Sylveon has updated her status- Is birthday. Am borthday gorl

Comments:

Arceus: Why are you...like this

Sylveon: IT'S WHO I AM BABE

Arceus: WHY IS THIS WHO YOU ARE

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Silver has tagged N in his status- Why tf is Hilda mad?

Comments:

N: What?

Silver: Why is she mad

Silver: What did you do

N: She told me to hide her candy from her

N: So I did

N: Now she is mad because I won't tell her where it is

Gladion: Tell her where it is, man!

Gladion: Before she kills us all!

N: Fine, but when she is mad because I told her, it is on you

Silver: Sounds like it'll be on you, man

N: Die

Hilda: Be nice to my Silver!

Silver: HA

Hilda: Be nice to my N or else you hoe

Silver: Fine

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Paulie!

Comments:

Paul: What

Dawn: I did not think you'd respond to that okay you're more whipped than I thought

Paul: B a b e

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Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- Babe do you still like me

Comments:

Hugh: Do you still think my tail is small

Rosa: F**king Christ GET OVER IT

Hugh: I WILL NOT

N: I still do not understand

Silver: They're talking about his di-

Hilda: Shut up or I'll kill you

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Piers has updated his status- Who is this tiny girl following me

Comments:

May: Hi I'm May- Gloria and I switched places for the day

Gloria: I'm following Steven

Steven: Wait what I'm in my house

Gloria: I know

Steven: ...Police

Officer Jenny: I'm busy

Piers: Oi it's fine when Gloria does it! It's weird when you do it

May: Gloria and I just figured we had a better chance of not getting caught if you didn't have a face to recognize

Gladion: You two could probably get away with murder better than we could

May: Yeah I know

Gloria: It'd be easy

May: Just like Piers, apparently

Piers: H E Y

Gloria: It's true

Leon: Oh yeah he's real easy

Raihan: Buy him a coffee and he's all yours

Piers: Okay

Piers: RUDE

Gloria: Accurate*

Piers: Oi go stalk your friend's man

Steven: She's twelve I am not her man

May: Not yet b*tch

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Sylveon has updated her status- My baby turned five today!

Comments:

Fire God: YES I AM FIVE

Ash: Oh my god you're FIVE?!!!

Fire God: YES

Meowth: Oh no tjos setirs is fobe!

Sylveon: Hell yeah it is

Ash: That's terrifying

Sylveon: Hell yeah it is

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Everybody has tagged Arceus and Sylveon in her status- Mommy...Daddy...I have an idea

Comments:

Arceus: Do it

Sylveon: Don't think just do

Abel: But it's not a very good ide-

Anybody: Shut up or I'll get a rock

Abel: ...A rock?

Anybody: My A+ humor is lost on this one

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Hilda has updated her status- Silver! Gladion!

Comments:

Gladion: Oh god this is it

Silver: She's finally gonna kill us

Hilda: I love you guys! <3

Silver: ...

Gladion: ...

Silver: Who are you and what have you done with Hilda

Hilda: What? Nothing! Silly Silver!

Silver: ...

Gladion: ...

Silver: Gladion I'm scared

Gladion: Me too buddy

Gladion: Me too

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Hilda has updated her status- N! Sweetie! I love you!

Comments:

N: ...I love you too...?

Hilda: Take off your clothes!

N: Hilda!!!

Hilda: Pleeeeaasseeee

N: ...

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N has updated his status- Who is this. This is not my Hilda

Comments:

Silver: This Hilda is defective

Gladion: Fix it please

Hilda: Oh boys! You're so cute!

Silver: P l e a s e

Sylveon: Fine

Sylveon: She's boring like this anyway

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Hilda has updated her status- Ew did I call Silver and Gladion "cute"?

Comments:

N: Hilda! <3

Hilda: Hi N

Gladion: Thank god

Arceus: You're welcome

Sylveon: YOU DIDN'T DO SH*T

Arceus: Shh babe don't expose me

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Abel has updated his status- Um...I believe I also have an idea

Comments:

Arceus: Lay it on me kiddo

Sylveon: They know already

Arceus: Who does

Sylveon: They

Arceus: I hate it when you say that

Sylveon: T h e y