Sylveon has updated her status- I f**king hate Arceus

Comments:

Nobody: Weren't you just in your room crying about how much you miss him?

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Okay I KNOW I didn't raise a snitch

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- THERE'S A JOLTIK IN THE SHOWER AGAIN

Comments:

N: I'm at the store

Hilda: I'M F**KED

N: Not yet you're not

Hilda: W h a t

N: What

Rosa: Damn the Fifty Shades books I lent you are really paying off

Hilda: I'm gonna kill you

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Somebody has tagged Nobody, Anybody, and one other in his status his status- Bruh if I gotta deal with Mom's mood swings one more time...

Comments:

Anybody: Yesterday she made me get her Panera and when I got back with it she yelled at me because she didn't want it anymore

Nobody: Did she tell you she didn't want it anymore?

Anybody: No

Anybody: I was "just supposed to know"

Everybody: She has been a little more mad lately...but she's always mad!

Anybody: Think it's cause she broke up with Dad?

Everybody: Mommy and Daddy broke up?!

Somebody: ...

Nobody: ...

Anybody: ...

Anybody: ...No...

Somebody: Look what you f**king did

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in his status- Why are you yelling at the kids more than usual

Comments:

Sylveon: Because I hate you

Arceus: I miss you too

Sylveon: Go away

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Rosa has tagged Hilda in her status- So like weren't you pregnant awhile ago

Comments:

Hilda: I thought you were the pregnant one

Rosa: ...

Hilda: ...

Rosa: Well then

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Come over

Comments:

Paul: To do what?

Dawn: Chill

Paul: I do not "chill"

Paul: That's how you end up with "chill-dren"

Dawn: ...

Dawn: I know

Paul: N O

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Red has tagged Blue in his status- ...Blue

Comments:

Blue: Yes dear?

Red: That is my shirt

Blue: All of mine are dirty!

Red: ...

Red: Fair enough- I'm wearing your pants

Blue: Bruh

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Lyra has updated her status- Silver without gloves is hot but have you considered Silver WITH gloves???

Comments:

Gold: Amazing

Silver: It's easier to get away with murder that way

Gladion: That's why Silver's the brains of the squad

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Hilda has tagged Gladion and Silver in her status- We need to find someone to murder. I miss you guys

Comments:

Silver: Bro I just left your house

N: What

Hilda: Which was a SECRET

Silver: It was?

Hilda: Bruh

Gladion: You guys hung out without me?!

Hilda: All the time

Silver: THAT was a secret!

Hilda: Oh

Gladion: You guys may deserve each other

Hilda: Ay Gladi wanna come over and eat ice cream with me?

Gladion: I see what you're doing

Gladion: ...

Gladion: Of course I do

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May has tagged Dawn in her status- Hey Dawn? What church do you go to?

Comments:

Dawn: The average sized one

May: Yikes. My church is pretty big

Paul: I don't appreciate this subtext

Drew: I do

Dawn: At least my church isn't boring

May: Lucky! Mine can get pretty predictable sometimes

Drew: Wait what

Ash: Wow I didn't know you guys liked church so much

Johanna: Me neither...

Dawn: ...

May: ...

May: Run Paul

May: Run

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in their status- So I hear you've been moody and craving food lately

Comments:

Sylveon: So what

Arceus: You know you're not in that nine months out of the woods thing right?

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: F**k

Arceus: That's what got you here in the first place

(A/N. Honestly I hate it but here

K thx bai!)