Gladion has updated his status- I will never go on a double date ever again

Comments:

Moon: You're exaggerating

Hau: Very much so

Gladion: I'll kill you in an instant

Silver: What happened

Lillie: Actually nothing

Lillie: He's just upset because I'm dating someone he hates

Silver: Why would you do that

Lillie: What?

Hilda: Why would you date someone he hates?

Silver: What betrayal

Gladion: Thanks squad

Hilda: We got your back

Lillie: Y'all need a hobby

Silver: Ya mean

Hilda: Like murder?

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Fire goddess has updated her status- My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall

Comments:

Bulbasaur/Turtwig: ...Let's beat these yolks a-

Sylveon: -nd save my folks by baking the fourth wall!

Fire god: WATCH AS I WORK MY GYPSY MAGIC

Nobody: *Sighs* Seapony tears and provolone

Arceus: God help the outcast with her witchcraft!

Everybody: Someday I'm gonna go home!

Ash: Is this what gods do in their free time

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Moon has updated her status- I love unwrapping my favorite snac

Comments:

Gladion: B A B E

Moon: What?

Moon: It's true

Hilda: Sinners

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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- The snac that smiles back

Comments:

Gladion: *glares*

Moon: <3

Gladion: ...

Gladion: ... <3 ...

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Everybody has tagged Nobody in her status- BROTHER

Comments:

Nobody: What

Everybody: How do I get Mommy and Daddy to admit that they love each other

Nobody: They don't tho

Everybody: What?

Nobody: Well Arceus may like Sylveon, but she can't stand him

Everybody: Then she can sit

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Sylveon has tagged Everybody in her status- You're grounded

Comments:

Everybody: But mOMmY

Sylveon: GROUNDED

Arceus: Ungrounded

Everybody: Yay!

Sylveon: Arceus I will choke you

Arceus: Lol can you even reach my neck

Sylveon: ...

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Oops

Nobody: You're a dead god now

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Moon has updated her status- I'm out of snac jokes

Comments:

Gladion: Good

Moon: Oh!

Moon: Snacs are good

Gladion: S T O P

Moon: Y O U  L O V E  I T

(A/N. *Shrugs*

Yeah this chapter is trash but I wanted to upload before I took my nap so here

Haha I have a three day weekend

Good ole Memorial Day

So uh

K thx bai!)