Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- That's a nice shirt

Comments:

Hugh: Thanks it's boyfriend material

Rosa: DANGIT YOU RUINED MY JOKE I WAS GONNA ASK IF I COULD TALK YOU OUT OF IT

Hugh: Sorry Babe

Rosa: You should be

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Gladion has tagged Moon in his status- It's midnight. Why are you calling me?

Comments:

Moon: I need my midnight snac

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Prof. Juniper has tagged Dr. Oak in her status- Ehh are you sure the Arceus/Sylveon offspring is even Arceus'? It just looks like a normal Eevee but with horns.

Comments:

Dr. Oak: Oh I'm sure

Prof. Juniper: How are you sure

Sylveon: Did you just call me a cheater Juniper? We gonna fight?

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Everybody has updated her status- DADDY GAVE ME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THEY WERE AMAZING

Comments:

Dr. Oak: That's how

Prof. Juniper: Oh...

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Nobody has tagged Arceus and Sylveon in his status- How come you love Everybody more than you love me

Comments:

Sylveon: You don't like us

Nobody: ...

Nobody: True

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Ash has tagged Officer Jenny in his status- Are memes based off of games illegal too?

Comments:

Officer Jenny: No those are fine

Officer Jenny: Except for FNAF memes

Officer Jenny: Those are very illegal

Bonnie: I hope you die in a fire

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Gary has updated his status- Is it weird to comments on your own posts?

Comments:

Gary: Nah

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Arceus has tagged Hilda in its status- You pregnant yet?

Comments:

Hilda: Nope

N: Not yet

Hilda: ...Excuse me?

N: ;)

Hilda: Did you swap him

Arceus: ???

Sylveon: No

Everybody: Heehee

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Hilda has tagged Rosa in her status- Is Hugh acting normal?

Comments:

Rosa: Yeah...

Rosa: He's his usual, sinful, self

Hilda: Wtf then

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Hilda has tagged Everybody in her status- What did you do

Comments:

Everybody: Well Daddy normally swaps personalities...

Everybody: Mommy crushes ships

Everybody: Brother breaks the wall

Everybody: So I flipped N's personality!

Hilda: You flipped it?

Everybody: Yep!

Everybody: Now he acts the exact opposite of how he normally does!

Everybody: Fun right?

Arceus: Wow that is fun

Hilda: Fix it you overgrown llama

Arceus: Nah I kinda wanna see how this goes

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Hey I like your pants

Comments:

Hilda: I like them too

N: Can I test the zipper?

Hilda: No you cannot

N: Oh

N: Okay

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs

Comments:

Hilda: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

N: You remember when Rosa leant me her Fiftey Shades books?

Hilda: ...

N: I learned a lot

Hilda: I need to call the squad

Rosa: NO NOT THE SQUAD

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N has updated his status- I don't like this flip!

Comments:

Hilda: Because you keep trying to pull the moves on me and I keep rejecting you?

N: Well, yes...But no

N: I can't understand Pokémon anymore!

Hilda: FIX HIM

Everybody: No

Nobody: Ugh

Nobody: I'll fix him just shush

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Honey? Where are you going?

Comments:

Hilda: Squad meeting Honey...did you forget?

N: ...Maybe

N: But why are you leaving?

Hilda: It's in Johto this time

Silver: Thank Arceus I don't have to get on a plane

Gladion: Ew I gotta get on a plane

Moon: Don't get any blood on you clothes

Gladion: It's just a meeting. We won't be killing anyone today

Sun: Wait you three really kill people?

Hilda: Yeah?

Sun: Oh I thought that was a joke to make you seem edgy

Sun: Interesting

(A/N. Oh no sinful N ew

Bam no school tomorrow

Unfortunately I gotta take a math test sometime this week since I missed it on Thursday because I went home sick and I'm still sick so yay

Ugh

I've got an AU to write in my AU book

Ugh

So uh

K thx bai!)