(A/N. I've added my Galar ships kids too! For the sake of shit not getting weird tho, Piers and Marnie will not be interacting with their future kiddos. Think of the Galar kids' kids interacting as a different timeline. God if I knew what a hassle this all would've been, I wouldn't have committed to the "Piers and Marnie are Moon and Gladion's kids" headcanon...Anyways- Have fun!)

Kaleo has updated his status- Starting a band! Who wants to be apart of it?

Comments:

Aria: Why would anyone want to be in a band with you?

Kaleo: Because I'm amazing? Next question

Dylan: Yeah okay Kal

Kaleo: ...

Dylan: ...

Dylan: Why do I hear boss music

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Leo has tagged Blythe in his status- WAKE UP COUSIN- ITS TIME TO FIGHT

Comments:

Blythe: It's 3 pm I'm awake already

Leo: Oh

Leo: Wanna fight?

Blythe: No...

Leo: DAMGIT

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Koa has tagged Hana in his status- AHHH DON'T BLOODBEND MEEE

Comments:

Hana: What? I'm-

Brielle: NOOOO STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER! I DON'T WANNA LEARN HOW TO BLOODBEND

Hana: ...

Hana: How are we the same age?

Brielle: Technically I'm the oldest

Koa: By what? Five minutes?

Hana: By two for me!

Brielle: Still...you know what I mean

Koa: No I don't

Hana: You never do

Koa: DON'T BLOODBEND ME PLEASE!

Brielle: AHHHH

Hana: BRUH

Kason: K but who's gonna tell them it's "Hama"

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Opal has tagged Kaleo in her status- You're gonna take me on a date

Comments:

Kaleo: I am?

Opal: Yep! And somewhere nice, too!

Kaleo: ...

Kaleo: Will you join my band?

Opal: ...Er...sure

Kaleo: NICE

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Clarity has tagged Kason in her status- Thanks for packing Mum's lunch today- I really didn't feel like it

Comments:

Kason: Wait I didn't pack Mum's lunch

Clarity: ...

Clarity: So she's just...in the middle of nowhere doing research...without a lunch?

Kason: :0

Clarity: :0

Nessa: She's what

Clarity: AHHH

Kason: AHHH

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Gloria has tagged Aria in her status- Sweetie, go bring some lunch to Professor Sonia for me please

Comments:

Aria: Mum! I'm the champion now! I can't just drop everything any time you ask!

Gloria: ...

Gloria: I wasn't asking.

Aria: ...

Aria: Okay I'll go find her

Dylan: Ha

Gloria: You can go with her

Dylan: You're not my real mum

Gloria: I'll still whoop you- GO

Dylan: ...

Dylan: Okay...

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Piers has tagged Illusion in his status- So uh...hey~

Comments:

Illusion: Sup bro

Piers: ...

Piers: "Bro"?

Amber: HA

Piers: Oh GO MAKE OUT WITH VIOLET

Violet: Yes

Amber: NO

Violet: Damn

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Garnet has tagged Piers in her status- Hey remember when we f**ked

Comments:

Piers: Not really

Garnet: Maybe you should stop drinking, then

Piers: I'd rather not

Illusion: Wait are we eskimo brothers?

Piers: ...

Garnet: ...Oh right

Silver: W h a t

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Silver has tagged Hilda and Gladion in his status- WHY ARE YOUR BOYS F**KING MY BABY GIRL

Comments:

Hilda: Ugh I'm sorry- he'll f**k any woman who lets him

Illusion: Hey!

Hilda: Did I not hug you enough as a child?

Illusion: No

Hilda: I hugged you all the time!

Illusion: WELL MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM

Gladion: I'm sorry- Piers will touch literally anything

Piers: D A D

Amber: He's not wrong- You'll touch Illusion

Piers: I CAN'T TOUCH ILLUSION HE WON'T LET ME

Illusion: You don't wanna touch me anyway, trust me

Amber: See a doctor already

Garnet: Gross

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Silver has tagged Piers and Illusion in his status- Keep your filthy hands off my daughter

Comments:

Illusion: That is not a problem

Piers: Yeah I'd rather not do that again

Garnet: I thought you didn't remember it

Piers: I'm just taking your word for it

Silver: ...

Silver: I wonder if Hilda and Gladion would mind having one less child...

Hilda: Why do you think I had another and caught one more?

Gray: *Whispers* Mom stop saying you caught me I'm just adopted

Hilda: I caught you