Sylveon has updated her status- I don't even know who's dating and who's not anymore

Comments:

Arceus: We are! :D

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: I wish we weren't...

Arceus: What

Sylveon: Nothing

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Hau has tagged Gladion in his status- Salt is just angry sugar

Comments:

Gladion: Shut up

Moon: Gladion is just angry Lillie
~Hau has liked this comment

Gladion: I don't appreciate the accuracy of this

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N has updated his status- I'm feeling blessed

Comments:

Rosa: Why

N: Hilda looked at me

Cheren: You're that type of crazy, huh?

N: Yes

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N has tagged Ghetsis in his status- Am I adopted

Comments:

Ghetsis: No

Ghetsis: I haven't found anyone who wants you yet

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Gary has updated his status- Who wants to hear about how great I am?

Comments:

Ash: Not me

Gary: Yeah you do here I go-

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Serena has tagged Clemont in her status- I texted you

Comments:

Clemont: I watched it come in

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Ash has updated his status- Yes my bff and I know how obnoxious we are when we're together. Do we care?

Comments:

Dawn: No

Ash: No we do not

Paul: This is my worst nightmare

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N has updated his status- Fun date idea: We find every abandoned Pokémon and raise them as our own

Comments:

Hilda: I can't afford that

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Caroline has tagged May in her status- Isn't that your third plate of food?

Comments:

May: Isn't that your third husband?

Norman: What

Max: Got 'em

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Gladion has updated his status- Caught Moon dancing to the Breath of the Wild soundtrack

Comments:

Moon: So?

Sylveon: I see no issue

Arceus: Because you're both insane

Sylveon: WE'RE BREAKING UP

(A/N. Pretty short, huh?

Yeah

Sorry

I got

A headache

So here

So uh

K thx bai!)