N has updated his status- I SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED COCO AGAIN

Comments:

Hilbert: I cry every time

Hilda: It's not that emotional you guys

N: I bought you ice cream yesterday and you cried

Hilda: IT WAS JUST SO SWEET OF YOU

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Sylveon has updated her status- Smh I hate when people hate on my son for loving Lillie

Comments:

Arceus: Nobody doesn't like Lillie

Nobody: Who

Sylveon: NoT yOU

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Sylveon has updated her status- *Kicks ice cube* Hoe

Comments:

Arceus: What

Sylveon: None of your f**king business

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Hilbert has tagged Hilda in his status- YOU INVITED BRENDAN TO YOUR WEDDING AND NOT ME???

Comments:

Hilda: I told you you weren't invited why are you shocked

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Fire God has updated his status- IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY B*TCHESSSS BOW BEFORE MY MAJESTICNESS

Comments:

Ash: Ya know I don't miss you when you're gone

Fire God: SHUT UP

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Paul has tagged Dawn in his status- We are not going to Alola

Comments:

Dawn: But I wannaaaaa

Ash: Omg please come bestie I miss you

Misty: Excuse me

Dawn: I miss Ashhhh

Paul: Excuse me (x2)

Ash: What

Dawn: What

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Gladion has tagged Hilda in his status- Stop crying I stg I won't hesitate to kill you

Comments:

Hilda: THE GROWLITHE WAS WEARING A LITTLE BOWTIE IT WAS SO CUTE

Silver: So? We have murdering to do

Hilda: APPRECIATE THE POKÉMON SILVER

Silver: Ugh

Gladion: I hate once a month Hilda

Hilda: I hate all the time Gladion

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Ash has tagged Misty in his status- Wait why am I in trouble???

Comments:

Misty: Because you're an idiot

Ash: I'm sure you're right but why???

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Babe what's the matter?

Comments:

Paul: Nothing

Dawn: You're lying

Paul: No I'm not

Dawn: Lying is a sin

Paul: Add that to the list

Dawn: B A B E

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Gladion has tagged N in his status- Take her back

Comments:

N: Yesssss

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Arceus has tagged Hilda in its status- Why are you not pregnant

Comments:

Hilda: Because I'm not a sinner like Rosa

Rosa: H E Y

Hugh: Don't even try

Rosa: Okay but she didn't have to call me out

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Dawn has tagged Ash in her status- I know why they're upset

Comments:

Ash: Why?

Dawn: Pearlshipping

Ash: Oh

Ash: Ew that's nasty

Dawn: Right???

Nobody: So is Pokeshipping

Ash: What

Nobody: Amour is better

Iris: Agreed Nobody

Ash: IRIS I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD BETRAY ME

Ash: AGAIN

Serena: Why would I want Ash when I could have someone who WON'T TEXT BACK

Clemont: WHY ARE YOU SUBTWEETING

Paul: THIS ISN'T TWITTER

(A/N. *Shrugs*

Idk anymore you guys

So uh

K thx bai!)