Raihan has updated his status- Piers just went home with a guy who bought him mozzarella sticks

Comments:

Piers: Yes I did

Piers: I'm easy and I don't care

Raihan: ...

Raihan: This was supposed to be an intervention but okay

Gloria: Lemme just write that sh*t down...

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Moon has tagged Sun in her status- So?

Comments:

Sun: So

Moon: So

Sun: So

Moon: So

Sun: So

Moon: How was your date with Kiawe

Sun: Kiawe's a f**king bottom

Kiawe: H E Y

Moon: Wasn't it your first date...?

Sun: Ya

Piers: I see nothing wrong here

Sun: Thanks nephew

Gloria: *writing* Got his hoe ways from his uncle...

Piers: Please phrase that differently

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Hilda has updated her status- I would kill for some Thin Mints rn

Comments:

Gladion: Maybe you can metaphorically make a deal with the devil

Gladion: And by "devil" I mean Sylveon

Gladion: And by "metaphorically" I mean get your coat

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Sylveon has tagged Hilda in her status- Girl Scout Cookies aren't really my department

Comments:

Hilda: Please don't make me talk to your husband

Sylveon: I don't really wanna talk to him either, so okay I'll help you

Arceus: Wait a minute what

Sylveon: Hilda did you read something?

Hilda: No I didn't

Arceus: :(

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Arceus has updated his status- Why doesn't she love me

Comments:

Anybody: You're clingy, annoying, and you're the biggest simp in the world?

Arceus: Rude

Nobody: True*

Arceus: Rude x2

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Hop has updated his status- My bf is so cute

Comments:

Leon: No way! Mine too!

Hop: :0

Hop: My bf is so pretty tho

Leon: My bf is so hot

Hop: WELL MY BF HAS REALLY SOFT HAIR

Leon: MY BF HAS ABS

Hop: Fair enough

Bede: Damn fight for my honor why don't you

Hop: I tried babe but Raihan does indeed have abs

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Nobody has tagged Sylveon in his status- What was this chapter even about?

Comments:

Sylveon: She's sad

Nobody: SHE'S ALWAYS SAD

Author: H E Y