(A/N. This chapter is short trash but here.)

Gladion has tagged Moon and Hau in his status- SO WHERE WERE YOU TWO

Comments:

Hau: Uh oh

Moon: Caught

Lillie: So where were you, HUH???

Hau: We...

Moon: ...We saw Bohemian Rhapsody...

Gladion: WITHOUT ME???

Moon: Sorry babe, but Lillie didn't wanna see it and you AND Hau did but I couldn't go with BOTH of you because then Hau would be thirdwheeling, so I was gonna go with you both separately and then pretend I didn't see it with whoever I went with second

Gladion: So you went with HAU first?

Moon: You were with Silver

Silver: "With" is an understatement

Silver: HE WAS ON HIS PHONE THE WHOLE TIME

Hilda: Gladi, that's rude

Gladion: ...

Gladion: Y'all are fake

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Nate has updated his status- She's just a little bit older

Comments:

Brendan: Oh god here we go

Nate: But I want to get to know her

May: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Silver: But she said it's already over

Gladion: Shut the f**k up already jeez

Silver: I'M HURTING, GLADION

Hugh: So tell me what else can I do? I bought my fake ID for you!

Rosa: Yas babe sing that 5sos

Nate: She told me to meet her there, I can't afford the bus fare

Hilbert: Yeah I know you can't that's why I drive you around

Nate: DAD

N: I'm not old enough for her

Hilda: You're literally older than me tf

Moon: I'm just waiting 'til I'm eighteen!

Gladion: ...Moon

Moon: What?

Moon: 5sos!

Gladion: ...

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Arceus has updated its status- Sylveon is mad at me and I don't know why

Comments:

Anybody: She's always mad at you

Sylveon: Yeah but this time its because it asked me how I was feeling and I said fine and it didn't believe me

Arceus: YOU DIDN'T SOUND FINE

Sylveon: WELL I WAS FINE UNTIL YOU TOLD ME I WASN'T

Sylveon DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL

Anybody: Christ you two are a lost cause

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Gladion has tagged Moon in his status- Moon...I need some space

Comments:

Moon: Okay

Gladion: ...Did you even comprehend what I just said

Moon: Yes

Moon: You wanna break up

Gladion: ...And...you're fine with that?

Moon: Yep. You'll be back

Gladion: ...You're not upset?

Moon: Oh I'm livid

Hilda: Me too how dare you break up with her over Facebook? I didn't raise you like that!

Gladion: ...

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Gladion has tagged Silver in his status- Silver hide me

Comments:

Silver: Yeah okay both of us against Hilda?

Silver: I'm not trying to die, Blondie

Gladion: WHY DON'T YOU EVER SUPPORT ME

Silver: I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING

Hilda: I stg if you two start dating and I have to third wheel all the time I'm gonna kill you

Gladion: I could say the same thing about you and Silver

Rosa: Damn

Rosa: Silver's a real hoe ain't he

Lyra: Yeah he really is

Silver: LYRA

(A/N. Welcome to the bottom of the trash bin hi

K thx bai)