Misty has tagged Ash in her status- I'm dumping you

Comments:

Ash: You say that like five times every week but you always come back

Misty: ...

Misty: Well this time I mean it

Brock: What happened

Ash: She's mad cause I sent May a package

Brock: What was in it

Ash: Food

Brock: WOW

Brock: I FEEL BETRAYED

Misty: RIGHT?!

May: Lol you guys suck

Dawn: What you sent May food but not me?

Ash: Yeah

May: HA

May: TAKE THAT DAWN I'M THE BEST FRIEND NOW

Dawn: YOU WISH YOU HOE

Max: Hey Ash why don't you try sending me some milk

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Hey Babe can we go Somewhere?

Comments:

Paul: We just went Somewhere yesterday

Dawn: But I wanna go Somewhere again

Paul: No

Arceus: What kind of weak a$$ joke is this?

Sylveon: It's not weak you're weak

Sylveon: I love that fanfiction

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Nate has updated his status- No not my dads!

Comments:

Brendan: It's okay we're still both going to raise you

Hilbert: I CALL WEEKENDS

Brendan: DANGIT

Hilbert: HA YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIS BS FIVE DAYS A WEEK

Nate: WOW

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May has updated her status- If his name starts with a D, it's likely he will ruin your life

Comments:

Drew: Well

Drew: This is awkward

May: But it's okay that you ruined my life because I still love you <3

Drew: ...

Drew: I don't know how to feel about this

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Serena has updated her status- I literally hate Clemont so much

Comments:

Iris: Block him

Serena: Nevermind he texted me back

Iris: Dammit

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Ash has tagged Gary in his status- Hey Gare...How are things?

Comments:

Gary: Please don't make me think about my life

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Hilda has tagged Silver and Gladion in her status- I'm disbanding the murder squad

Comments:

Silver: WHAT

Gladion: HILDA ARE YOU OKAY

Silver: BLINK TWICE IF YOU'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE

Hilda: Guys I'm serious

Gladion: Hilda what

Silver: Why

Hilda: Because I have responsibilities now

Gladion: Lol yeah sure you do like what?

Silver: BUT YOU AND GLADION ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS

Gold: What

Silver: You know I don't like you

Gold: Still...ouch

Hilda: I'm not saying we're not friends anymore

Silver: Oh

Gladion: Oh

Hilda: Idiots

Gladion: Can I still call us the squad though

Hilda: Yeah sure

Gladion: Okay

(A/N. OH NO NOT THE SQUAD

K thx bai)