lusamine

Hau: Until she insulted Lillie

Hau: No one insults her

Lusamine: What are you gonna do? Kill me?

Hau: I'm going to force feed you malasadas

Lusamine: BUT ALL THE CARBS

Lusamine: AND SUGAR

Lusamine: IT'S BAD FOR MY FIGURE

Hau: Suffer

Moon: Damn

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- If Hilda's baby is yours, you are so dead

Comments:

Silver: Looks like I'm gonna live because Hilda and I are JUST FRIENDS

Anybody: Don't worry

Anybody: None of you will have to worry about any of that...

Anybody: Soon it will all be forgotten...

(A/N. Well well well. I think Anybody may be a smidgen evil

Maybe

Mayhaps

Anyways

I'm eating soup

It's good

So uh

K thx bai!)