Silver has tagged Hilda in his status- So wait are you actually pregnant

Comments:

Hilda: I don't wanna talk about it

Moon: OMG YOU ARE!

Hilda: Shh not so loud

Moon: ...

Moon: You know I typed this right?

Hilda: Sure

Lyra: Silver why do you care so much? Are you worried?

Silver: No

N: Are you sure

Silver: 100%

Gladion: WAIT HILDA DOES THIS MEAN YOU AND N SINNED???

Hilda: That's none of your business

Moon: THEY DID

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Gladion has tagged Silver in his status- SILVER WE'RE GONNA BE UNCLES

Comments:

Lyra: Or dads

Silver: HILDA AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS

Lyra: WE'LL SEE

Gladion: ...

Gladion: I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE!

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Everybody has tagged Anybody in her status- So...what's your deal?

Comments:

Anybody: I can turn humans into Pokémon and Pokémon into humans

Nobody: ...Why would you want to do that

Anybody: If I make you human you can punch Gary

Nobody: ...

Nobody: LET IT BE DONE

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Gary has updated his status- Wtf I just got punched in the face

Comments:

Ash: By who?

Gary: Idk

Gary: Probably not anyone important

Nobody: WHY DO YOU DO THIS

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Anybody has updated her status- Hey mother, wanna see something interesting?

Comments:

Sylveon: Always

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N has updated his status- Oh...suddenly I am a Zoroark...fitting

Comments:

Cheren: WHY AM I A PURRLOIN

Bianca: Aw but you're a cute Purrloin

Cheren: Shut up, you're a Lillipup

Sylveon: Oh

Sylveon: Weird

Anybody: This is only good for one joke though

Arceus: And that joke would be?

Hugh: I'M A QWILFISH WHAT IS THIS

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Hilda has updated her status- How come I was left out?

Comments:

Anybody: You're pregnant we can't f**k with you

Hilda: Seriously?

Anybody: Yeah

Hilda: YES THE GODS CAN'T TOUCH ME

Sylveon: Oh just you wait

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- Hey

Comments:

Red: ???

Blue: I miss you

Red: Cool

Blue: Please come home the mountain is cold

Red: No

Blue: COME HOME OR ELSE

Red: ...

Red: Damn, okay

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Rosa has tagged Hilda in her status- How's Deerling?

Comments:

Hilda: N tried to eat her

Rosa: Wtf

Hilda: I guess Zoroark eat Deerling

Hilda: Idk

Rosa: Oh he's still a Pokémon?

Hilda: Yeah

Hilda: Wait

Hilda: How come you're not a Pokémon?

Rosa: ...

Rosa: NO REASON K BYE

Hugh: Wait

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Professor Juniper has tagged Hilda in her status- Zoroark also don't mate for life so you'd better watch your man

Comments:

N: Well apparently neither does Hilda so...

Hilda: SILVER AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS

N: WE'LL SEE

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Anybody has updated his status- I'm bored

Comments:

Sylveon: Me too

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Anybody has tagged Sylveon and Arceus in his status- So wait why aren't you two together

Comments:

Arceus: I honestly don't even know

Sylveon: Because as long as she's single I'm single

Arceus: She?

Sylveon: She

Arceus: Wtf who tf is She?

Sylveon: They know

Arceus: Stop

(A/N. I honestly hate this chapter but here ya go

I'm gonna cuddle with my Wailord plush now

So uh

K thx bai!)