N has updated his status- I found Hilda throwing up in the sink this morning

Comments:

Arceus: OH REALLY

Hilda: Don't get excited I accidentally ate five boxes of Girl Scout cookies

Gladion: How do you "accidentally" eat five boxes of Girl Scout cookies

Hilda: Zero impulse control

Sylveon: Or what Arceus calls a Friday night

Arceus: S Y L V E O N

Nobody: Exposed

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Everybody has tagged Sylveon and Arceus in her status- YOU TWO NEED TO LOVE EACH OTHER

Comments:

Arceus: I already do love her!

Sylveon: Wow you love me? That's embarrassing

Arceus: WE HAVE FIVE CHILDREN TOGETHER

Sylveon: None of them are products of "love"

Sylveon: Nobody is a Sandshrew we adopted

Nobody: True

Sylveon: The three hybrids aren't even our DNA

Sylveon: So they're technically adopted too

Fire Goddess: That's an interesting standpoint

Fire God: WHATEVER

Bulbasaur/Turtwig: Omg they remembered me

Fire God: WHO ARE YOU

Sylveon: And while Everybody is technically ours...

Sylveon: She was an experiment. Oak took our DNA and put it into an egg

Everybody: ScIeNcE

Sylveon: So f**k you

Arceus: PLEASE DO

Sylveon: Desperate isn't a good look on you

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Silver has tagged N in his status- So wait Hilda could have been very sick and you didn't take her to the doctor?

Comments:

N: Shut up I do not like you

Moon: Damn

Silver: What

N: I hate you

Silver: Why?

Silver: ...Oh

Silver: Hilda wasn't cheating on you with me, dude

N: Does not matter

N: Do not ever talk to me

Silver: Well FINE

N: WHAT DID I JUST SAY

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Gladion has updated his status- Moon made me cosplay as Link today

Comments:

Moon: My snac was dressed up as a snac

Moon: I had a good time unwrapping that snac

Gladion: M O O N

Hilda: Ew

Moon: You're just jealous because N won't sin with you

Hilda: That's what you think

Moon: What

Gladion: What

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- What

Comments:

Sylveon: This is what you wanted

Arceus: Eh I'll take it

Everybody: Sylveus next

Sylveon: Never

Everybody: That's what you think

Arceus: ...

Sylveon: ...

Nobody: ...

Arceus: Should we be afraid?

Sylveon: Nah she's not powerful enough to overthrow us both

Sylveon: Right?

(A/N. Idk Sylveon is she? You're the one writing it

Idk guys

So uh

Link is still a snac

K thx bai!)